Right this moment, I need a....

[Coaster]

.... a bit of lunch too

[osuche]

To go to the bathroom, then head to breakfast

[IowaMan]

To put something on the sunburn I got over the weekend.

[dicksbro]

To shave and comb my hair.

[osuche]

Day off from work

[IowaMan]

Not sure if I need a breathing treatment, a shot of adrenaline or maybe some B-12. Anything to jump start me today, I'm just really dragging for some reason. :(

[1nutworld]

I need a.......................Bud light, and apparently a brake light for my vehicle.

[Oldfart]

I need a new front tooth. I just broke an incisor crown. Rains/pours.

[WildIrish]

yeouch!!!!!

Sorry to hear that, OF!

[Oldfart]

No pain, WI, just a void and sharp bits that are shitting me right off.

[WildIrish]

Pain or no...it's still a pain!

[IowaMan]

An airfare that is close to being within my budget.

[WildIrish]

giant sponge...to absorb all of the water in the excavated site of the next Habitat house we're building. :(

[IowaMan]

The world's largest aspirin. I've got a killer headache. :(

[osuche]

NIce hot cuppa tea

[Coaster]

...... a bigger bank acct would be sweet!

[IowaMan]

Orange juice, lots of aspirin and probably a good swift kick in the ass.

Maybe some tea would help too.

[osuche]

Some yummy food
A workout

[IowaMan]

Larger bank account so I can afford both trips I want to take this summer.

[osuche]

Something to soothe my scratchy throat

[IowaMan]

Something to soothe my scratchy throat

It sounds terrible osuche but try a tablespoon of honey chased by another tablespoon of black pepper. It will feel like you are eating dirt but it works.

And here you probably thought I was going to go a whole other direction with my reply huh? ;)

[Lilith]

I thought you'd offer to scratch it with your penisicle.

[IowaMan]

Oh yeah, that would've gone over well. :rofl:

[Lilith]

you never know til you try it :p

[IowaMan]

A really good massage would really hit the spot.

[WildIrish]

sunburnt woman bouncing up & down on my penis. :hot:

[Aqua]

A bed. Or a couch. The front seat of my car. Anywhere I can take a nap.

[osuche]

A bed. Or a couch. The front seat of my car. Anywhere I can take a nap.


Ditto for me!

[Aqua]

Ditto for me!
Mayhaps we could share... ;)

[Lilith]

a foot rub and to be made to cum over and over til I beg to stop

[IowaMan]

Different bandage to put over where I cut my finger for baseball practice tonight. I realized earlier that the only ones I have that will work are Batman Band Aids. :D

[Booger]

Different bandage to put over where I cut my finger for baseball practice tonight. I realized earlier that the only ones I have that will work are Batman Band Aids. :D

have Batting Pratice then you band aid will be fitting.

[cherrypie7788]

A bed that doesnt kill my back

[osuche]

Swift kick in the rear

[WildIrish]

Swift kick in the rear


pssssssssst.....you spelled "dick" wrong. :p

[Eastern]

a nice long massage with no strings attached

[WildIrish]

I've never had a massage with strings! Sounds kinky! :hot:

[Coaster]

haha.. WI....
All kidding aside... I'll do that massage for a nice deep shoulder/neck massage Eastern!

[Eastern]

hmmm sounds wonderfull. WI you kinky thing you

[Eastern]

Right now this moment i need a job!

[Coaster]

Are you a massage therapist?

[Eastern]

nope sorry more like an administrative person.. :loveshowe

[Coaster]

EXCELLENT!!

Right this moment, I need to be administered to! :bj:

[Eastern]

:loveshowe

[Coaster]

:licker:

[mikaylasmummy]

I need a man who will say yes

[IowaMan]

I'm game......... "Yes."

No, what's the question? :confused:


Uh oh, what did I just get myself into? :yikes:

I could really use something to eat. Grabbed a candy bar this morning when I left Peoria and haven't had anything to eat since.

[sodaklostsoul]

Car Fairy I'm thinking.

