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rockintime
07-21-2004, 07:30 PM
I’m sure you've read funny or clever headlines in the paper? How about sharing them? Or better yet, make up your own! Add them to this thread.

Here’s an example of one I saw in this morning’s paper and a couple I saw a while ago:

Circus Lion Dies on Train--Activists in Uproar
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police the Slip
Congresswoman’s Seat Up for Grabs

And here’s a couple I made up:

Medical Marijuana Agreement Goes Up in Smoke
Cybersex Stimulates Growth of Pixies’ Members

OK, so what Headline do you want to share?