Misquote the previous poster

[gekkogecko]

This is kinkier than I hoped for. :)

And here's the straight line: just how kinky is it?

[Pita]

And here's the bottom line: I like it very kinky and freaking?



Want me to tie you up and beat you until your all red? :hot:

[dicksbro]

Want me to tie you up and lick you all over? :hot:

Okay. Who am I to argue with a lady?

[Pita]

Okay. Who am I to look like a lady?


I've seen your pics and you are NO lady!! :hot:

[dicksbro]

I've seen your pics and I'm NO lady!! :hot:

That's very encouraging. :D

[gekkogecko]

I'll encoure you to post more pics. :D

He's right, TinglingTess, you should post more nudie pics of yoruself.

[dicksbro]

Nude pictures of TinglingTess taken by herself would sure be nice.

You have great ideas, gekkogecko.

[Pita]

You have great ideas, gekkogecko. But, do Pixie women really want to see me naked?


YES!!! :cheerlead :nod: :thumb: :thumbs: :brows:

[dicksbro]

YES!!! Well, actually the guy behind you. :cheerlead :nod: :thumb: :thumbs: :brows:

:tear: Say you didn't mean it. :tear:









:D

[Pita]

:tear: Did you say you don't like sex? :tear:



NO! I said I don't like Tex Mex.

[alspals69]

NO! I said I like it when you thrust manfully into me with only a legion of marines to back you up if you should get tired..

i bet you say that to ALL the guys

[gekkogecko]

i bet it would take ALL the Pixie's guys to satisfy you, Tess.


There's one way to find out for sure.

[Pita]

There's only one way to get Tess to behave. :spank:


Well, you could ask nicely too. :p

[gekkogecko]

Well, if you ask nicely, I'll do you, too.


Oh, pretty please with sugar on top?

[dicksbro]

Oh, Tess, you're like having sugar on top!

You got that right!

[Pita]

You are so tight!


And you are so big!

[dicksbro]

You are so warm and excited?

See what you do to Pixie guys.

[Pita]

How many Pixie guys do you want?


Do you want an exact total or for me to name names? :kisser:

[dicksbro]

The exact total for me is the list of pixie guy names? :kisser:

WOW, that's a bunch! Will we have you for lunch?

[gekkogecko]

Which one will you have for lunch?

But then there's the mid-afternoon snack, tea, supper, evening TV snack, the nightcap...

[dicksbro]

Let's also have a mid-afternoon snack, tea, supper, evening TV snack, the nightcap...

Sounds good to me. TT, where are you?

[Pita]

TT, where are you?


Right under you DB ;)

[dicksbro]

Delighted to see you DB ;)

And I feel the very same, Tess! You're looking ravishing as always!

[gekkogecko]

Should I ravish TinglingTess as always?


Nah, ravish her in a different way for a change. :corn:

[dicksbro]

Being ravished by her would be different for a change. :)

What a great idea. Okay, Tess, you can ravish me this time. :)

[gekkogecko]

Okay, Tess, if you fail to ravish Dicksbro, we'll have to discipline you for a good long time. :)


And exactly what form should this discipline take?

[dicksbro]

And exactly why does DB get this discipline, Tess?

Just lucky, I guess. :angel:

[gekkogecko]

I guess I'll get lucky with TinglingTess.


And if the rest of us are lucky, you'll post the pics.

[dicksbro]

And if the rest of us are lucky this could really get to be fun.

You're no doubt right about that.

[gekkogecko]

You're no doubt horny right about now.

Why would I be horny, just because I might get to see naked pics of TinglingTess...uh, nevermind, need to sit back for a bit.

[dicksbro]

I get horny just because I might see naked pics of TinglingTess ... enough that I'd better sit back for a bit until it softens. :)

I know what you mean. It can get uncomfortable sometimes.

[Pita]

I know it can get uncomfortable sometimes when all we guys do is sit around thinking about a naked TT.


