Irish
07-28-2004, 08:38 PM
WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?
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> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
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> shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
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> "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
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> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
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> "Type?" inquires the man,
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> "There's more than one type?" said the man.
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> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
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> bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
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> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only
>four
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> types of bras to choose from.
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> "Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied
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> "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian,
and
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> the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
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> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
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> between them.
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> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
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> The Catholic type supports the masses.
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> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
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> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
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> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
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> Bra Sizes:
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> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D,
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> DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
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> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters
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> stood for, it is about time you became informed!
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> {A} Almost Boobs...
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> {B} Barely there.
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> {C} Can't Complain!
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> {D} Dang!
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> {DD} Double dang!
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> {E} Enormous!
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> {F} Fake.
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> {G} Get a Reduction.
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> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
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>
>
> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
>
> shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
>
> "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
>
>
>
> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
>
>
> "Type?" inquires the man,
>
>
>
> "There's more than one type?" said the man.
>
>
>
> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
>
> bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>
>
>
> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only
>four
>
> types of bras to choose from.
>
>
>
> "Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied
>
> "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian,
and
>
> the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
>
>
>
> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences
>
> between them.
>
>
>
> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
> The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
>
> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
> --------------------------------------
>
> Bra Sizes:
>
>
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D,
>
> DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
>
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the
letters
>
> stood for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>
>
> {A} Almost Boobs...
>
> {B} Barely there.
>
> {C} Can't Complain!
>
> {D} Dang!
>
> {DD} Double dang!
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> {E} Enormous!
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> {F} Fake.
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> {G} Get a Reduction.
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> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up