Translation of Male language!!!!

[ChinesePussy]

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WHAT HE SAYS: WHAT HE REALLY MEANS:


1)Can I help with dinner?...........Why isn't it already on the table?

2)It's really a good movie......... It's got guns,fast cars, and
nake ladies

3)We share the housework........I make the messes, you clean them up

4)What did I do this time?.......What did you catch me doing?

5)Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.....I can't hear the
game over the vaccuum

6)I was just thinking bout u and got u these roses....The girl selling
them was hot

7)I was listening to u its just that i have things on my mind.....
that girl by the corner is hot

8)You look terrific.......Oh,God, please don't try on any more clothes
im hungry.
9)That's interesting, dear............. Are you still talking?

10)It would take too long to explain.....I have no idea how it works

11)It's a guy thing.......... There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical

12)Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing..... I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon

13)I'm getting more exercise lately..... The batteries in the remote are dead

14)You know i could never love anyone else...... I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.

hehehe...so now ladies know what men are saying...

any guy in here..brave enought to admit its true?

[Vigil]

I know exactly what you mean ---------------- I wish she'd post some hot pictures!

[fun_lovin_bitch]

absolutely correct, ChinesePussy, well said. That must've taken a long time to think up aswell.

[FussyPucker]

lol I had the above emailed to me a while ago they're pretty funny. Let's not get on to man bashing or I'll have to "fight" back ;)

Here is the lost Chapter in Genesis

So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history.......

[XX-Access]

Prejudice like that is why guys like me constantly feel the need to apoligize for perfectly sincere intends...

[asearching1]

Originally posted by XX-Access
Prejudice like that is why guys like me constantly feel the need to apoligize for perfectly sincere intends...

...... sleep with me. I'm different than the others and very sensitive.

Give it up, xx. There is no way to win this one. :)

Most forwarding this e-mail gag are doing so with tongue firmly in cheek. Those who actually apply it to all men will not be open enough to hear any logical response, muchless a defense.

[mayhem1978]

LOL i may be a bloke but that made me laff