Not sure if my old girl is gonna come out of the shop or not. I was gonna take her in to have the belt checked from Sunday but she had been making some other weird sounds and for a lack of a better word, vibrations. Thought I could go into work for awhile this AM before my appointment with the shop this afternoon but with the new sounds getting louder I made a beeline for the repair shop. So the guy gives me a ride home in my car so they can get a feel of what might be wrong and just before we get to our cross street the wheel starts pulling hard and we pull over to the side. Guy calls back to his boss and he sends a tow truck for us. They dropped me off at my corner by the house and now I sit and wait for the news. The guy was saying it could be the hub or tierod or something else I can't remember but he was concerned with the way the steering wheel was moving. I knew my car was getting too old but was hoping to make it thru winter and use my next tax check to find another. Maybe I'll have some good luck and she can be fixed and back on the road for a bit.

[IowaMan]

........ a really great piece of advice.

[dicksbro]

Car Fairy I'm thinking.

Not sure if my old girl is gonna come out of the shop or not. I was gonna take her in to have the belt checked from Sunday but she had been making some other weird sounds and for a lack of a better word, vibrations. Thought I could go into work for awhile this AM before my appointment with the shop this afternoon but with the new sounds getting louder I made a beeline for the repair shop. So the guy gives me a ride home in my car so they can get a feel of what might be wrong and just before we get to our cross street the wheel starts pulling hard and we pull over to the side. Guy calls back to his boss and he sends a tow truck for us. They dropped me off at my corner by the house and now I sit and wait for the news. The guy was saying it could be the hub or tierod or something else I can't remember but he was concerned with the way the steering wheel was moving. I knew my car was getting too old but was hoping to make it thru winter and use my next tax check to find another. Maybe I'll have some good luck and she can be fixed and back on the road for a bit.

A good luck wish for ^^^^ to come true! We're thinking of ya' Soda!

[Coaster]

..a neck massage.

[grl2naughty]

BEER!!! I know that will quench my thirst. :)

[IowaMan]

Oooh, now you're talkin'! :cheers:

[rabbit]

...good night's rest. Just got back from a day trip to DC and I am beat.

[osuche]

..a neck massage.


I'll have what he ^^ is having.

I'll do you if you do me, Coaster!

[IowaMan]

You know, that does sound really good right now. How about a threesome? :3way:


Um..... for the massage I mean. :nod:

Unless............ :p

[Lilith]

mudslide :D

[IowaMan]

Was gonna say a couple of Tylenol for my headache but I like the way Lil thinks, I think I could use a couple of those too. :D

[maddy]

mmmm mudslide, I think I need a liquor store run!

[Aqua]

A Demon Bitch Goddess to rock my world. :D

[Lilith]

you rang?

[Aqua]

Yes, yes I did. :nod:

Maybe you'd like to wear the strapon since my wife doesn't seem interested in doing it... ;)

[Lilith]

ummmmm. I don't know what the dealio is but I am just not into the idea of wearing one either. I guess I have some sort of hang up but I am not craving wearing a strap on. I know... boo hisssssssssssssssss :p

[Aqua]

Well, could you at least provide a real cock and make sure it ends up in my ass?

:corn:

[Wicked Wanda]

(n) evening with two men, two who posses the real thing.

And I am all (mentally) ready...

:3way:

But I do like, and more to the point, appreciate strap ons.

But I haven't used one on a male... but the night is young.

[Lilith]

Well, could you at least provide a real cock and make sure it ends up in my ass?

:corn:

I could probably arrange that! :ewe: :D

[Aqua]

I bet you could... ;)

WW ~ Sounds like you are in for quite an evening! I'm jealous. :D

[maddy]

dumpster directly outside my door.

[IowaMan]

piece of cheesecake.

[themi01]

Fart walk Hey you asked

[Scarecrow]

a stiff drink

[osuche]

A new body, a new job....and maybe a week off :D

Don't want much, do I?

[IowaMan]

Little toy parakeet for my kitty to play with. :p

[IowaMan]

Replacement color ink cartridge for my printer.

[Oldfart]

A new body, a new job....and maybe a week off :D

Don't want much, do I?

I'm sure a number of Pixies would let you borrow theirs, which could be a fine job.

[Rhiannon]

a pillow i can beat up..

1.. people at job had bbq and i wasn't invited as i am new
2. then they acted stupid like they didn't know about party..

lets just say i let them know i wasn't stupid

[Salacious]

Right this moment I need a man that knows how to rub me the right way.

[osuche]

I need to be licked from head to toe

[IowaMan]

I need to be licked from head to toe
Was going to say I need something to make me stop coughing but now I believe I need a tongue that will reach from here to the west coast. :p

[Coastie]

To take her from behind right now.. grab a handful of hair with one and grab her by the hips with the other and just have my way with her.

