Irish
07-11-2004, 06:26 PM
> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
> mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
> caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked
> the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
> to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
>
> "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
> the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
>
> The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
> in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
> on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
> About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
>
> It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
> that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the
> ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,
>
> "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
> on our ski holiday up North?"
>
> "Yes, I do." said Bob
>
> "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
> and pay her a visit ?"
>
> "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
> admit that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
> did."
>
> "Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
> mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
> caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked
> the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all
> to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
>
> "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
> the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
>
> The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
> in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
> on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
> About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
>
> It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined
> that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the
> ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,
>
> "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at
> on our ski holiday up North?"
>
> "Yes, I do." said Bob
>
> "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
> and pay her a visit ?"
>
> "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to
> admit that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
> did."
>
> "Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me everything."
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)