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Catch22
07-31-2004, 02:36 AM
Looks like his eat biting off days are over. Even I could KO him now....... Well give him a nasty bruise anyhow! 8)
Irish
07-31-2004, 02:59 PM
I never liked his attitude but he was good,originally!It shows,that everyone
is affected by age!The news said that he dominated,the 1st three rounds.He
got the "shit,kicked out ot him", in the 4th! Irish
P.S.My father was fairly tough.As he got older,he said,I have to make quick work out of them now.In a little while,I'm all worn out!
Catch22
08-01-2004, 01:41 AM
From what I saw on the news. He was on top in the first round, but the other guy had a longer reach.
Irish
08-01-2004, 07:57 AM
Of course,his corner men,said that he twisted his knee,at the end of the 1st
round.A bumper sticker,that my youngest daughter,once sent to me,said--
"Excuses,are like assholes.Everyones got one,& most of them stink!"I think,
that would be appropiate,in this case! Irish
P.S. Lennox Lewis,did it best.He slowly beat & tortured him but didn't hurt
him bad enough,that they would stop the fight.That's called "Biker Justice"!
Irish
jaybee from UK
08-01-2004, 09:55 AM
I pity him. At one time, he had smoked salmon, Jamaica Blue Mountain and blowjobs for breakfast. He quite literally had women queuing in his hotel lobbies for a chance to have sex with him, all throughout his career.
Mike was the personification of all our inner cavemen - he fought and screwed with reckless abandon and colossal energy, each victory acting as a torrential downpour of oil onto the forest fire that was his already enormous self-confidence and libido. At one point in training for a fight in '88, aged 22, he would "Double Digit" - hospitalise 10 training partners a day, and screw 10 girls a night. During that year, he was perpetually in 'the zone' that most men are only in for an hour, max, per year. Even though you're supposed to rest completely the week prior to a fight - and definitely no ejaculating, it does reduce aggression - Mike was screwing women furiously in his dressing room only an hour before battering his opponent and ripping his Championship belt away.
He ate when he was hungry, slept when he was tired, fought when he was angry, and f*cked when he was horny. 'Ironic' Mike Tyson should, by virtue of releasing the pent-up desires we men all have and living almost completely to his own natural rhythms, have been one of the most mentally well-balanced individuals alive.
:rolleyes:
But of course, drugs, drink and his own inner demons caught up with him. They say "you can take the boy out of the ghetto, but..." etc. In this case, truer words were rarely spoken.
But I pity him for how far he has fallen. To have the world at your feet, then to find it desert you...what agony for anyone. I especially pity him the fact that women don't queue at his hotel room for sex any more...
Jaybee
Catch22
08-01-2004, 10:43 AM
That is called the big poppy. The taller the poppy. The faster it gets cut down.
LixyChick
08-01-2004, 01:42 PM
Don't cut down those poppy's so fast C22! Wait till Steph sees if they can be cultivated or dried! *giggle*
Poor M.T. Oh the tangled web we weave! But...karma is a wonderful thing, eh?
...walks away singing...*instant karma's gonna get you...gonna knock you off your feet...better recognize it brother...in everyone we meet...why are we here...laughing in the face of fear*
Or...something like that...LOL!
Irish
08-01-2004, 02:35 PM
Robin Givens(sp?)said that,no one ever hit her harder,then MT did!!
Actually,you don't have to be, the SHARPEST knife,in the drawer,to know that
there will be trouble,when your new wife,moves in with her mother!!!!! Irish :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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