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Catch22

07-22-2004, 12:19 PM

Scientific research has now shown that men are better and faster at changing a babies diaper then women. The things science finds out!

Lilith

07-22-2004, 12:22 PM

I say we give them the job then!

WildIrish

07-22-2004, 01:21 PM

Does quality of workmanship count? Changing a diaper in 2.3 seconds flat doesn't help much if they crawl into the wall (because the wrong end is covered) and poop all over the floor!

osuche

07-22-2004, 01:44 PM

I'm with Lil ~ they can have THAT job. And all the excellent pay (poop) and benefits (smelly diapers) that go with it. ;)

Pita

07-22-2004, 04:03 PM

I have been a child care provider for almost 20 years. I will put my skills at diaper changing up against any man there is. :rolleyes:

Irish

07-22-2004, 04:57 PM

When my daughters,were in diapers,I shared changing them,with my wife!We
both were the parents.I never believed that a job,was a mans or a womans!
Some people are just better at things,then the other.Ex:My wife was better
at diapers.I was better at tuning engines & designing mechanical things,then
she was!In the interest of time,you usually,do what you excell in. Irish

TinTennessee

07-22-2004, 05:24 PM

How did they find enough men that would actually change a diaper in order to do the study?

Nice Guy

07-22-2004, 06:06 PM

The next big question science needs to answer is "Why science answers these questions?"

BIBI

07-22-2004, 06:26 PM

The next big question science needs to answer is "Why science answers these questions?"

Goverment Grants!

Catch22

07-22-2004, 09:42 PM

Sounds like a fact finding tour to the Bahamas will be needed.

BIBI

07-22-2004, 11:10 PM

I am more inclined to volunteer to do a study on a cruise to Alaska.....

scotzoidman

07-23-2004, 12:32 AM

I would say any skill I had in changing them fast was due to the fact I only had to get hosed down once or twice to realize efficiency was its own reward...

LixyChick

07-23-2004, 05:43 AM

And...the poop goes on!

LMFAO@this thread and the responses!

Kissy

07-23-2004, 07:33 AM

How funny. It takes my husband 10 minutes just to change a wet diaper! He makes it seem like the hardest thing he's done all day. I'll have to bring up this scientific evidence next time! However then he'll just say "you're right, and you should get all the practice you can get to be as good as me"!! :rolleyes:

PantyFanatic

07-23-2004, 07:50 AM

Tell the truth Scotzoid. It’s only be cause guys know about things like hosing THEM down and staple guns that make us so proficient.

(and it also keeps us from having to do it;) )

Summer

07-23-2004, 08:04 AM

BAH! My husband shared the changing of diapers with me when he was home. He would change them to fast! I would say. please slow down, air is great for their bottom. ;)

Catch22

07-23-2004, 01:47 PM

I am more inclined to volunteer to do a study on a cruise to Alaska.....

Why there? Does not sound like a good tan cruise.

PantyFanatic

07-23-2004, 01:57 PM

I am more inclined to volunteer to do a study on a cruise to Alaska.....
I think I love you :love:

For me the Mason-Dixon line is Interstate 90, but I have been known to venture as far south as Akron. :cool:

BIBI

07-23-2004, 02:09 PM

Why there? Does not sound like a good tan cruise.

I would give up tan lines to go and see the wonders on an Alaskan cruise....:)

BIBI

07-23-2004, 02:12 PM

I think I love you :love:. :cool:

ok...next August!

Start saving your pennies! :)

Catch22

07-23-2004, 02:13 PM

I would give up tan lines to go and see the wonders on an Alaskan cruise....:)

Killer whales singing in the moonlight and all that sort of thing? They are very expensive as well I believe.

BIBI

07-23-2004, 02:24 PM

They really do have a wide range in pricing...

From 800 to 2500 dollars for a 7 day cruise for it depends on what type of accomodation you want.

BTW....Canadian dollars and airfare to Vancover on top of it too! Worth every penny imho. :)

osuche

07-23-2004, 05:05 PM

For me the Mason-Dixon line is Interstate 90, but I have been known to venture as far south as Akron. :cool:

LOL. Which means I am SAFE!!!! I had no idea I was in a PF-Free Zone. :D :p :D

Steph

07-23-2004, 05:11 PM

LOL. Which means I am SAFE!!!! I had no idea I was in a PF-Free Zone. :D :p :D

Can I move in with you?

osuche

07-23-2004, 06:56 PM

Can I move in with you?

You're always welcome. :D

Grumble

07-23-2004, 07:03 PM

well i went to change my first born's nappy and my then wife told me to get out of the way, she would do it.

So I never did it much unless she was out.

However I am willing to take a study tour to Hawaii for the advancement of science and the human race :)