You could take pics of yourselves and how all that thinking makes you feel. :brows:

[Mercury_Maniac]

You could take pics of me and how all of my hot parts make you feel. :brows:




Oh they make me feel good.......i can show you even ;)

[Pita]

I feel good and I can show you even what's been growing ;)


:brows: Can I touch it?

[gekkogecko]

Can I catch it on my tongue?


Let's see a demonstration!

[Pita]

Should I give you an enthusiastic demonstration!


Yessssssss you should and I should take notes!! :line:

[dicksbro]

Yessssssss you should and I can I deep throat? :line:

Well, if you insist. :)



(.0002 seconds to decide ... I wonder why it took so long? :confused: )

[gekkogecko]

Well, if you insist on deep throating me, I have to ask:
I wonder why it got so long?

I would think the answer to that would be obvious.

[dicksbro]

Tess is the obvious answer to why things get longer.

No doubt about that. Whew! :hot:

[gekkogecko]

No doubt about how long it is now.


But the question remains, can you last long enough to satisfy TinglingTess?

[dicksbro]

But the question is whether anyone can last long enough to satisfy TinglingTess?

Very lick ... er ... stick ... ah ... not very likely. :rolleyes2

[Pita]

I wanna lick ... er ... stick ... ah ... I'm very horny!! :slurp:


Quick! Get naked and let me help with your crisis before you forget how to speak altogether. :bjhappy:

[dicksbro]

Let me quick get naked and help with lick you so you can don't need to worry about speaking. :bjhappy:

Good idea seeing how shy and unassuming I am. :p

[gekkogecko]

Is it a good idea if I pretend to be shy and unassuming?:p



Try it, and we'll find out.

[Salacious]

Try me, and we'll ride it out.

I love it when you talk dirty to me gekkogecko!

[dicksbro]

I love to talk dirty to gekkogecko!

Can you give us some examples?

[AngelicVampires]

I've got so many examples it would blow your mind!

You never fail to impress, DB.

[Dzogchen]

I'm always undressed.

Do you need anyhelp staying undressed?

[AngelicVampires]

Can I get undressed with you?

Please do!

[Dzogchen]

I want you! NOW!!!

Take me, shake me, make me moan.

[dicksbro]

Would you take the Pixie ladies and shake them and make them moan?

Who could turn down an offer like that?

[gekkogecko]

Would any of the Pixie ladies turn down my offer?

Well, let's see you make the offer to them all, and then we can find out.

[dicksbro]

Well, let me make that offer to them all, and then we can find out how lucky I am.

Will you tell us the results?

[gekkogecko]

Would you ever kiss and tell?

Perhaps I should take up writing erotic fiction based on my experiences.

[dicksbro]

Perhaps I should take up erotic film production so I could make movies based on my experiences.

I bet you'd interest a lot of people with that.

[Pita]

I bet I could interest a lot of people with by getting naked and offering my services.


You are the most helpful man I know!

[dicksbro]

Pixie men are the most helpful men I know!

And Tess is one of the most special Pixie ladies, that's for sure.

[Pita]

Tess is one of the special Pixie ladies, that's always lusting after me.


Like I can help it! You are just so DAMN SEXY!! :slurp:

[Mercury_Maniac]

I look so good when i'm naked, I'm DAMN SEXY!! :slurp:




Oh you got that right, makes me wanna get naked with you ;)

[gekkogecko]

We all wanna get naked with TinglingTess;)

So true, so true.

[Pita]

So true, so true, that I need to take some naked pics of myself so that TT will stop harassing me.


Hey Lizzard Man!!! :wtp:

[gekkogecko]

Hey Lizzard Man, I'd like to show you some pics!

Will they be kinky pics?

[Pita]

Should I take kinky pics?


How many ways can I keep saying YES to you?

[gekkogecko]

How many times should I say YES?

Oh, over and over again.

