Funny Curses

[the_new_shaft]

Ok it may be obvious but i've just been watching the south park movie (i'm so cultured aint i?) & i was wondering whats the funniest curse you've ever heard/used?
for example: donkey-raping shit-eater or your momma's so fat she uses the equater for a belt
remember keep it funny!

[englishrose]

Well.... in an entirely Football Orientated Arena....
Fucking-French-Bastards.... Is one of my faves!

(Please note- no harm intended... ish)

[darogle]

I heard my daughter (then 6 or 7) call the neighbor kid a "booger eatin' goat roper"

I thought it had such a nice ring to it that I laughed my ass off for a few minutes before I could chastise her. :D

[PantyFanatic]

I’m not sure if this is what you are looking for, but while I had my business for 13 years, each day somebody from the office would take the daily transactions to the bank in a standard bank pouch. It was an accrual business exclusively with checks and such, but important that the records be maintained. :)

[PantyFanatic]

It had always bothered me that the pouch could be lost and create unnecessary headaches and embarrassment to go back to customers and say we had lost there overdue check. So I wrote some identification information inside the pouch.:rolleyes:

[PantyFanatic]

As I was doing this, it seemed appropriate I should consider the possibility of it being stolen, not knowing there was no cash involved. The day I got a call from our regular teller, saying it had been left at the bank.……….. I thanked her for “FINDING” it. :o

[LarryL]

I don't know how funny this is but one alcoholic to another:

May you die in a blackout, wake up in hell, and spend eternity wondering where you are and how you got there.

No, I guess that's not so funny. It's more sick than funny. Forget you ever read it. Forget...forrrrgeet...your eyes are getting heavy...

Bitten by posting fever,
Larry

[TinTennessee]

Leave it to you PF! lol

[TinTennessee]

Ummmm not that I have ever used this phrase...I'm much too sweet...(ok you can quit laughing now), but years ago a young girl that I worked with discovered that her boyfriend had been seeing someone else on the side. Her description was...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...roflmao gotta love it!

[Sugarsprinkles]

PF...............

You couldn't have written that curse inside the bank pouch.....











































All of the words are spelled right!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by TinTennessee
...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...


And the curse was ...............??? :confused:



I guess being in a gutter could be bad. :rolleyes:

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
PF...............
You couldn't have written that curse inside the bank pouch.....


All of the words are spelled right!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

LMAO :D

I had mi secretary rite it out for me. ;)

[lakritze]

May the epicenter of the next major earthquake be located under your toilette one hour after you've eaten at Greasy Joe's Burger Emporium.

[naughtyangel]

ok, I was LOL at your crazy note, PF..... but that pales in comparison to Sugarsprinkles commentary! ROTFLMBO!

[Oldfart]

May you be all you most fear, in a mirror maze.

[Oldfart]

May the blue-bird of happiness crap on your keyboard.

[Rick Forbes]

According to the syndicated column "The Straight Dope," a 16th or 17th century exclamation in Catholic Spain was "I shit in the five wounds of Christ."

[the_new_shaft]

In Greece this is a common one, your mother lays with goats, try it & see the reaction you get. diffuses a situation beautifly!

[Irish]

LarryL---That doesn't strike me as that funny,perhaps because
today is 12yrs WITHOUT alcohol,for me.That might prejudice me,
somewhat!121/2 yrs ago,I would have thought that it was funny,
as could be! Irish

[Booger]

this is out of one of my favorite books "May the IRS find that you deduct your sheep as an entertainment expence"