Mackenzie
07-19-2004, 01:16 PM
My friend sent me this....I thought it was so true I had to share! LOL
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Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it
and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?
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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over stuff, so don't do it.
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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip...
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - What leftover wine??
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!!!"
****************************************************
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it
and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
*************************************************
Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?
************************************************** *****
Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
************************************************** *****
Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
************************************************** *****
Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a
bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on
the cake.
Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
************************************************** *****
Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include
brushing egg whites over stuff, so don't do it.
************************************************** *****
Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy.
Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
************************************************** *****
And finally the most important tip...
Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice
cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women - What leftover wine??
************************************************** *****
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!!!"