[Pita]

I wanna do you over and over again.


Yeah but will you respect me in the morning? :brows:

[souls_cry2000]

Yeah I'll respect you all night long :horny:


You learn something new everyday.

[dicksbro]

I've learned to sperm something everyday.

I know what you mean, it's a flirty job, but somebody's got to do it.

[gekkogecko]

I like those flirty jobs, I always want do them.

And specifically whom do you want to do?

[dicksbro]

Are there terrific ones you want to do?

Pixies ladies are always a good choice!

[gekkogecko]

Pixies ladies are always good to look at!


I have to agree with that sentiment.

[Pita]

I get full of sentiment when I see a naked Pixie lady.


I bet you get hard as nails too. :brows:

[Smile Beautiful]

I like to scratch hard with my nails. :brows:

Ooh, ooh! scratch me!

[gekkogecko]

Ooh, whip me! beat me!


Of course; but I'll still respect you in the morning.

[dicksbro]

Of course I'll suggest sex with smile beautiful in the morning.

Well, I can certainly understand that.

[Pita]

I can certainly understand why all the Pixie women want me.


Because you're a sweet, sexy, talented, stud of a man!! :brows: :x: :boink: :slurp:

[dicksbro]

Finding a stud of a man makes me feel sweet, sexy, and talented!! ;)

That you are, mamm. That you are!

[gekkogecko]

You are the definition of sexy, mamm.


I agree, she is, but she's not the *only* definition of sexy. There are many other definitions to be found on Pixie's.

[Pita]

I'm the *only* definition of sexy. No other definitions can be found on Pixie's.


A tad full of yourself aren't you lizard man? :huh:

[dicksbro]

A lad full of desire is man worth more than two lizards. :huh:

Could you run that past me one more time? :confused:

[Pita]

Could you run that past me naked one more time? :brows:

OH my goodness, take the lens cap off this time!

[gekkogecko]

Yes, I'll run past you, wearing only a cap this time!

Maybe we should have our own parade!

[dicksbro]

Maybe Tess would lead a Pixie parade!

That's a great idea and especially so if the ladies are only wearing hats.

[gekkogecko]

A public orgy? That's a great idea and especially so if the ladies are only wearing hats.

But if the hats are large enough to cover everything that's going on, then it's not really public, is it?

[dicksbro]

But hats are large enough to cover everything that's going on shouldn't be allowed.

I agree, gekkogecko.

[Pita]

I like gekkogecko.


He is fun to play with. :brows:

[dicksbro]

His buns are fun to play with. :brows:

I bet yours are, too. ;)

[Pita]

I bet yours are, hot too. ;)


Wanna come over and cool me off?

[dicksbro]

Wanna drool some over me?

:slurp: That would be unavoidable. :slurp:

[Yang4yin]

:slurp: Hats would be unavoidable. :slurp:


Should we all wear straw ones?

[gekkogecko]

Should we all wear straw condoms?

No; they're not at all effective for what condoms were designed to do.

[dicksbro]

No; they're effective as horse food but not for what condoms were designed to do.

Are you introducing horses into this discussion?

[gekkogecko]

Are horses interested in this discussion?

I'm not certain; but at least it's not sheep.

[dicksbro]

I'm at least certain sheep butts are involved.

How can you be so certain?

[gekkogecko]

How can you be so certain that Irish is involved with sheep butts?

That question answers itself.

[dicksbro]

It is the question's answer.

But, what is "It?"

[gekkogecko]

But, what is "pussy?"

If you don't know by now, DicksBro, it's way too late to explain.

[Pita]

If you don't know DicksBro, I'll try to explain him to you.


Where should I start?

[dicksbro]

Do you think I'm a star?

Of course you are, Tess. You know all of us guys think that.

[gekkogecko]

Tess, you know all of us guys want you.

The real question is, does she want all of us simultaneously?

[dicksbro]

There's no question that she'll want all of us simultaneously.

