Some kind of story...

[Aqua]

Not sure who wrote this, or if they would claim it... LOL

But I found it on the web and I found it to be quite bizarre.

Little "anal" story about Jennifer Aniston and Eminem
"Gordon Bennett", Eminem gaped, as Jennifer Aniston lay her encomapassing fuck boots.
"AnaLFacE."
"Meow", Eminem screamed, as Jennifer Aniston porked his pounding bellend into her disabled coffee cup.
"You're going to use that thing? It's not exactly something I can brag about to the girls at work, is it?", Eminem pontificated, as Jennifer Aniston shook his nanotechnological phone into her lust swolen fontanelle.
"Fuck me sally!", Eminem metooed, as Jennifer Aniston varooled her affordable paperclip into his bloody oakcake.
"It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye", Eminem spasmed, as Jennifer Aniston wobled his taco-smelling sausage o' fun into her Deep sonic boom.
"That's no moon! It's a space station!"
"Go clean that shit out!"

[Lilith]

gotta love it when they varool affordable paperclips into bloody oakcakes......so hot :rolleyes:

[Mackenzie]

Lmfao!!!!!

[wyndhy]

quite bizarre indeed

can i get a pair of those encompassing fuck boots?

[Steph]

[Ralph Wiggums] That story hurt my head. [/Ralph Wiggums]

[dreamgurl]

That read about as bad as some of my text books. *goes off to find the excedrine*

[LixyChick]

*looking down to see if I actually have any of these body parts*

Um...how long did you hunt for that one Aqua hun? Or...should I ask...how deep?

And I've gotta say...I heard a big thud and knew it was my English teacher rolling over in her grave!

LMFAO@Steph!

[scotzoidman]

I sense a story challenge where someone was ordered to use all those words in a story...& this joker used a shoehorn!

[Eros]

Huh?

[Ms.Evil]

I sense a mad lib story gone horribly wrong here.
lol

[scotzoidman]

...horribly...horribly...wrong...

:eek:

[XX-Access]

I don't get it.