Steph started the bet...so I'll make it worth something...

[skipthisone]

So Steph says she bets I will get laid on July 3rd. I said August 27th...

In order to make bets good, they have to be for something. So I will make a serious offer. My sales conference is next April and is 8 days in Hawaii. I currently have no one to go with me on this trip.

So..... if you pick the day I get laid, I will put your name into my pot of "who to take to Hawaii" and you will get due consideration. Guy or girl I care not, and I am being serious, why not go to an all expense paid trip with a one of you great pixies.

:hot:

Frankly I am too sick of people all around me right now and I am no good chosing on my own anyway...

Good luck and aloha.

[PantyFanatic]

I know Steph considers fucking over you as getting laid. (She gets her nut that way ;) )

So is that going to count Skippy?

[skipthisone]

To Define: Laid = I must blow my 4 month stored load on or in a willing lovely woman.

[skipthisone]

BTW...

I am not opposed to offers from pixie ladies to rig the bet.

;)

[osuche]

How about Friday July 2nd?

(Skip -- you must pick me up at the Columbus airport if we're gonna rig this thing)

[skipthisone]

*checking my schedule...

but we have to consumate this thing before midnight...Steph cannot be right.

[osuche]

I'll arrive back in town at 7:15 pm (Brussels to NYC to CMH)

We'll have time :hot:

[skipthisone]

Damn we will have 3 times :D

[jennaflower]

Oh skip...

How about... you come with me to the Trace Adkins concert on July 30th... and afterwards (You can only imagine how turned on I am after watching Trace all evening)... well... lets just say that you won't have anything left over for another 4 months... LOL

[jseal]

skipthisone,

8 days in Hawaii, eh?

Does it HAVE to be a woman?

[imaginewithme]

Just tell me the time and place and I will help you win the bet.

[skipthisone]

Pick a date, and I will be there to help ya win.

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Pick a date, and I will be there to help ya win.

Sounds like a perfect plan to me!!!

and you won't be sorry!!!

:hot: :69: :3: :sex:

[skipthisone]

I have a feeling sorry will be one emotion that will not be anywhere near my thoughts

[imaginewithme]

Sounds better every second.

[Booger]

skip you are limiting yourself to women

[Steph]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
I know Steph considers fucking over you as getting laid. (She gets her nut that way ;) )

So is that going to count Skippy?

Does this mean I get to go, no matter what?

[Steph]

Originally posted by skipthisone
*checking my schedule...

but we have to consumate this thing before midnight...Steph cannot be right.

Jesus!

I want to go to Hawaii! I want you!

Who gives a fuck about the date? Where do we meet?

[Steph]

P.S. I can be right.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Steph
P.S. I can be right.
OMG :eek:
Just remembered........... they do at your house every day.

[Coaster]

Ahhhhhhhh skippy's back!!!

Hey I wanna go...... and you wouldn't have to worry if your trip was at the right time of month!!!!

Oooops........ I'm ducking all those flying napkins!

[imaginewithme]

HAHAHAH Coaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so funny :) I love it! :)

But maybe.....that won't matter to Skip.... maybe the right girl will sweep him off his feet, make him feel needed, wanted, longed for, loved that he won't even care about that...... Just imagine the hot nights in Hawaii.... :slurp:


yeah, I am still trying..... :rolleyes: :cool:

[skipthisone]

Steph if you win, you must realize you will fall for me, and what a freaky wedding that would be...we wouldnt separate them for bride and groom, just right and left lol

[Steph]

LOL Pretty sure of yourself, eh cowboy?

Right and left meaning the Moores and the Limbaughs? :D

[skipthisone]

funny funny girl..

IWM...you riggin this bet?

[dicksbro]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Steph if you win, you must realize you will fall for me, and what a freaky wedding that would be...we wouldnt separate them for bride and groom, just right and left lol

If Steph wins, would the wedding be in Illinois? Wow! A Pixie wedding! :D

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by skipthisone
funny funny girl..

IWM...you riggin this bet?

I am trying...but so far I haven't seem to have even caught your attention....I'll keep working on it. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh can I play!! I guess Aug 21st.

And if IWM don't help rig this bet, there are plenty of us that would be willing to help.

[skipthisone]

Hmmm, 3 days with nothing to do next week while I am on vacation ;) ;)

[WildIrish]

July 14th, in a grocery store, next to the deli counter, with the girl that scoops coleslaw...paper hat, plastic gloves & all.

And I hope you didn't order the room with one king size bed cuz I sleep naked.

[skipthisone]

Oh God, I know that girl....yep I would do her.

