Platinum went Purple

[platinum]

HeHeHe

[Steph]

I love it! And very handsome. :)


What beer are you drinking?

[dreamgurl]

Woohoo very sexy!

[platinum]

I went a lil insane but thanks Steph..It's Alexander Keith's!

[Steph]

I'm on my way for a beer! :D Where in N Ontario are you?

[platinum]

Just East of Sudbury...i'll toss a few in the cooler...lol

[Steph]

LOL Woohoo! How long is the drive from T.O.?

[platinum]

Bout three to three and a half hours I think..I never pay attention. I'm usually just drivin to TO to fly out somewhere else...evil city! I'm in North Bay if ya have heard of it

[Steph]

If by evil you mean awesome, I will agree!

Evil! You're in the home of Mike Harris! :devil:

[platinum]

Yep!
No by evil I meant Evil! I'm more a Vancouver or Ottawa kinda guy!

[Steph]

I'll grant you Vancouver but Ottawa is too slow for me.

Yay Toronto! :D

[platinum]

Originally from Van

[Lilith]

Love it! You look great!

[platinum]

Do I get to take pictures of you when you arrive for a brew...hehehe

[imaginewithme]

Great pic! and Yeah, we want to see the meeting pics too :)

[Steph]

I guess you haven't read other posts where I express my love for beer. :D






And tall, thin men. :)

[platinum]

and I have a lovely cock too...lol

[imaginewithme]

This is the hottest Personals thread I have ever read...and I keep coming back to read more of it....

[Lilith]

and I have a lovely cock too...lol
OMG I just PMMed that to her lmfao :grin:

[platinum]

tee hee

[Steph]

and I have a lovely cock too...lol



:drive:




:bj:

[platinum]

Too funny!!! I'll be waiting with a Keith's in hand...gotta leave one hand free for other things..nudge nudge wink wink

[imaginewithme]

ssspppttt hey Steph....go quickly to "Post a Pic of Your Cock" thread #672...

OMG very nice!

[Steph]

OMG I just PMMed that to her lmfao :grin:



Subtle as a hurricane, that's our Lil! :trout:

[sodaklostsoul]

Steph + road trip + hot man = pics

I need something to look at when I get home from work tonight, LOL.

[platinum]

I cant stop laughin

[Steph]

ssspppttt hey Steph....go quickly to "Post a Pic of Your Cock" thread #672...

OMG very nice!



ROFL Another subtle one!


Platinum's fan club forming in 5, 4, 3 . . .

[imaginewithme]

I nominate Steph as president!

[platinum]

I'm gonna blow my stomach muscles from laughin--how am I supposed to have sex with ya then???

[sodaklostsoul]

*THUD* Love the purple hair too Platinum!!!

[platinum]

It makes me feel less than the 33 I am lol

[imaginewithme]

Oh you keep workin' those stomach muscles!!!!

[platinum]

Momma always told me practice makes perfect!

[sodaklostsoul]

HHmmmm, so if I dye my hair maybe I will feel less then 38. Hey I like that idea. LOL.

[platinum]

And If ya hold an Alexander Keith's in your hand it's apparently even better!

[Steph]

I'm gonna blow my stomach muscles from laughin--how am I supposed to have sex with ya then???


Er, too bad? I'll work around it. :sex:

[platinum]

So Steph--ya take Highway 11North for a few hours..then...

[sodaklostsoul]

You go girl!!!!

[BlondBabe]

Hehe....love the Purple!!!! Great pic Platnium :)

[platinum]

I'm beginning to think I should have dyed my hair a long time ago..snicker!

[imaginewithme]

It's not all the hair !!! Its the whole package!

Where's Steph...did she already hit the road??? ;)

[platinum]

She better have!

[Steph]

So Steph--ya take Highway 11North for a few hours..then...


*grabbing a pen & scribbling furiously*

[platinum]

Then ya take a Left when ya hit Fisher and a Right when ya hit First Ave...hehehe

[imaginewithme]

***sitting in the corner grawing on my arm watching these two****

[Steph]

ROFL IWM, you tard!


I do have to walk the moose . . . if my legs aren't too wobbly. :)

[platinum]

Dogs get all the fun!

[imaginewithme]

just call me leahtard........ (my real name, Leah) oh Lord, why did i ever say that for steph to see??? I am doomed now!

Now walk that dog and get those wobbly legs in the car and go see the hottie already!

[sodaklostsoul]

Dam, gotta go to work just when I find something good!!

[platinum]

Ya!

