I need to get laid

[skyler_m]

Yep. Pure and simple. I need some. Know how I know? Cuz someone just told me a little while ago. and you know what? they were right. Right as rain...


Knowing you pixies, I'm sure I'm not the only one that needs to get laid.

It's been almost 2 weeks for me. Who else and how long has it been?



(if it's less than a day or 2, you will be bludgeoned by the rest of us...)

[jennaflower]

2 weeks? OH.. I have you beat...

Lets try.. August 2000 was the last time that I had SEX... and then.. it was 3 times.. prior to which.. it had been June 1996...

[Lilith]

I need it but I refuse to say when I had it last. I don't think I could withstand the bludgeoning today. Regardless I could use some lovin'.

[jay-t]

Its been long enough that I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

[skyler_m]

jenna - damn. you win. hands down....

[cowgirltease]

It's been 7 months and 1 week exactly since I had a real cock and it's all Darogle's fault. LOL :)
And as you can see in my cock teaser thread it's about to grow shut! :rolleyes:

[darogle]

It's been 7 months and 1 week exactly since I had a real pussy and it's all Uncle Sam's fault. LOL :)

[cowgirltease]

2 weeks? OH.. I have you beat...

Lets try.. August 2000 was the last time that I had SEX... and then.. it was 3 times.. prior to which.. it had been June 1996...
Dayum! I thought I had it bad! Girl you need REALLY need to get laid! :(

[Vullkan]

had to think on this one...been rather busy with other things. But then I am not the kiss and tell type--HA~!

[OzKristin]

I need it, but as Lilith said...ah I won't go mentioning any day length..I just really feel the need as well ;)

[imaginewithme]

I can't seem to get it enough......before my first surgerya few years ago I would MAKE myself do it once a month....then after the surgery I swore my doctor left the "turned on" switch in the on position. But, like Lilith, I won't say when the last time was..... I think I could all day and still need it again the next day.

skyler_m......really wish I could help ya out. :)

[vampeyes]

Well as far as actual getting laid? Its been ages ... I so need to get it hard and fast :sex:

[Midnight Kiss]

All I can say is it has been too damn long, sigh

[skyler_m]

That's it. Pixies Orgy at my place! :hot:

[rockintime]

Its been long enough that I took up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again!

GREAT line, jay-t! :D lmao

[Mercury_Maniac]

well seeing how i've never been laid,

20 and half years,


try and beat that !!! :jester:

[osuche]

3 weeks...but I am hoping to end my dry spell tomorrow. Yay me!

[Loulabelle]

I need it but I refuse to say when I had it last. I don't think I could withstand the bludgeoning today. Regardless I could use some lovin'.

I'mwith you on this one Lil......it's so true that the more ya have the more ya want.

[GingerV]

Two words I've never used together...enough sex.

Still, in cases of dire emergency...I'm sure there are Pixies willing to volunteer their services ;).

[Belial]

Last time I was inside a woman was June 11, 1982.

No prizes for guessing the significance.

[kathy1]

*points to the growing pile of spent batteries accumulating in the corner*

Please don't make me think about how long it's been.

[Catch22]

Ah yes, but things are real bad when you have to buy your own birthday cake!

[Bardog]

I can't seem to get it enough......before my first surgerya few years ago I would MAKE myself do it once a month....then after the surgery I swore my doctor left the "turned on" switch in the on position. But, like Lilith, I won't say when the last time was..... I think I could all day and still need it again the next day.


I wonder how much it would take to bribe a Doc to preform such a procedure on my wife?

For me it's been long enough that I have forgotten which one of us gets tied up

[Steph]

LOL I need new batteries, too. It's been at least a month but I've been happy single. My ex, on MSN right now, says he feels like it's been *a lot* longer. :D

[Eros]

Since January....good god somebody help!!!!..LOL

[Lilith]

I don't need to get laid.....I need to fuck the hell out of someone;)

[skyler_m]

damn. i guess i don't have it so bad afterall...


Lilith - are you taking volunteers?

[Eros]

Gets in line behind Skyler

[Lilith]

not sure a line is necessary today...I could probably hurt you both simultaneously.

Must be the barometric pressure;)

[WildIrish]

I'm absolutely rabid right now. If someone told me to go fuck myself, I'd ejaculate prematurely.

[Lilith]

Go fuck yourself , WI....and take pics;)

[WildIrish]

brb

[WildIrish]

huff, puff, puff, huff...I'm getting too old to be running around like this!

[cowgirltease]

*hands wildirish an oxygen tank* :D

[Lilith]

*Hands WI something else to huff, sniff, and puff*:D

[WildIrish]

<---quickly stuffs ^^^'s undies into the oxygen mask for some fresh, yummy, hoo hoo scented oxygen!

[Lilith]

rotflmfao

[WildIrish]

<--- pounces ^^^ while she's on the floor. Keeping the oxygen mask on so I don't pass out, of course.

[Vurginne]

well seeing how i've never been laid,

20 and half years,


try and beat that !!! :jester:


How about 23 and a half years! That's how long it's been for me.

[Eros]

That really needs to be fixed Vurginne....hint hint ;) :D

[Catch22]

Just remember folks, that before you can all become saints. You have to be dead!

[vampeyes]

Ah yes, but things are real bad when you have to buy your own birthday cake!

I always have to buy my own birthday cake it sucks. (But the sugar rush helps)

[fredchabotnick]

I see supply. I see demand. Why is this so hard :-)

Let's see, it's been a little less than 5 months for me. Feels like so much longer...

[Nice Guy]

10 months 2 weeks for me, before that year and a half, before that 3 months, before that, 2 months, before that 2 years, before that 20 years 7 months.

[maddy]

How about if I just say it's been forever, literally.

[skyler_m]

damn, maddy. you should have said something. Was in Texas on business this week. lol

[OzKristin]

Yep. Pure and simple. I need some. Know how I know? Cuz someone just told me a little while ago. and you know what? they were right. Right as rain...


Knowing you pixies, I'm sure I'm not the only one that needs to get laid.

It's been almost 2 weeks for me. Who else and how long has it been?



(if it's less than a day or 2, you will be bludgeoned by the rest of us...)


If I wasn't taken, I'd make sure you'd never have to be upset about NOT being laid...actually I'd keep your hands quite full hehe ;)

[osuche]

Going on 4 weeks now....DAMMIT....He's been here 2 nights and still no action. LMAO. Schoolwork and jobs are libido killers.

[sixsense]

How about 23 and a half years! That's how long it's been for me.

HA! 30!

Wait. Umm.. I guess thats not something to be proud of. And here I was thinking Id get a prize! :rolleyes:

[Catch22]

First prize is the Paris Hilton video and a tube of lub. Or is that the booby prize??

[sodaklostsoul]

It's not so much as to how long it has been as to the one that is coming up. ;o). Just wish I could get there sooner to get it. :o)~

[Mercury_Maniac]

How about 23 and a half years! That's how long it's been for me.




hmmmm i think we should get it on :D :sex:

[cherrypie7788]

Last night! My boyfriend was visiting his family out of state for nearly two weeks and I went through so many batteries ;) lol

[kathy1]

Was thinking of some slight directional instructions .......just in case.....was thinking i should put a tatoo just above my pubic region....a downward arrow with the words "insert part A into slot B".....hahahahahahahaha.....might as well laugh...is better than crying


*wanders off to buy more batteries*