OK, I live alone but seriously

[Steph]

Am I spending too much time talking to my dog?

Madame Lilith help :D

My Lab is looking at me and I'm telling him, "Dude, we've been out twice, we'll go out again and have fun."

Any other singletons out there talk to the pup?

[Aqua]

Steph.. I'm not single and I talk to all our beasts... often.

[Mackenzie]

You are definatley not alone!!! My lab and I talk all the time!!! He's a great listener!! (unless I'm telling him to stop doing something...then he's suddenly deaf)

[Lilith]

I talk to all my pets too and every once in awhile my kids:p

[nikki1979]

yup i dont think its a single thing at all, im married w kids and i still talk to my lab. and i swear he knows what i say . hes the best on a "down day" just seems to understand when i need snuggles

nikki

[PantyFanatic]

You shouldn’t be living alone with that dog Steph.:(


I’m so worried about the poor puppy needing to have an INTELLIGENT conversation with somebody.:rolleyes:

[Lilith]

Steph did I tell you I have homosexual love birds????

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by Lilith
Steph did I tell you I have homosexual love birds????


They don't like boobs?

[Lilith]

nope...birdy penises

[Steph]

Is it weird that I almost peed reading this thread?

[Lilith]

Maybe the pup better take you for a walk:p

[Steph]

I was talking to a cutie today about his golden retriever.

Says I excitedly, "Isn't it weird that people know the difference between Labs and goldens?"

:D

Animal freaks :D

[Steph]

Oh yeah






Shaddup PF!!!!!!

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Steph
I was talking to a cutie today about his golden retriever.

Says I excitedly, "Isn't it weird that people know the difference between Labs and goldens?"

:D

Animal freaks :D

I have one of each :p

[Irish]

Originally posted by Lilith
Steph did I tell you I have homosexual love birds????
Lilith---If you take them to Boston(Mass.)they can marry each other.Only if it's recognised in their home state!(Do birds have a home state?) Irish:confused:

[CunningLinguist]

How do you know that they are homosexual?

Have you seen them sodomizing each other?

Maybe one of them is bi?

Seriously, why can't to lovebirds who share a common passion for cooking, theater, fashion design and the amle form live together without people accusing them of being gay?

Or try this alternate rambling:

Maybe your two lovebirds are not really gay, but their relationship is not unlike that of bubba and his prison bitch.

[dreamgurl]

Yeah i talk to my pug all the time, i swear she think i'm crazy, but then she should know by now, lol.........what were we talking about again?

[huntersgirl]

Okay I am laughing yet again!!!! Sitting here by myself in front of the puter, kids are in the other room saying, "Mom, what are you lauging at?" OMG...I must just be utterly exhausted or you guys are really witty today;)


btw...I talk to my animals too....all of them:p

[Booger]

I tak to my cat all the time. She is great at keeeping secerts but being a cat I never quite sure if she is listening to me. She sometime just give me this lazy look like are you talking to me.

[imaginewithme]

I talk to my dog (my baby) all the time...he understands me perfectly too..I just know he does.

[Steph]

So I'm obviously not insane.

Girl lives with big dog.
Girl/woman takes dog for walk to get wine.
Girl gets in argument with crack head about who has less money.
Girl takes friend's pit bull for a long walk.
Girl drops off pup vowing never to see pup again.

Cool! I'm normal according to Pixies!

[musketeer]

I used to talk to my cat all the time until she passed away, thing is she used to answer back too.

[Booger]

no one siad you were normal steph just the rest of us are isane too

[cbass1976]

What kind of lab do you have?

[Steph]

LOL Booger Great, let's just rent a bus!

I live with a 120-lb. 11-year-old chocolate Lab, cbass.

[Booger]

can we paint the bus day glow and call it further and call are selves the Pixie-Pranksters

[Steph]

We will do that, Booger. But first, more on Lilith's gay birds! Pride Week is coming up!

[thedog]

Why dogs are better than people ...

10- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9- The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6- Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4- Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3- Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
1- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

[LixyChick]

I talk to my cat all the time. He even answers me...though I, in all these years, still haven't decyphered "cat"onese (yes, he might be asian...lol!). Most of his meows sound like questions. I'd pay a bundle to know what he's asking!

And to assure you even further Steph...I have a pic of a pack of chocolate lab puppies on my fridge, and I even talk to that! Hubby colored in some horns on all their heads and he calls them my "devil dogs" cause he doesn't want a dog what-so-ever, after the cat dies. But...he knew when we married I would someday have a chocolate lab bitch...and one day...a basket full of puppies running around this place and driving him insane as I laughed and giggled and laughed! *WEG*

^^^^does that look as nutty as I think it does?

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Steph
We will do that, Booger. But first, more on Lilith's gay birds! Pride Week is coming up!

I'm thinking about adopting some eggs to put in their nest.

[Loulabelle]

Fussy and I talk to our fish and our frog - but I'm not even sure they can hear us through the glass of their tank!

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by LixyChick
I talk to my cat all the time. He even answers me... Most of his meows sound like questions. I'd pay a bundle to know what he's asking!

And to assure you even further Steph...I have a pic of a pack of chocolate lab puppies on my fridge, and I even talk to that! Hubby colored in some horns on all their heads and he calls them my "devil dogs" cause he doesn't want a dog what-so-ever, after the cat dies. But...he knew when we married I would someday have a chocolate lab bitch...

^^^^does that look as nutty as I think it does?

That is just fine Lixy. :)

The question from your kitty is "WHEN do I get fed?".;)

The puppies are just what Mr. Lixy needs around the shop I'm sure.:rolleyes: Maybe he'd be more receptive if you got a dog and hung a small keg of beer around it's neck. Tekk him is a St. Beernard.

I know a chocolate lab that has a bitch, but I am sure you wouldn't want THAT one. :rolleyes:

[scotzoidman]

I live in a house full of people, & I talk to the dog because he seems to be genuinely interested in what I have to say, & never sasses me back...except for those sneezing fits he goes into...whereas the people in the house only respond when I'm speaking to one of the others....

As for Lil's homosexual birds, you all forgot to say...






"...Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

[Steph]

I dreamed of puppies last night! I'll travel down to PA to get a puppy, Lixy!

[Irish]

Steph---Suggestion: Don't make the mistake of having a younger
dog with an older one.I had an Australian Sheppard once.I came
home to find another Sheppard,tied to a tree.until I got home.My
wife saw a sign,that they were giving,the other Sheppard away,
& brought it home.I later,found out that the dog was a wanderer,
& that's why it was given away!The two dogs,became great
friends,but the younger one,always imitated the older one,tring
to impress it.I live on a State Highway(Rt 125)The younger dog,
got killed on it,following the older one! Irish
P.S.Just my $.02.

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Steph
I dreamed of puppies last night! I'll travel down to PA to get a puppy, Lixy!
Sorry! We have regulations about animals down here. You’ll be in quarantine for a week.:cool:

[Irish]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Sorry! We have regulations about animals down here. You’ll be in quarantine for a week.:cool:
PF---"MOST" people,have wet or sex dreams!She dreams about puppies.Draw your own conclusions!:confused: Irish