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the_new_shaft
06-14-2004, 04:20 PM
Ok it may be obvious but i've just been watching the south park movie (i'm so cultured aint i?) & i was wondering whats the funniest curse you've ever heard/used?
for example: donkey-raping shit-eater or your momma's so fat she uses the equater for a belt
remember keep it funny!
englishrose
06-14-2004, 04:55 PM
Well.... in an entirely Football Orientated Arena....
Fucking-French-Bastards.... Is one of my faves!
(Please note- no harm intended... ish)
darogle
06-14-2004, 05:11 PM
I heard my daughter (then 6 or 7) call the neighbor kid a "booger eatin' goat roper"
I thought it had such a nice ring to it that I laughed my ass off for a few minutes before I could chastise her. :D
PantyFanatic
06-14-2004, 05:39 PM
I’m not sure if this is what you are looking for, but while I had my business for 13 years, each day somebody from the office would take the daily transactions to the bank in a standard bank pouch. It was an accrual business exclusively with checks and such, but important that the records be maintained. :)
PantyFanatic
06-14-2004, 05:41 PM
It had always bothered me that the pouch could be lost and create unnecessary headaches and embarrassment to go back to customers and say we had lost there overdue check. So I wrote some identification information inside the pouch.:rolleyes:
PantyFanatic
06-14-2004, 05:42 PM
As I was doing this, it seemed appropriate I should consider the possibility of it being stolen, not knowing there was no cash involved. The day I got a call from our regular teller, saying it had been left at the bank.……….. I thanked her for “FINDING” it. :o
LarryL
06-14-2004, 06:16 PM
I don't know how funny this is but one alcoholic to another:
May you die in a blackout, wake up in hell, and spend eternity wondering where you are and how you got there.
No, I guess that's not so funny. It's more sick than funny. Forget you ever read it. Forget...forrrrgeet...your eyes are getting heavy...
Bitten by posting fever,
Larry
TinTennessee
06-14-2004, 06:18 PM
Leave it to you PF! lol
TinTennessee
06-14-2004, 06:20 PM
Ummmm not that I have ever used this phrase...I'm much too sweet...(ok you can quit laughing now), but years ago a young girl that I worked with discovered that her boyfriend had been seeing someone else on the side. Her description was...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...roflmao gotta love it!
Sugarsprinkles
06-14-2004, 06:34 PM
PF...............
You couldn't have written that curse inside the bank pouch.....
All of the words are spelled right!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
PantyFanatic
06-14-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by TinTennessee
...."She's just a cum guzzlin gutter slut"...
And the curse was ...............??? :confused:
I guess being in a gutter could be bad. :rolleyes:
PantyFanatic
06-14-2004, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
PF...............
You couldn't have written that curse inside the bank pouch.....
All of the words are spelled right!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
LMAO :D
I had mi secretary rite it out for me. ;)
lakritze
06-14-2004, 07:17 PM
May the epicenter of the next major earthquake be located under your toilette one hour after you've eaten at Greasy Joe's Burger Emporium.
naughtyangel
06-14-2004, 11:58 PM
ok, I was LOL at your crazy note, PF..... but that pales in comparison to Sugarsprinkles commentary! ROTFLMBO!
Oldfart
06-15-2004, 06:45 AM
May you be all you most fear, in a mirror maze.
Oldfart
06-15-2004, 07:14 AM
May the blue-bird of happiness crap on your keyboard.
Rick Forbes
06-15-2004, 11:52 AM
According to the syndicated column "The Straight Dope," a 16th or 17th century exclamation in Catholic Spain was "I shit in the five wounds of Christ."
the_new_shaft
06-15-2004, 02:06 PM
In Greece this is a common one, your mother lays with goats, try it & see the reaction you get. diffuses a situation beautifly!
Irish
06-15-2004, 02:24 PM
LarryL---That doesn't strike me as that funny,perhaps because
today is 12yrs WITHOUT alcohol,for me.That might prejudice me,
somewhat!121/2 yrs ago,I would have thought that it was funny,
as could be! Irish
Booger
06-15-2004, 06:20 PM
this is out of one of my favorite books "May the IRS find that you deduct your sheep as an entertainment expence"
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