Why????

[Lilith]

aren't you somewhere, with someone, getting it on right NOW?????????

[imaginewithme]

Oh man! Great question!!!!

WHY WHY WHY

My reason......we're staying at my parents, where my sister lives still, my grandmother is living here since her house is ruined...... but boy do I want to!

[dreamgurl]

Because I learned last night that trying to kiss after having your wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday is not the most enjoyable expirence. :grin:

[Moonchild]

Humm because I had it all weekend LOL

[Lilith]

IWM~ tell Grams she is cramping your style :p


DG~ ouch!!!!! They told you no sucking, that means no sucking face either:p

Moonchild~ good point! You need a break, send him this way ;)

[dreamgurl]

shucks, i thought that was just on straws and certian parts of men.......oh well live and leard, there is always next week.

[Neige]

My someone is a few provinces away :(

[BIGbad]

Because I can't seem to get my pants of right now.

[jennaflower]

hmmmmmm.... I touched him tonight... that is as far as it will go.... but he enjoyed teasing me... and he knew I want more... so much more....

[wyndhy]

i shall remedy this in a thrice :D

[Lilith]

i shall remedy this in a thrice :D
So glad he has you :p

[osuche]

Cause he is 2.2K miles away, and one of us has to pay the bills. :p But damn it's getting old!

[darogle]

cuz she's 849 miles away...not for long though

[sodaklostsoul]

South Dakota to Michigan..........785 miles
Fuel one way..........................$50
A weekend with the Booger Lama......well worth the drive!!! ;o)~

[Sharni]

Cause i'm at home and he's at work

[scotzoidman]

cuz she's gotta rest so she can go to work & pay the bills next week...

[Catch22]

Anyone who wants to get it on with me is 12,000 miles away. :yikes: And my penis only reaches 6,000!

[cowgirltease]

cuz she's 849 miles away...not for long though
Cuz HE'S^^^^^^ eight hundred forty fuckin nine miles from me or I would be! :bsex:

[LixyChick]

Um...cause he just went off to work!

[TinTennessee]

Uhhh cause I have cramps from hell, no significan other and am too damn picky! lol

[Catch22]

Uhhh cause I have cramps from hell, no significan other and am too damn picky! lol

Picky?

[Loulabelle]

Because he's at work and for the last two weeks we've been living in a house with 6 other people and very thin walls - damn I'm glad to be home again!

[nikki1979]

Cuz id feel guilty with hubby being at work and all ;) heehheeh;)

~nikki

[Shadow_Kitty]

Because I'm a sworn Seeker who hasn't yet found true love. One day I will, and then some girl is going to be VERY happy. ;)

[WildIrish]

I don't want to go back to the well too many times.

I'm less afraid of it drying up than I am of getting hit with the bucket.

[Pita]

aren't you somewhere, with someone, getting it on right NOW?????????


Yeah why the hell aren't I??? :box:

[imaginewithme]

Because he's at work and I am at home...wonder what I could do about that.....

[huntersgirl]

Because he is at work! There will be time enough later....

[Aqua]

aren't you somewhere, with someone, getting it on right NOW?????????
Who says I'm not... :p

[wyndhy]

So glad he has you :p
only because it saves you from the task :D

[TinTennessee]

Picky?

Picky i.e., he must have a job, a great sense of humor and be able to carry on an intelligent conversation lol

[Scarecrow]

I'm beginin' to see a pattern will Liliths post, shes horny

[Shadow_Kitty]

I don't think I've seen a post by Lilith when she isn't at least somewhat horny. :p

[fredchabotnick]

I think we're all horny.
Some of us (myself included) are just being forced to take care of it by ourselves.
(The answer to the question is...because I don't have a SO. or anybody willing to play)

[Catch22]

Picky i.e., he must have a job, a great sense of humor and be able to carry on an intelligent conversation lol

Does talking to the cat count as intelligent conversation?

[dicksbro]

It's only 2:40AM and she's asleep. :(

[Bilbo]

aren't you somewhere, with someone, getting it on right NOW?????????

But I am.
Sharni is a bit tired though, she is resting her head along my inner thigh! :slurp:

[TinTennessee]

Does talking to the cat count as intelligent conversation?

It depends, what are you two talking about? lol

[imaginewithme]

At home now, but still haven't :( I guess cuz we're so beat from the last week of events. HOPEFULLY SOON :hair:

[Coaster]

cause i'm away for a conv and stuck in a hotel room with a male buddy............ NO, don't go there!

[TinTennessee]

Awww c'mon Coaster..you know we want pics..roflmao

[Catch22]

It depends, what are you two talking about? lol

The price of cat litter.

[TinTennessee]

The price of cat litter.

Scented or unscented?

[WildIrish]

Scented or unscented?


Start out unscented. LMAO

[TinTennessee]

Start out unscented. LMAO

You are so sick...I like that about you..lmao

[WildIrish]

Somebody had to do it...it was just hanging in mid-air, waiting to be smacked out of the park!

[Catch22]

I have you know my cat is very clean. I am the dirty one! :yikes:

[imaginewithme]

Because I'm home alone and he's at work........... :(

[alspals69]

i hate it when people ask questios like this and i can't think of a good answer... maybe i should ask my wife!

[lizzardbits]

because i am stuck in Iowa and Mayhem is in the UK...

[dicksbro]

She's in the living room and I'm back here on the computer. Why. Heck, I don't know. :(

[imaginewithme]

He's at work.......I'm at home........it's our anniversary tho......so we won't have this problem later today !http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/lieb24.gif

[TinTennessee]

That's the same question I ask myself...frequently!

[wyndhy]

He's at work.......I'm at home........it's our anniversary tho......so we won't have this problem later today !http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/lieb24.gif
happy anniversary!!!

[Bardog]

Can't find anyone willing to............. :(

I need a volunteer.....

Please!!!!!!! :D :D

[Sweetkitty]

Hey Bardog I'm willing LOL!!!

[imaginewithme]

He's at that place called work again.........geesh, what's he thinkin!

[alspals69]

cos i've forgotten what it is!

[Bardog]

Hey Bardog I'm willing LOL!!!



:D ;) :D ;) MMmmmmmm I love to here a kitty purrrrrrrr.....

[osuche]

Because I'm celibate, of course. :D

[Coach Knight]

Because I am alone in my office.

[Booger]

because I just did