Personal answers

[RandyGal]

Post a personal answer, but without the question that goes with it. :eek:


Like this:

Yes, I can see how big it is!

:spin:



(should i have posted this on the games forum? i don't get around much anymore.....and perhaps you're already playing this game there! i dunno. *shrug*)

[Lilith]

Apply this creme 3 times a day, everyday for 2 weeks :p

like that?

[RandyGal]

*snerk* JUST like that! LOL


Here's another:

Twice on the weekends.

[Lilith]

Only if you show me yours first.

[WildIrish]

Yes...I would. Probably twice.

[WildIrish]

Hmmm...and then there's always "Well, ok...but not the entire thing."

[RandyGal]

That explains the flat, eh?













TIRE! I was talkin' bout a tire....REALLY! :jester:

[Lilith]

Yes, he said 3 viagras and still nada.

[scotzoidman]

The doctor said it's not abnormal...

[Lilith]

I swear I didn't touch it, it just did that.

[WildIrish]

It's not as bad as I thought it would be...once you have a chance to get used to it.

[RandyGal]

LMAO you guys are GOOD at this!!!


No, I don't think the household vacuum will work for that !

[scotzoidman]

No, it's ok, I've just never seen one that goes sideways like that...

[Lilith]

It tastes better than I thought it would.

[GingerV]

Oh, is that what it's for?!?

[rockintime]

"It went on for like HOURS and HOURS!"

[TinTennessee]

That's ok, it was fun while it lasted.

[gekkogecko]

Red-black urine speaks of kidney damage. Not conclusively so, but most likely.

[dicksbro]

Put it in there.

[Draino]

Don't take any chances, hose down the crawl-space before the police arrive.

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'll let you taste mine if you let me taste yours ;)

[RandyGal]

But burlap chafes me so.

[RandyGal]

Ice cubes.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hold still while I get my camera..........:D

[GingerV]

I'm sorry, but I've forgotten your name.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What the hell is that doing there????

[fzzy]

I would never think to do it that way!

[Lilith]

Yes I think that does look infected.

[TinTennessee]

Yes you can put it there.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Bend over, baby :D

[Pita]

No, thats OK I love it in my eye!

[LixyChick]

It doesn't measure that big...I've been short changed!



((((((((RG))))))))...missed you hun!

[Sugarsprinkles]

You want to put what where????

[Eros]

Then she came in with a saddle and a set of jumper cables!!!

[LixyChick]

I can't line it up (#%$**^%#@%&_+_)...it just won't match up in this position!

[LixyChick]

I don't think the duck and squirrel knew any better!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Of course I'll still respect you







(yeah, right..........sure he will :p )

[MilkToast]

Hmmm... well... can't say I've ever seen it do THAT before... WOW!

[Draino]

Warf? I though you said "Go down on the dwarf."

[RandyGal]

Warf? I though you said "Go down on the dwarf."


*snorting wildly* hee heeeeeeeee

He wanted me to hammer on it a bit.

[Lilith]

Wait! I'll get the Silly Putty and refried beans.

[RandyGal]

Wait! I'll get the Silly Putty and refried beans.



OK I just guffawed so loud on that one I woke the neighbors. LOL





Lilith said we could do it in this room.

[MilkToast]

Lilith gave WHO the keys to the dungeon?!?!

[Irish]

RG---I just did a double take,when I saw your name.There are so many new
members,that you took me by suprise.Welcome back! Irish
P.S.You don't see many of us "old timers" anymore! :)

[fzzy]

Don't you think duct tape is a little too sticky for that?

[RandyGal]

awww, you guys are so kind...thanks for all the sweet welcome-backs. (ok this isn't part of the game! LOL)




But this is:

I'm pretty sure the hair will grow back.

[IenkiMoonshine]

Yeah, I didn't think it'd all fit in that small of a box but he said it would. I guess I was right, cuz now it's stuck in there for good.

[scotzoidman]

What do you mean, "wrong hole?"

[scotzoidman]

Well, I wouldn't have thought they could match up the DNA after all these years...