[imaginewithme]

I want to "rig" this so I WIN you guys!!!!

And Skip, I am working the deli counter again tomorrow...meet me there at noon?????

[Steph]

Originally posted by dicksbro
If Steph wins, would the wedding be in Illinois? Wow! A Pixie wedding! :D

I've heard the Chicago waterfront is bee-you-tee-ful! :D

[huntersgirl]

I say July 9th and if I win I hope you take both the lucky willing lady and I on this little trip! Even if I don't win, maybe I'll just meet you in Hawaii, I am way over due for a vacation!;)

[rabbit]

Gee Skip, what a nice deal you have going. Hawaii, lovely women throwing themselves at you....I only get business trips to Chicago...during winter!

Some guys get all the luck....

*sigh*


rabbit

[Lilith]

Mr. Lil says he wants a piece of this :p

[rabbit]

oh by the way...my guess is July 6th. If I win, I will choose the Pixie person who will accompany Skip!

...somehow, I don't think Mrs Rabbit would understand my going to Hawaii... :p

[imaginewithme]

Hi Rabbit........pick me to go with him!!! Convince him to look my way :)

I am sure Mr. IWM won't mind too much..

[skipthisone]

I cant wait to see who is right

[Steph]

I bet your sweet bupkus you can't!

[LixyChick]

I'd guess...but I highly doubt this scenerio would fly...

*standing in the driveway in the spring of 2005...bags packed...cheap plastic lei around my neck and a flower behind my right ear (pretending to be single)..."OK honey...I'll be back soon. I'm going on a business trip to Kentucky. Yes...really! I swear...I'm going to Kentucky. I'd ask you to go but it's gonna be so boring. I packed plenty of magazines and a picture of you. Cya soon!"*

[Loulabelle]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Guy or girl I care not


Hehehehe - does that mean I can 'rig it' by getting you to have sex with Fussy, but then I get to go to Hawaii?! :D ;) :P

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
Hehehehe - does that mean I can 'rig it' by getting you to have sex with Fussy, but then I get to go to Hawaii?! :D ;) :P

I think this was Mr. Lil's plan as well.

[PantyFanatic]

I’m getting excited about the possibilities of this. :) I would love to see Steph win this and just to show I have no hard feelings,……… I want to supply her wedding shoes for those oversize feet. I know the Chicago waterfront is the perfect place to have a night wedding. :D












(*frantically mixes in another bag*:cool: )

[Aqua]

I say July 19th

Won't do me much good if I'm right... but that's my guess.

[Vigil]

Though I don't believe that you haven't blown it in the last four months -what does a high class pro cost where you live Skip? Surely less than a trip to Hawaii - so if I send round the pro, we could have a serious boys week in Hawaii. Let's face it you're only going to fall for the lady who pops your four month cherry - so having a cynical old git like me around would save you from yourself.

Will your company pay for a business class ticket from the UK?

[Steph]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
I’m getting excited about the possibilities of this. :) I would love to see Steph win this and just to show I have no hard feelings,……… I want to supply her wedding shoes for those oversize feet. I know the Chicago waterfront is the perfect place to have a night wedding. :D


I have oversized feet, you have an oversized mouth . . . maybe I'll have to put my foot in your big mouth, dorkus?

[PantyFanatic]

Vigil is right Skipper. You’re going about this all wrong. Taking Steph to Hawaii would be like taking a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to a Thanksgiving banquette.:eek:

You want a good bud that’ll check under all the grass skirts with you.:D

[Steph]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Vigil is right Skipper. You’re going about this all wrong. Taking Steph to Hawaii would be like taking a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to a Thanksgiving banquette.:eek:

You want a good bud that’ll check under all the grass skirts with you.:D

Taking a PB & J sandwich would be a great idea if you didn't have tofurkey, dorkus!

I'm POSITIVE Skippy would rather have a Butthead to his Beavis instead of a sexy female. :rolleyes:

[Vigil]

You see Skip - you are going to have take precautions against women who are positive!!!!!

[sodaklostsoul]

Well today is the 3rd. Are ya hiding at home Skip, so Steph don't win?

[Steph]

Dammit, did I lose the bet?

[imaginewithme]

:(

[Teddy Bear]

You were loved here and you will be missed Skip!!

[dicksbro]

Amen, IWM and Teddy. Amen.

[jennaflower]

I so much wanted to win...

[imaginewithme]

Jennaflower, no matter what we would have done with him it would have been fun, huh? I know it would have been.

But guess what.....we all won.


We won a piece of his heart.



((((jennaflower)))))

[PantyFanatic]

Dammit, did I lose the bet?
I believe we all lost.:(