P.S. I woke up on the horny side of the bed today, but had to get up and out before we could make anything of it.

[osuche]

something to help IowaMan stop coughing...a nice nap, and a full body massage

[Winston77]

sudafed

[Coaster]

A full body massage does sound exquisite osuche.............

[IowaMan]

A new batch of address labels.

[Lilith]

miracle

[Pita]

To get up and go see what Big Brother are doing.

[sugr]

A leg/foot massage..need it really bad too.

[WildIrish]

mulligan

[osuche]

Another neck and shoulder massage

[babybunny]

A massage and chocolate icecream. =)

[osuche]

Do-over on this day!

[Sharni]

A neverending supply of TimTams!

[IowaMan]

A big time boost of energy.

[osuche]

New body

[Coaster]

......... a new pair of glasses

[Salacious]

A royal fucking

[osuche]

A royal fucking


Mine doesn't even have to be royal. Pricely will do. :D

[IowaMan]

Someone willing to help me with my "scepter." :p

[grl2naughty]

lawn mower fixed.

[IowaMan]

ice cold beer or 10. :cheers:

[WildIrish]

Damn how a nice dark beer sounds tasty! :slurp:

[osuche]

Damn how a nice dark beer sounds tasty! :slurp:


Dark beer and a handsome man to go with it

[WildIrish]

Dark beer and a handsome man to go with it


How about cheap beer and someone that looks like Ichabod Crane? :wish:

[Coaster]

Senorita with a couple Margaritas!

[Coaster]

A couple senoritas with a couple Margaritas!

[IowaMan]

Not a fan of margaritas, could I have a gin & tonic?

You guys enjoy the pool, I'll go inside and make one for myself.

[osuche]

How about cheap beer and someone that looks like Ichabod Crane? :wish:


<--- Cheap date


Big lunch to magically appear at my desk :D

[IowaMan]

Oh never mind......... I thought you said big something else. :rofl:

[WildIrish]

Not a fan of margaritas, could I have a gin & tonic?

You guys enjoy the pool, I'll go inside and make one for myself.


Please be quiet...Mrs. WI is sleeping on the couch.



And in case you forgot, click here (http://www.pixies-place.com:81/forums/showthread.php?t=28385) .




Right this moment, I need her to run her hand across my tummy. :hot:

[IowaMan]

I think we'll be okay as long as she's not sleeping on the bottle of Tanqueray. :D


That is the gin for sin you know. :p

[osuche]

about a day in a hot tub.....maybe with a companion ;)

[Englishlush]

To sit in a hot bath of bubbles whilst getting a head massage.......*sigh*

[IowaMan]

A soak in a hot bath would be great but I think I'll just go with a big cup of hot chocolate. Was just outside throwing together a mini shelter for the stray kitty that seems to like it here so hopefully he can get out of the snow and ice when it hits. He won't let me pet him and he won't come inside so this is about as good as I can do for him right now.

[sodaklostsoul]

Awwww^^^^^^!!!!

That was nice of you. We had a stray (I think someone's cat got loose) last winter on the porch for a couple of days.

[IowaMan]

Another cup of hot chocolate.

[Aqua]

An email to show up. :D

[hydeaspire]

Multiple orgasms!!

[osuche]

cock with my name on it. ;)

[IowaMan]

The guts to actually take the Sharpie marker to Little IowaMan. :p

Not sure I can fit both first and last names, is that ok? :rofl:


Oh who am I kidding? I'd find a way to get your name and address on there if I thought it would help. :D

[osuche]

Oh who am I kidding? I'd find a way to get your name and address on there if I thought it would help. :D


Are you offering to mail me Little IowaMan? ;) :rofl:

[IowaMan]

Are you offering to mail me Little IowaMan? ;) :rofl:
OMG, I wonder how many stamps the postmaster here would put on him? :yikes: :roflmao:

[osuche]

OMG, I wonder how many stamps the postmaster here would put on him? :yikes: :roflmao:


ROFLMAO - just be careful - he might end up damaged...assuming there's enough surface area for all those stamps. ;)

[IowaMan]

Right now I need some hot chocolate. :)

As for the surface area for those stamps............... well, I know for a fact it was there a little bit ago but I just came inside from shoveling the sidewalk so I may be able to ship it out to you for a lot less postage. :yikes:


Women do know about shrinkage, right? :roflmao:

[willy53]

yeah them winter dicks do seem smaller don't they.
But they always warm up too. :nuts:

[IowaMan]

I need something that will infuse a bit of energy into me.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I need an erotic state of mind. I usually have it naturally, but thanks to the stress of this month, I've had to fight for it.