[scotzoidman]

Well, ok, but I didn't ride in on a horse...

[sodaklostsoul]

But I just got here!

[Lilith]

No, it's never too early for that.

[WildIrish]

Well, ok, but I didn't ride in on a horse...



lmfao!!!!!



Never mind how I know...just don't try it.

[sodaklostsoul]

Was that price for by the hour?

[huntersgirl]

I repeat...Absolutely nothing!!!!

[RandyGal]

The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile?

[RandyGal]

Yes, I did notice that you painted it.

:eek:


:spin:

[Gilly]

Yes, they were on display.

[sodaklostsoul]

no! And you can't make me

[scotzoidman]

ummm...it tastes like Vagasil...

[WildIrish]

Well don't forget...it's cold.

[LixyChick]

and said..."Pardon me Roy...is that the cat who chewed your new boots?"

[WildIrish]

*groans and fires a warning shot over ^^^'s head!

[Mackenzie]

I know you are but what am I???? :moon:

[Lilith]

Cocoa butter, a vending machine and a handful of raisins, I kid you not.

[lakritze]

Sure I'll meet you first in a public place.Look for me in a floural pattern vest with a daisy behind my right ear and a long stem rose btween my teeth.

[RandyGal]

Cocoa butter, a vending machine and a handful of raisins, I kid you not.


I spewed laugh-snot on my monitor, I kid you not!
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OK if you say so, but I swear it looked bigger in the pictures.

[TinTennessee]

That's ok, the rug burns only took off 2 layers of skin..it's really no problem.

[Lilith]

I dug around in there a long time, but despite hearing the ringing I could not find my cell phone.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Mrs. Butterworth, Sara Lee and Uncle Ben....

[RandyGal]

Let's check to make sure the statute of limitations has run out first.

[Sugarsprinkles]

Everyone knows there's no sanity clause!

[Vigil]

It's legal in the Netherlands!

[Vigil]

But, how can you be sure that we're not in Amsterdam!

[gekkogecko]

An actual shoping list of mine from a couple of years ago:

Condoms
Velcro
Woodglue

[RandyGal]

An actual shoping list of mine from a couple of years ago:

Condoms
Velcro
Woodglue


ROTFLMAO!!!

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Yes, it does look tasty but it needs salt.

[fredchabotnick]

Just because it's not on the menu, doesn't mean you can't order it.

(and I know this will come as a shock to you all, but we weren't talking about food :-)

[cowgirltease]

yes Darlin I do want you to put it in there! :lust:

[scotzoidman]

Then I had to take the sheep home.

[dicksbro]

Oh ... yeah!!

[bb@po9]

Yeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!

[Lilith]

Of course that was the best I've ever had.

[IenkiMoonshine]

So I watched him struggle for a while and finally I said "Honey.. that's a TOE ring.."

[WildIrish]

That's not why the shower drain is clogged.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thank You, please cum again.

[Roostah]

Please take that out of there...thank you.

[TinTennessee]

Yes they are REAL, fakes ones don't sag!

[sodaklostsoul]

Yes I like pudding.

[Lilith]

Sorry I'm late honey, I had to stop by the store to get saran wrap and jumper cables.

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO ^^^^

No thank you, I'm full.

[Draino]

That might work, just make sure the doughnuts are fresh and there's plenty of vasoline on the watermelon.

[RandyGal]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh at it. I'm just surprised is all.

[RandyGal]

Do we HAVE to measure it right NOW?

[LixyChick]

Jars and jars of it! And...I only asked for one sample!

[LixyChick]

So I watched him struggle for a while and finally I said "Honey.. that's a TOE ring.."
ROFLMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!

[scotzoidman]

I think your mother ought to have the shots, too...

[Lilith]

Frenchtoast with maple syrup and a case of Valvoline should cure what ails ya.

[Eros]

They call me MR PIG!!!

[scotzoidman]

I've never seen anyone do that with a trombone before...

[sodaklostsoul]

No I'm not.

[sodaklostsoul]

I hope you brought the jelly and the peanut butter.