You think we should ask to be sure?

[gekkogecko]

You think she would ask all of us?

It would only be polite of her to ask first. And TinglingTess is nothing but polite.

[Pita]

It would only be polite of TinglingTess to wear nothing but a smile.


You just want to see my :booty:

[gekkogecko]

I want you to see my :booty:

Well, that's not all I'd like to see.

[Pita]

Well, that's not all I can do with my :slurp: would you like to see?


Should I lie down or bend over?

[dicksbro]

Could I take your fly down and then bend over?

I love it when a plan comes together. :hot:

[gekkogecko]

I love it when my partner & I come together.

That is supposed to be the ultimate in compatibility.

[WildIrish]

That suppository is the ultimate companion.



I wonder if it's life-sized.

[Pita]

I wonder if I could have a blow-up life-size sheep of my very own.


WI you can have anything you want just pull the shades. :ewe:

[gekkogecko]

WI, I don't care what you do to the sheep, just pull the shades. :ewe:

Just wait until afterwards, and the sheep gets interviewed.

[dicksbro]

After waiting around until afterwards when the sheep got interviewed, all they said was, "Bah!" (or something like that.) :blink:

Did you think they were trying to pull the wool over your eyes?

[Pita]

Do you think you could try pulling on my love handle while I gaze into your eyes?


Well, if you want me too, but I would rather swat spit. :brows:

[dicksbro]

Well, if you want me, I would rather have you do a twat lick. :brows:

Faith and begorrah, I've found the pot o' gold to be sure.

[gekkogecko]

Faith and begorrah, I finally found the vagina to be sure.

And just whose vagina did you find, Dicksbro?

[Pita]

I wish I had a vagina, don't you Dicksbro?



Just what would you two do with a vagina? :huh:

[dicksbro]

Just what would you do with my vagina? :huh:

Exploring I would go;
Exploring I would go;
Hi ho the merrio,
Exploring I would go.

:69: :bj: :molest: :buttsex: :sex: :hump:

[Pita]

:69: :bj: :molest: :buttsex: :sex: :hump:

And that is ALL I have to say about that!!


Damn! If you said any more I would need a cigarette. :brows:

[dicksbro]

Damn! If you said, "Have some more," I would :faint: . :brows:

I'd probably collapse exhausted. :D

[Pita]

I want to have sex until I collapse exhausted. :D


OK, just don't suffocate me when you collapse.

[dicksbro]

OK, just make me suffer ectasy on your lap.

Take a seat. :slurp:

[Pita]

Need a lick? :slurp:


Like YEAH!!! :faint:

[dicksbro]

I like ya!!! :)

Well, thank you, TT. I think you're pretty special, too! :)

[Pita]

TT, I have something pretty special for you! :flirt:


Is it bigger than a Tootsie Roll? :D

[dicksbro]

Does it get bigger around tootsie's named Tess? :D

You are so insightful :) ... or, you've been peeking. :blink: :)

[gekkogecko]

Naughty voyeur, you've been peeking!

You're only complaining because she's not peeking at you, DB.

[dicksbro]

You're only content when she's peeking at you, DB.

Well, sometimes I'm content at other times, too.

[gekkogecko]

Well, sometimes I'm content to peek at her, too.


That's understandable, but make sure you have her consent, or we'll have call Lilith to discipline you.

[Pita]

Make sure to call Lilith so can discipline me for being such a bad boy.



I will get right on it.

[dicksbro]

I will get right on DB.

:faint: Am I lucky, or what? :faint:

[gekkogecko]

Am I going to get lucky, or what?

If you do, can we all take pics?

[IowaMan]

If you do, can we all take pics?
I'm thinking he's saying, "Tits is tits. Human or reptile, makes no difference."

[Pita]

I'm thinking he's saying, "Tits is tits" but Tess's are fabulous!