[imaginewithme]

I bet she's walkin' that dog faster than he's ever been walked! :hug:

[platinum]

:sex:

Maybe!

[Steph]

Ahahaha, Leahtard!


What can I say? I'm a responsible pet owner. :D

A guy asked me for spare change & I screamed because my thoughts were elsewhere, though. :sex:

[platinum]

Bring those thoughts NORTH!

[Steph]

Mmmmmmmm, temptation!

[platinum]

temptation is good but fulfillment is better ;)

[imaginewithme]

Steph, sorry that guy scared ya!!! But it sure cracked me up! :)

***still sitting here but have a puddle of drool goin on now since I realized I am scaring up my arm**

[platinum]

Rofl

[Steph]

Mmmm, you sure seem like you would be fulFILLing!


LOL Tard, nibble on a carrot stick or something!

[platinum]

I know I can, I know I can!!!

[Steph]

I have no doubt!


Or as we say up North, no doot aboot it!

[platinum]

Would ya like some beaver with that?

[imaginewithme]

ok....what did I miss...

I would rather chew on something besides a carrot steph....got anything else you could suggest???

:hot: :hot:

[Steph]

Judging by the photos, I'm sure there's enough for at least two women there! :D

[platinum]

woohooo sharsies!

[imaginewithme]

Hey Steph....is that something you'd be interested in??? Just thought I would ask!?!?! :devil:

I imagine that would be lots of fun for us to do!!!

[platinum]

"that" its not an inanimate object ya know--its attached to something...lol

[Steph]

Were we talking to you? We're discussing our options here! :D I kid, I kid!

That is the least inanimate piece of art ever! :D

[imaginewithme]

Yeah for real! Geesh..... excuse us, we're trying to talk about you platinum!

hey steph...which part did you like best??? :devil:

[Steph]

The tat looked interesting, the ribs were incredible, the hair on his belly and of course the main event!


*faints*

[imaginewithme]

oh no does ANYONE know CPR??? Maybe a man that has a tat, incredible ribs, a hairy belly and A NICE "main event"

[dreamgurl]

I do know CPR but when she's awake again, i think the mud pit is in order, if you aren't giving him a choice in the matter, lol

Yep it does look great, but then again i've always had a thing for the punk rock type boys.

[Steph]

Oooh, I want to know more about the mud pit!

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh man, I get home from work and no pics, dam!! LOL.

[platinum]

Flashes his St.John's First Aid card....Is there a problem here ladies!

Slips in some mud ................

[Steph]

Woohoo!



*dives in*

[platinum]

I've got mud between my lil bum cheeks--ewwwiessss!

[Steph]

Sooooooo many places this could go now!

[sodaklostsoul]

hmmmm, thought there was a mud pit party going on here?

[imaginewithme]

OH MY GOSH I am cracking up!!!!!

There is mud all over and I am getting dirty! Yucky ewee dirt!

[platinum]

Heyyyyyy....this ain't mud it's chocolate puddin!!!!! Puts nice ripe strawberries on all the nipples in view...woohoooo :grope:

[imaginewithme]

Will that get me wet and dirty tho?????

Steph, what do we do now???

[LixyChick]

ROFLMFAO@^^^^^all of you!

[platinum]

Flings a puddin ball at Lixy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>splat...right in the kisser!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Pudding Fight............woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

[platinum]

Throws on his swimming goggles and peels off his boxers!!

[Steph]

/me on the sidelines watching the stripping!

[platinum]

lasoo's the shy one and yanks her into the pool of puddin....yeeehawwww!!

[Steph]

I'm not shy, just enjoying the view!

[platinum]

Thats not a puddin pop your lickin there missy!

[Steph]

but it's dark and big and about to be creamy!

[platinum]

It already was creamy...hehehe

[Steph]

I win!

[platinum]

Not yet u dont! tee hee

[Steph]

says who?

[platinum]

:rolleyes:

[Steph]

:spank:

[sodaklostsoul]

Ok, so a tie then, LOL

[platinum]

I love a good wooden mallet in the head..lol

[Steph]

which head?

[platinum]

depends on the beating...rofl

[imaginewithme]

Man, I missed all the fun!!!

[platinum]

Hide the Weenie anyone??

[Steph]

Braggart? :trout:



Who says the fun's over, IWM? :grope:

[platinum]

Misleading Proportions: The Perils of Penis Measuring
by Halcyon

Knowing where to measure from is the key to good penis measuring. I was either a god or a girl, and it all depended on the measuring technique I used. Of course, admitting to measuring your own penis isn't exactly the fastest way to make friends in junior high. We all know that real men aren't concerned about penis size, right? Heck no. We don't masturbate either.