"Fighting" meaning flipping through old Penthouse Forum books and porn mags! :sad:

[DarkDesires]

cock with my name on it. ;)


I'll second that!

[IowaMan]

A bag of chips to go with my salsa.

[WildIrish]

yeah them winter dicks do seem smaller don't they.
But they always warm up too. :nuts:


And they make a hell of a mess when they thaw out too. :D

[IowaMan]

.... a snow plow would be sort of nice.

[Lilith]

MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!

Fear the Reaper is on.

[sodaklostsoul]

I need my old boss cause my new boss is the pits.

[osuche]

Boyfriend and a cabin in the woods. Yes...I know I am married...but a woman can dream. ;)

[IowaMan]

Another cup of tea and a little place in the woods. :p

[Coaster]

Boyfriend and a cabin in the woods. Yes...I know I am married...but a woman can dream. ;)


A married woman at our place in the woods!

Yeah that's a pipe dream too!

[IowaMan]

Not sure that I really need it but I would really like a shot of peppermint schnapps to put in my cup of hot chocolate. :slurp:

[ShadowDancer]

Not sure that I really need it but I would really like a shot of peppermint schnapps to put in my cup of hot chocolate. :slurp:


what he said! that sounds GOOD!

[Coaster]

A full massage!

[IowaMan]

A dozen eggs. Seems as though I forgot to buy any when I got groceries. :banghead:

[sodaklostsoul]

A dozen eggs. Seems as though I forgot to buy any when I got groceries. :banghead:
Its called sometimers. :)

[Neige]

A bigger pot for the plant on my desk.

[IowaMan]

A change of season or something. I think I've got the winter blahs. :(

[Lilith]

shower

[IowaMan]

a big glass of something to drink, not sure just exactly what I want though.

[dicksbro]

A drink from my glass of ice water. http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/13.gif

[osuche]

Shower...I got pretty smelly at the gym

[WildIrish]

whiff of these hot, sweaty Pixie women! :hot:








Did I say that out loud?

[IowaMan]

Would you like fries with that WI? :rofl:

[osuche]

Hug and someone to clone me

[PantyFanatic]

How about we just try 'reproduce' you. :brows:

[rabbit]

good night's rest.

[IowaMan]

Hug and someone to clone me
(((((((((osuche)))))))))))

Does that help at all? :wish:

[PantyFanatic]

and I'll do the other part :hump:

[Oldfart]

And in the name of religious tolerence, i give you . . . . . .

[Oldfart]

OOPs, meant this one for the joke thread.

Curiously, you may now find the same pic on the joke thread.

[1nutworld]

right this moment I need a snowblower to remove the 8 inches of snow on my driveway.

[1nutworld]

right this moment I need a snowblower to remove the 8 inches of snow on my driveway.

correction..... 10.5 inches of snow on the driveway.

[osuche]

New attitude...with some of Lilith's inner bitch ;)

[dicksbro]

A refill on my glass of iced tea.

[Rhiannon]

hmmm a massage for a sore back and a nap

[Atarax]

Moneymoneymoney. :sad:

[Neige]

Time machine to go back 24 years to tell those archaeologists I need clearer notes if I am to date my pottery sherds!!!

[osuche]

Vacation rental in Capitola...preferably one with a hot tub.

[Lilith]

test made on George Washington Carver and some poetry outlines

[maddy]

housekeeper, my place is a mess and I have no desire to change it.

[PantyFanatic]

Vacation rental in Capitola...preferably one with a hot tub.
:yikes: I'll help you dress when you get out.:undies: That hot tub is too big and too hot for me.










ooops :o I thought you said "Krakatao"












;)

[boilergirl1]

oooohhh a hot tub does seem quite appealing just now however a quick romp with my sweety will do just as nicely :molest:

[PantyFanatic]

BG1 is home. :loveshowe










where you been girl?!?! :mad:

[rabbit]

Cold beer here...

:cheers:

[IowaMan]

Tub of hot water to soak in, I just finished shoveling the sidewalk.

[osuche]

Beer and pizza

[IowaMan]

Another beer.......... wouldn't mind having some pizza too though. :slurp:

[Atarax]

1 (one) one-way ticket to some nude beach in Brazil.

