Sexual Signs

[Sugarsprinkles]

Have you ever been so horny that every thing you see makes you think of sex????




I can't even go thru the Drive-thru without seeing signs that make me think of sex.










Let's see what everyday signs or items make you think of SEX :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I can't even drive down the road without being reminded of SEX..........................

[Sugarsprinkles]

Or stop at the party store..............................

[flywater]

I wish I had a pic to post also, but alas, I understand the feeling and the need!

[Mercury_Maniac]

haha i know whatcha mean,

that last one makes ya think :D

[sodaklostsoul]

We have a chain of convience store's here called ..Kum n Go's

[vampeyes]

:bj: Gobblers Knob too funny :D And every time I see a Kum N G o I laugh my ass off.

[rockintime]

Great signs, SS...lmao

[dicksbro]

Terrific, SS. Those are great. I'll have to be on the lookout. :)

[gekkogecko]

My favorite road sign is to be found near firehouses:

"Watch for fire equipment when flashing".

[scotzoidman]

I've always wondered if a couple from the Ozarks moves to California & gets divorced, are they still legally brother & sister?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I've always wondered if a couple from the Ozarks moves to California & gets divorced, are they still legally brother & sister?


Absolutely, just the same as if they're from Tennessee. :D:D:D

[osuche]

OK, I have a sign just outside my house....which ALWAYS makes me laugh. I am NOT kidding.


"Speed Hump"


Geez, even the government knows that all I ever get is a quickie. ;)

I'll try and get a pic later.....

[PantyFanatic]

It seems to be the same all over SS. :(

[Sugarsprinkles]

See, PF, that's exactly the kind of signs I'm talking about.





Thanks for posting that!!!

[kathy1]

Ok, Sugar, now you've got me on the look-out for these signs....yesterday, at a stoplight, next to me sat a van....somebody or t'other concrete and tile flooring.....but the slogan had me laughing all the way home........ it read
"we haul 'em, spread 'em, lay 'em"......

[wrestlemark]

i don't have pictures but these are worth repeating ; sign at a greek resturant"parking in rear" and what about the sign at the ranch enter at own risk :) :eek: :spin: :cool:

[skyler_m]

yep. I just wanted a drink...

[lakritze]

Save me a spot at Gobbler's Knob Mobile Home Park.... These were all funny. The only sign I have seen recently was painted on the back of an S&K Rykoff truck rolling down the freeway which read: America, Eat Out More Often.

[skyler_m]

as often as possible....

[Sugarsprinkles]

Oh, skyler_m.............I've got cheerios all over my monitor now! :D:D:D:D






Those signs were priceless!!!! Thank you so much for posting them!!

[skyler_m]

that's funny. i usually make a different kind of mess on my computer when i'm looking at pixies...

:D

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'd have to be a contortionist to get that kind of mess on my monitor, skyler_m. :D:D:D

[skyler_m]

but i would love to see you try. lol

[skyler_m]

sounds like fun

[Lilith]

If only I could

[Sugarsprinkles]

For some reason the last picture you posted, skyler_m, isn't showing up for me. I've tried viewing with IE and Netscape and I get no image with either one. Am I the only one this is happening with?








Thanks for your pic, Lilith!! I love it!!! :D

[Lilith]

no, it's not there for me either.

[skyler_m]

damnit. It was a sign for a state park called "Big Bone Lick Park"

[skyler_m]

i'm sure his pipe is kept in working order...

[skyler_m]

damn. cheaper than i normally pay.

[axe31]

i do remember driving past a hand car wash (we use only sponges no brushes
just pull in for the best hand job in town) :jester:

[Midnight Kiss]

SS, I made it to town last night :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Thank you SO MUCH for posting that one, MK!!! I haven't been out that way in so long so haven't had a chance to get that picture.


What's really funny is that I've eaten there a few times, and didn't know the name of the place was a sexual euphemism at the time. How's that for being naive? :rolleyes:

[Sugarsprinkles]

Somehow I don't think this is something a guy would want to advertise. ;)

[Midnight Kiss]

LMAO, well I guess my mind wasn't too far in the gutter cause I stopped there to get gas last night as well, :D

[Booger]

here are a couple that I have allways liked

[kathy1]

There's an ad that runs on the radio for a local dentist....."don't be afraid to open wide"


And I thought of a sign that the local Golden Coral used to have out front.....
"Stop in and try our GC marinated steak" ( I work in a medical lab and GC is the informal abbreviation for gonococcus).......just couldn't bring myself to order it LOL

[skyler_m]

Booger - those were hysterical!


I remember when I went to Germany in the early 90s, I would lose it every time I walked past a store named Peter Palmers. It was a clothing store.

[jaybee from UK]

There's a (real) Estate Agent in London called Cameron Stiff.

No doubt the ladies who work there are a little tired of having to deliberately pronounce the two words separately to prevent the caller joking, "Lucky girl!" and bursting into peals of laughter...


Jaybee.

[Lost]

We have a chain of convience store's here called ..Kum n Go's
yup, Ive included a pic... also dont forget to check out the sign in the window
of Kum n Go, or as we called them by their random nicknames...
sperm and split
ejaculate and evacuate
beat it and beat it

oh, also...
they used to have a card you could get they would punch everytime you bought $5 or more in gas and when all the numbers were punched you got a free gallon of milk........ the card said...
Kum N Go
Milk it for all its worth

[babybunny]

*lol* Great pics..*goes to clean coke off the monitor now*

[imaginewithme]

We were on vacation last week and my mother in law was driving us around when all of a sudden my husband shouts to get the camera to take a picture of this...... he and I were both cracking up and what made it funnier is my mother in law asking us what the big deal was and later hearing her explain it to my father in law who died laughing at us. She says "oh a woodie???"

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks Lost for getting that pic up ^^^

I should have gotten the camera out on my drive this weekend. Saw lots of billboards for Gentleman's clubs, adultbook stores and casino's with crazy names. But think I can remember any of those names while I sit here...........

This thread is so funny!! Love all the signs everyone.

[snaf]

Here's a sign in front of a door in my building at work

[Sugarsprinkles]

**BUMP**