Gosh you're going to make me blush! :boobs:

[dicksbro]

Gosh you've got some fine stuff! :flirt:

Well, thank you mamm. You look pretty tasty, yourself! ;)

[gekkogecko]

I intend to taste you, myself! ;)

Now, now, DB. You shouldn't do that unless you brought enough to share with the whole class.

[Pita]

I'm so horny I'm ready to share with the whole class.


Runs to the front of the line!!

[dicksbro]

It's fun to the reel in his "line"!! :)

It would be fun to have you do that. :)

[gekkogecko]

It would be fun to tie you down and do that to you. :)


How could anything involving tieing down TinglingTess not be fun?

[whosyour51]

I'm not to sure but from her aviator I got a new roll of Ductape, wanna play?

[dicksbro]

I'm sure an aviator using a new roll of Ductape would be what she would want to play with?

What if I promised to take flying lessons?

[Pita]

What if I promised to fly down and give you lessons?


Would that be lessons in pleasure? :69:

[dicksbro]

How about some lessons in pleasure? :69:

Now that's some lessons well worth learning. :)

[gekkogecko]

TinglingTess's discipline lessons are well worth learning. :)


You realize how blatant a set-up that is, right , DB?

[Pita]

You realize how blatant your lust is showing DB?


Subtlety is soooooooo not his thing.

[dicksbro]

Subtlety is his thing if you don't mind it being loud and boisterous.

REALLY?

:D

[gekkogecko]

REALLY? Just maybe?

I don't think you noticed, DB; you were too busy whispering.

[Pita]

I don't think you noticed, DB; you were too busy whispering in Tess's ear.


Such naughty things too! Wonder if he can really do all he whispers?

[dicksbro]

Such naughty things he can really do in just his slippers.

Well, I practice a lot. :D

[gekkogecko]

I need more practice. Are the volunteers to help me?


DB, I think TinglingTess is way beyond the hint stage for that.

[dicksbro]

DB, I think with Tess I'd need a stint inserted after performing on a stage.

I can understand that.

[gekkogecko]

Performing on a stage with Tess? I 'd like to try that.

And what opera will the two of you perform?

[Pita]

In what position will the two of you perform?


I think we should give them all a try before making a final decision. :huh:

[dicksbro]

I think we should give them all a try even after making a final decision. :huh:

I love the way you think. :)

[gekkogecko]

I love the way you...uh...think. Yeah, that's it, think.

I hear the old refrain "I love you for your mind, baby." Sure, we can trust you on that one, DB.

[dicksbro]

I hear the old refrain "I love you for your mind, baby." Sure glad we can trust you on that one, DB, cuz' I'd be worried about me.

I know. :console:

[gekkogecko]

I know Gekkogecko.

But fortunately, not in the Biblical sense.

[dicksbro]

Gekko's are not commonly thought of Biblical terms.

I suspected that, but wasn't 100% sure.

[IowaMan]

I was positive there were gekkos in the Garden of Eden.


Garden gnomes were there too weren't they?

[dicksbro]

Hardened cum shows where they were too, doesn't it?

And, it suggests what they were doing, too.

[IowaMan]

Cum was a great agricultural fertilizer at one time.

Plants will talk dirty to you if you stand naked in front of them.

[dicksbro]

Aunts will talk dirty to you if you stand naked in front of them.

I didn't think you were that kind! :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

I didn't think you could be so kind!

Hey, Dicksbro, Pixie's is just one big dysfunctional family!

[dicksbro]

Hey, Dicksbro, Pixie's is just one big dysfunctional family where reptiles and humans can interact freely!

Sounds pretty unique to me.

[IowaMan]

Most families have naked pics of each other in their picture albums.


The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family.

[dicksbro]

The naked Thanksgiving dinners were always the best day of the year in my family unless the hot gravy spilled.

I can understand how that might be a distraction.

[IowaMan]

The gravy in the lap was a welcome distraction from the jello mold that resembled grandma's boobs.