[osuche]

Day to goof off. Wait, that's Monday!

[IowaMan]

I'm thinking I need pizza.

[sodaklostsoul]

nap..............................but I don't wanna sleep yet.

[osuche]

Diet plan and a better ratio of crap to orgasms.

[IowaMan]

A swift kick in the ass for being outside shoveling snow while I've got a sinus infection and bronchitis. :banghead:

I'd much prefer a good spanking but frankly I don't really deserve that pleasure. :(

[osuche]

Few days off

[Coaster]

........a deep backrub

[osuche]

Big wet sloppy kiss

[IowaMan]

:x:

Uh oh, I hope that was wet and sloppy enough. Maybe I'd better try again.

:x:

[Lilith]

Big wet sloppy kiss

a big wet sloppy fuck ;) :D

[Aqua]

To help out osuche and Lilith with their needs. ;)

I also need a certain DBG to clean out her stuffed box. :p

[Lilith]

I need a sexy man to come clean it out for me after he makes sure it's crammed really really full first.

[Coaster]

.....a sexy woman to stuff!

[IowaMan]

..... to break some of the bad habits I've developed as a life-long bachelor. I did six loads of laundry today. I've got to think that had I been married that my wife would've coaxed me into doing a couple of loads before that much had built up. :shrug:

[imaginewithme]

..... to break some of the bad habits I've developed as a life-long bachelor. I did six loads of laundry today. I've got to think that had I been married that my wife would've coaxed me into doing a couple of loads before that much had built up. :shrug:
LOL

Right at this moment, I need a Becks beer, ok, not really, I wouldn't be worth much at work, but it sounded good!

[wyndhy]

nap, but coffee will have to do

[Neige]

ride to the museum. I think my director will be providing it!

[grl2naughty]

A BIG glass of ice water.

[osuche]

Deep, passionate kiss

[IowaMan]

To find a willing lady to come over for dinner tomorrow night. I've got the steak all ready. :p

[smithy020]

stole my line Iowaman! Damn you!

I need someone to reach the itchy bit on my back, Just canny get the right bit, i've tried everything!

[osuche]

couple of hours with my sweetie

[Oldfart]

Sorry osuche, I have to make dinner.

[osuche]

:( :( :(


Can I have dinner too?

[dicksbro]

A drink of water.

[dicksbro]

How about a hug?

[Oldfart]

Always welcome at the table, osuche.

.....nother Guinness.

[Fangtasia]

.....a double to go to work for me *L*

[osuche]

A few days of good health and relaxation...which I have planned!

[IowaMan]

A few days of good health and relaxation...which I have planned!
That would work for me........... the health part anyway.

[IowaMan]

Huge prime rib dinner. :slurp:

Not going to get one but I sure think I need it. :D

[seminalfluid]

Handjob, footjob, or a blowjob, I ain't too picky

[ShadowDancer]

someone/thing to warm me up...I"M FREEZING!!!

[PantyFanatic]

:weg:

[Oldfart]

You're not flaming that poor pixie lady I hope?

[dicksbro]

I could use a cup of coffee about now. :)

[Pita]

A few more hours of sleep.

[1nutworld]

I could use a cup of coffee about now. :)

I could use a FRESHER cup of coffee, so I'm right ther with ya DB!

[rabbit]

attitude adjustment.

[Neige]

hairbrush. My hair's a mess. :p

[wyndhy]

nap, but that ain't gonna happen

[rabbit]

new sensation...

[dicksbro]

... a backrub would be nice. :)

[Coaster]

mmmmmmmmm... me too DB!

[Pita]

I also need a full body massage. ^^^^^^^^Any volunteers? :)

[IowaMan]

Ooooh, ooooooh, ooooh!!! Pick me! Pick me! :wave:

[wyndhy]

candidate i can get behind

[Oldfart]

and push?

[wyndhy]

lmao^^ i already feel that way.

[Neige]

slave to pack my suitcase for me.

[osuche]

Foot massage

[musicman]

full body massage

[imaginewithme]

full body massage

One of those...or just a hug will do :-)

[dicksbro]

^^^^ I need an application. :D

[GusAspar]

... I need to get offline and open the post!

[PantyFanatic]

I need to rebuild my Pixie account. :yikes:

[Fangtasia]

Right this moment....i could go an icy glass of coke

[dicksbro]

I could use a drink of some kind right now. Coffee, tea; juice or soda ... whatever. :)