Heh. There is a word for people who never stressed about the size of their penis — "women".

In an informal poll of my friends, all of them measured their penises during their formative years. Then again, each of them also said they were in excess of 10 throbbing inches. So maybe they're not the most reliable group. But it's never as bad as it was in junior high.

When I measured, I was either just below average or a porn-star candidate, depending on if I measured from top or bottom. And even though all my peers had laid rod to ruler, no one ever discussed proper measuring technique. So how is a developing young man supposed to ease his penis-size fears?

Why, by stealing glances in the men's room, of course! I perfected a crack-my-neck stretch that gave me a split second peek at other man-units. I'd settle into my urinal, utter a manly sigh, crack my neck, and glance over the partition. Results: Inconclusive.

The main problem is that the perspective you get of another guy's manhood that way is totally different than the view you get of your own. Its side view v. top view. You practically need architectural drawings to figure out what they would look like side by side. I tried to stand sideways next to a mirror to see my own penile unit from the same angle from which I was collecting data. There are just too many variables: Pubic hair can obscure. Excessive girth can give misleading proportions and what if the member in question has a curve to it?! Do you use pi or the Pythagorean Theorem?

Besides, the big guys stand far enough away as to show it off, while the smaller guys huddle into the porcelain. So much for the scientific method.

So then, how does one get over penis-size insecurity? Truth? No study of penis size will ever solve the dilemma. Eventually, though, you find a partner. That person cares about you. They like the freckles on your nose and the mole next to your navel. And they like your penis, too. Maybe they'll even measure it as part of some foreplay game. Only then, you'll realize that the cliché is true: Size doesn't matter. Every penis is different, and different is normal!

Of course, I wonder if I'd be saying that if I could measure from the bottom.

[Steph]

I'm measuring, that's not negotiable. :)

[sodaklostsoul]

Steph will you be using a slide ruler for that measuring?

[Steph]

I was thinking of using sneaking in some measuring tape. :)

[platinum]

duct tapes it down and runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Steph]

No measuring, no nookie!








Ahahahahaha, I just typed nookie! Someone get WI out of my brain!

[platinum]

Yer no fun!! BJ's all round it is!

[Steph]

That's not what I said! BJs are included in the nookie family.

[platinum]

Damn!

[Steph]

*packs the tape (not duct)*

[WildIrish]

*whispers to Platinum "tell her it's standard procedure to start measuring from the top of the asscrack"


WOW!!!!! 27"? :yikes:

[Steph]

LOL tard :D

Don't all guys measure it?

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO ........I know some guys who say they have never measured, but me thinks they lie!

[Steph]

And if they haven't measured before, what's the big deal to finally get, er fitted? :)

[WildIrish]

And if they haven't measured before, what's the big deal to finally get, er fitted? :)

The results are not a constant. There's many determining factors that can effect the outcome. Then there's the whole "round up factor" that can occur if you measure yourself, so it's best to let Steph...I mean someone else, measure for you.



And it's better to measure often and take the average! :D

[Steph]

The results are not a constant. There's many determining factors that can effect the outcome. Then there's the whole "round up factor" that can occur if you measure yourself, so it's best to let Steph...I mean someone else, measure for you.



And it's better to measure often and take the average! :D

Wise words that should be treated as gospel!

[Lilith]

I think they are best measured using a non-standard unit of measurement.

[WildIrish]

I think they are best measured using a non-standard unit of measurement.


Well...that settles it...Steph really is the right gal for the job!

[Steph]

Well...that settles it...Steph really is the right gal for the job!

If the tard label fits!

Non-standard will definitely be the first way to go. Is it the Bitch Mod Indicator (BMI)?

This BMI entails measuring using the mouth first. Once size is first estimated, measurements will move south. If south works, the Aqua Prized Standard may be used.

[WildIrish]

<---hopes ^^^^^ grades on a curve! :D

[Daft]

I am totaly lost, I've read most of this thread but what the fuck are you talking about! Pudding? Curve? Fill me in folks if you will.

[platinum]

I'm a jerk ass....phlem girl gets 80 pixies credits...sniff...wipe...cough!

[platinum]

Otis Unveiled!!
Ya Happy now Steph...tee hee

[Steph]

He's the cutest cat but I'm not getting into the shaving aspect.

[Steph]

I'm a jerk ass....phlem girl gets 80 pixies credits...sniff...wipe...cough!

Flem gives you credits for the site she works for!