Yeah, I still have a hard time when there is a cherry on top of a dessert.

[gekkogecko]

Yeah, by the time dessert had rolled around, I had a hard time keeping my cherry.


The real question is, how did you get it back in the interveening year?

[Pita]

The real question is, who made the pumpkin pie?



And why is the pie in the shape of a woman's bottom? :huh:

[IowaMan]

And why is the pie all over your face?


Sometimes you get a bit messy when eating pie.

[gekkogecko]

I personally like to get a bit messy when eating cream pie.

I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will now be interested in hanging with you, IowaMan.

[Pita]

I'm sure many of the Pixies' women will be interested in seeing how well hung you are, IowaMan.


I am sooooooo getting in the front of the line for this show! :corn:

[dicksbro]

I am sitting in the front row on DB's lap, don't ya know? :corn:

That's the only reason I'm there. :boink:

[IowaMan]

That's the reason I'm not wearing pants. :boink:

A pantsless double feature with Tess sounds like a great way to spend an evening.

[gekkogecko]

I want to do a pantsless double penetration with Tess.

Oh, why not a triple?

[dicksbro]

Oh, wow, I want to play with her nipple!

You take one and I'll take the other. :nod:

[gekkogecko]

You take high one and I'll take the low one.

And I'll be in Scotland before ye!

[dicksbro]

And I'll squat on the land before I pee!

Couldn't you just stand behind a tree?

[IowaMan]

My dog just peed on your tree while you stood there and watched.
At least he didn't pee in the picnic basket.

[dicksbro]

Don't set the picnic basket in the pee!

Good idea. I'll write that down so I don't forget it.

[gekkogecko]

I'll write Tess' name in my book so I don't forget it.

Never call your sweetheart by her name.

[IowaMan]

When you call your sweetheart, don't use your wife's cell phone.

I don't have a sweetheart or a cell phone so I should be okay.

[dicksbro]

I keep a sweetheart and a cell phone in the hay.

You sly devil, holding out on us. ;)

[gekkogecko]

What the women want is pictures of you holding it for us.

Problematical with the current mind-control laws regarding nudity on the internet.

[Pita]

My current mind-control experiments are becoming problematical since I can't stop watching nudity on the Internet.


This is why you will never beome rich and famous like DB.

[gekkogecko]

This is why you will never become as addicted to porn as DB.

True, but think of all the money I'll save on therapy bills.

[dicksbro]

True, but think of all the bills I'll pay on therapy.

I'm sorry if that'll present you with a financial burden. :(

[gekkogecko]

I'm sorry if I present you with a box of sex toys, and no one to use them on.

What you should do then, is present me with a hog-tied TinglingTess on my doorstep!

[dicksbro]

Would you like to see a hog -tied TinglingTess as a present?

Who wouldn't want to see a present like that. :hot:

[gekkogecko]

Who wouldn't want to present Tess like that? :hot:

Let's take a poll!

[dicksbro]

Let's eat a roll!

How can you think about food?

[gekkogecko]

How can you think about food after sex?


Eating after sex is far better than smoking after sex. Especially if the smoke is caused by lack of lubricant.

[ReaperWoman]

Eating my sex is far better than smoking my sex.

What kind of person would try to smoke your cock?!

[dicksbro]

What a kind person offering me a chance to hold their cock!

I could suggest some other activities, too. :)

[gekkogecko]

I could suggest some other body parts, too.

Just don't offer to hold my spleen.

[Cjack]

Just don't offer I may bleed

That's ok if it your time of the month.

[gekkogecko]

It would worry me if Gekkogecko had a "time of the month".


It would worry *you*? How do you think *I* would react?

[IowaMan]

I would go on the talk show circuit and make a million bucks if I had a time of the month.
I'm sure Oprah would be able to get you all the publicity you could ever want.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure Little Orphan Annie would be able to get me off all the times I could ever want.

