celticangel
07-06-2004, 05:50 AM
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going thru the menopause, I find it even
better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about
how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the rear. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but
it just would not come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out. In fact, the stains came out so well that
the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
negative and my
Attorney said that I would no longer be a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Signed,
A Menopausal Woman
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of my married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. Now that I am older and going thru the menopause, I find it even
better!
In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about
how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the rear. One
thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white
blouse. I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain detergent, but
it just would not come out.
After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative. To my surprise and satisfaction,
all of the stains came out. In fact, the stains came out so well that
the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
negative and my
Attorney said that I would no longer be a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.
Signed,
A Menopausal Woman