??? Who's Your Daddy ???

[Lilith]

Beats me *shrugs* (http://www.kontraband.com/wordspopup.asp?ID=126&TTVAL=2)

[Steph]

"I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad, as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise."

I know a woman who was bitter when a man she had met that night had to retrieve "important documents" from his car after sex & never returned. And she was surprised! :D

[WildIrish]

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


That's why God didn't make me a woman...I love beans.

[scotzoidman]

Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

Seems like a fair trade-out to me....

[Oldfart]

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

Gotta love this one.

Bizarre echoes of Newcastle (Australia) 1971.

There was a party in a little flat overlooking Hunter Street . . . . .

[Irish]

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby; after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.


That's why God didn't make me a woman...I love beans. :)
Irish :)

[osuche]

I didn't know my mom filled out this questionnaire. ?? :D

05. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.


My mom (good Catholic that she is) still tells me that I was conceived via immaculate conception.

[TinTennessee]

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue, where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.


ROFLMAO

[imaginewithme]

I love it!!!! #2..hhhmmmm...

[jennaflower]

I could give you a entire new list... all of them true... believe me.. in my line of work.. I have literately heard more than you can imagine..