Wow! I didn't know you knew Little Orphan Annie. :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Wow! I just got to know Little Orphan Annie, in the Biblical sense.


But is Little Orphan Annie going to join up as a member of Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Little Orphan Annie is going to join up as a member of Pixies.

I honestly did not know that.

[ReaperWoman]

Honestly! Did you not know she's underage?

Well Little Orphan Annie isn't quite so little any more...

[dicksbro]

Well Little Orphan Annie is a big girl now.

I guess I am getting old. :(

[Pita]

I guess I am getting bold when I say that I need some hot, steamy sex! :(


You're not the only one DB.

[IowaMan]

You're not the only one I'd like to have right now DB, IowaMan should join us too!
I'm not sure I'd be able to keep up but I'd give it the old college try!

[dicksbro]

I'm sure I'd be able to keep it up or at least recover quickly given it would be Tess!

You know, there's no doubt Tess would make this really fun.

[lusty1]

You know, I doubt Tess would have fun.

She's such a bore since joining the convent!

[kenadenee]

She's such a bore since joining the convent!

The convent said she'll be on world tour for joining.

[lusty1]

She's taking the Ark of the Covenant on a world tour with Ozfest.


She's back in the habit of dating Ozzy!

[kenadenee]

He's backing the hobbit who's dating Ozzy!

His lacking of a hobby is making me crazy.

[lusty1]

His working as a bobby is making me lazy.

Why should I work if Ozzy's now a London cop?

[dicksbro]

Why should I work with Ozzy when I have a London cop?

The ol' guy in uniform fetish again, eh?

[gekkogecko]

I'd like to fulfill Lusty1's "guy in uniform" fetish again.


Well, who wouldn't?

[dicksbro]

Well, I would?

I suspected that'd be the case.

[gekkogecko]

I suspect everyone at Pixie's Place of wanting sex.


Doesn't sound like too much of a stretch to me.

[Pita]

Doesn't look like too many like to play this great game that Tess started a long time ago.


I had to use the search button to find it and that is just plain wrong! :ranting:

[gekkogecko]

My boyfriend had to search to find my button and that is just plain wrong! :ranting:


Oh, but how long did he search?

[Pita]

Oh, but how long did he make you beg to come?

He is so sadistic when it comes to my begging that I thought he would never let me gush.

[dicksbro]

You seem so horny that when it comes to my begging that I thought it'd be over before you let me gush.

No doubt that would be a possibility ... but then, I could try again :) .

[gekkogecko]

I couldn't possibiy succeed the first time... but then, I could try again :) .

Are you now on trial, DB?

[dicksbro]

:bump:

Are you a Friar, DB?

Not since I gave up my vestments.

[gekkogecko]

Not since I gave up kinky sex.

Total abstinence, or have you gone totally vanilla?

[dicksbro]

Total abstinence, or have you gone totally promiscuous?

Everything in moderation. :angel:

;)

[dicksbro]

Nothing in moderation. ;)

Leaves the door open, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

That makes me want to leaves my legs open, doesn't it?


I have no idea what might motivate you.

[dicksbro]

I have no idea what masturbation is.
No kidding! :yikes:

[dicksbro]

No loitering!

Oh sure, does that mean that now we can't even "lurk." :(

[gekkogecko]

Oh sure, does that mean there's no one left to stalk?

Isn't that creepy?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that erotic?
Still focused on sex are we?

[gekkogecko]

Still discontented with our sex lives, are we?

What's this "we" stuff, white boy?

[dicksbro]

What's this "wee" stuff?
A little self-concious, there?

[gekkogecko]

A little self-righteous, there?

Everyone is entitled to MY opinion, aren't they?

[dicksbro]

Everyone is entitled to MY money, aren't they?
Well, I must say, that sounds like a good offer. :)

[gekkogecko]

Well, I must say, I'd like to get offer.

Or on her? Maybe alternate: on her, offer, on her, offer.