Irish
07-08-2004, 10:25 PM
Subject: Terrorists
We have received credible intelligence that there
have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have
been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin
Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin
Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who
looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you've Bin Doin.
We have received credible intelligence that there
have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have
been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin
Drinkin and Bin Butt-Kissin have all been taken into custody.
At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin
Workin, has been found at your office. We are confident that anyone who
looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you've Bin Doin.