It has come to my attention...

[Loulabelle]

....that there are a fair few of our Pixie men who are in urgent need of sexual attention - guys who no longer want to be virgins, guys who've been celibate for a while etc etc all of whom feel they need a damn good going over from a woman who knows what she's doing.

So....in the interests of doing my bit for the Pixie's community and as an act of completely selfless kindness *ahem* I've decided that I'm going to volunteer to rectify the situation.

Please form an orderly queue here. :D

[Casperr]

....that there are a fair few of our Pixie men who are in urgent need of sexual attention - guys who no longer want to be virgins, guys who've been celibate for a while etc etc all of whom feel they need a damn good going over from a woman who knows what she's doing.

So....in the interests of doing my bit for the Pixie's community and as an act of completely selfless kindness *ahem* I've decided that I'm going to volunteer to rectify the situation.

Please form an orderly queue here. :D
Woooohoo! First in line! And I'm a perfect candidate too, in my opinion! :D

CasperTG

[Belial]

*hops in line behind Casper*

:spin: :sex: :slurp:

[PantyFanatic]

.....- guys who no longer want to be virgins, guys who've been celibate for a while etc etc all of whom feel they need a damn good going over from a woman who knows what she's doing.... I've decided that I'm going to volunteer to rectify the situation....D

Would you believe I just got back from being recycled in the Virgin Islands? :cool:


You are such a kind lady. :D :D



:rolleyes:

[imaginewithme]

Would you believe I just got back from being recycled in the Virgin Islands? :cool:

You are such a kind lady. :D :D
:rolleyes:

PF You are the funniest.....
Very nice thought of you to do this.....if you need any help, let me know!

[scotzoidman]

WooHoooo...Lou's pullin' the train!!!...this should be interesting

[cbass1976]

next please

[Lilith]

Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) for the team. What a woman!

[Steph]

Would you believe I just got back from being recycled in the Virgin Islands? :cool:






Everyone knows you don't recycle garbage! Ahahahahaha! :D

[fredchabotnick]

This is why I love women. They see a problem, they try to fix it.
Thanks, Loulabelle!

[sodaklostsoul]

I nominate Lulabelle for the HuMANitarian Pixie's award.

[Glyndwr]

Hi Lou

I'm joining your 'lust line'....................I've been celibate nearly 24 hours.........that counts doesn't it????????

[Vullkan]

"Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) for the team. What a woman!"

Lilith--if somehow my math skill somehow have become flawed--I dare say it looks like she would take more then one for the time.

Per chance are there anyother ladies out there willing to take one or several for the team?

Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?

[MilkToast]

tapping casper on the right shoulder to get his attention and then cutting around his left side to be first in line :D

[Loulabelle]

CasperTG - Perfect candidate? I couldn't agree more! :D ;)

Belial - Oh my! Looks like my Pixies world tour is definitely going to be starting in Aus then! :D

PantyFanatic - LOL - don't worry, I do recycled Virgins too....especially if we can do it in the Virgin Islands!

Imaginewithme - I'm bound to get tired occasionally, so I think a 'women's co-operative' would be an excellent idea for this venture.

scotzoidman - So are ya buying a ticket or are ya just gonna sit on the platform with your notebook? ;)

cbass1976 - No problem.....be there soon. :slurp:

Lilith - LOL - it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it. :D

Steph - *sitting back to wait for PantyFanatic's retort*

fredchabotnick - Just call me 'Miss Fix-it'. ;)

sodaklostsoul - A woman's gottta do what a woman's gotta do!

Glyndwr - 24 hours of celibacy? Er.....welll...yep...close enough....I'll see be seeing you as soon as I return to Blighty from my world cherry-popping tour. :D

Vulkan - I like your way of thinking....I'm going to appoint you Head of Recruitment and Training for the women's co-operative I mentioned. The hours are long, but the benefits are excellent. :D

MilkToast - Now now, no dirty tricks...that's MY job! ;)

[GusAspar]

Come to London soon, Loulabelle - there's an under-employed cock here that would appreciate some attention!

[scotzoidman]

scotzoidman - So are ya buying a ticket or are ya just gonna sit on the platform with your notebook? ;)
I guess I forgot to show you my media credentials...no notebook, I'll be videotaping this for *ahem* posterity...beats having to watch from the non-virgins section...

[Vullkan]

Ms ...Belle:

I am at your service. Thought I must admit I am more use to volunteering others for assignments above and beyond the call, I could try my hand at recruitment :)

As soon as I can pen to paper a training manual, I'd be ready! Sentual massage will be tops on the list in the manual--with penty of demonstration :rolleyes:

[LixyChick]

I am humbled by your selflessness and concern for the sexual preservation of the men of Pixies, Loulabelle! I bow in your presence...*bends low at the waist* Is there anything I can do for you while I am down here to show my sincerity? Better yet...I'll do anything you ask of me to show the men herewith what the women of Pixies will do to get behind one of our own when she bares her all for such a noble cause!

*waiting for my instructions from our true philanthropist*

[donkey x]

God its a pity you dont live anywhere near me.
I gladly to what ever it takes to taste one bead of your puissy juice.

[Mercury_Maniac]

if its not too much trouble,

my engine needs to be serviced as well :jester:

and if you can turn a wrench i would like you to torque my nuts :D

[Loulabelle]

Gus - London it is then....always wondered what sex on the London Eye would be like!

scotzoidman - Oh my! If I'm going to be video taped I'd best make sure I'm wearing lippy!

Vulkan - massage sounds like a gooooood idea! :D

LixyChick - Erm....well....since scotz has the video tape rolling.... ;)

donkey x - this little Pixie's on a world tour, so no place is too far - I'll meet you at the airport, k?

Mercury_Maniac - now it's funny you should say that but I've always felt that boilersuit, no panties and push-up bra is a look I could really carry off....the only difference is, this mechanic's not going to charge you anything and she's not going to do a half-arsed job. :slurp:

[cowgirltease]

Per chance are there anyother ladies out there willing to take one or several for the team?

Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?

Sure! I'll help Lou out when she gets tired. :D

[jaybee from UK]

"Taking 1 (or more like 17,000) Men are there any of us willing to lend aid and comfort to a lady who may find herself in need?

I hereby answer the (booty) call and..ahem, 'rise' to the occasion...

:sex:

I have only 2 provisos - you must be within 15 years of my age (21-51) and unmarried - sorry to sound like an ageist square, but I just feel squeamish at the thought of kids and women aged closer to my mother than me, and the thought of some husband with a machete' doesn't fill me with joy...

Other than that, I've just remembered a third proviso. Bring Lube. Lots.

YOU will need it.

:)


Jaybee.

[Mercury_Maniac]

Mercury_Maniac - now it's funny you should say that but I've always felt that boilersuit, no panties and push-up bra is a look I could really carry off....the only difference is, this mechanic's not going to charge you anything and she's not going to do a half-arsed job. :slurp:




oh wow, a mechanic from Heaven, time to change my oil :D i'll grab the tools,

i mean toys :jester: