I was soooooo drunk...

[skyler_m]

As some of you may know, I'm in Miami right now for a conference. Last night about 20 of us from my practice group went out to a bar. Yes, the alcohol flowed quite nicely... a little too freely, I believe. We left the bar at 3:30 this morning. Yes, we had 9:00 meetings to attend today. I got down there about 10:00. I had to get up 4 different times (in front of peers and several partners in my company) to go to the bathroom and throw up. Yes, I'm sure a promotion will be pushed off for yet another year for me. :D

I haven't drank like this for.... well, ever. At one point (because different people were getting me drinks) I had 3 different drinks in my hand for a while. Yes, it was quite ugly



So... share your drunk/hangover stories!!!! Help ease my pain a little.

As for some of my co-workers...
1 guy woke up this morning laying on his bathroom floor with his head mostly inside an overturned trash can. He had apparently tried to take his pants off, but still had his shoes on. So, he had his pants stuck around his ankles as well.

Another guy woke up and found a room service tray in his room with a sandwich and french fries completely untouched. When he went into the bathroom, there was ANOTHER tray there also with a sandwich and fries completely untouched. He doesn't remember ordering either.

2 other people were supposed to fly out today and pushed their flights off until tomorrow because they were so hungover, they didn't think it was a good idea to fly.

PLEASE share your stories. :D

[Summer]

It was my daughter's 5th birthday and we had a huge party like always. The kid's part from 3-5pm then the adult/kid's part from 5 until the sun comes up. Well I was wearing a black baby doll shirt and red jeans and sucking back shots like no body's business. I did lemon shots with about half the bottle of vodka until I said screw it and began drinking the whole thing as is. The typically wouldn't be a bad think except I was also drinking beer/margarittas/mudslides. I remember dancing and flashing my friends. I also got spank happy and spanked every ass that crossed my path. I spank friend's husbands and then would spank their ass! LOL Only one person I didn't get (damn Lilith wouldn't get off that stool). I remember waking up in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. I stood up washed my face left the bathroom and didn't remember another damn thing. I called my good friend in the morning and asked what had happened. She replied, "I don't even want to talk about it. Let me talk to your husband." I didn't know what the hell was going on. Then later she said she was just fucking with me. But she did say I was shamelessly hanging on my husband's younger twin brothers alot. LOL

Please keep in mind this was my child's birthday party. :rolleyes: bad mom :spank:

[skyler_m]

damn. Can I be invited to your next birthday party? :D

[Lilith]

Ummmm is that the same party where I forgot to wear panties? and got fucked in your bathroom????and smoked my first joint in 17 years???? and drank mudslides like water? and came home and ate 3874678216896426 cinnamon biscuits? then thought I was gonna die the next day? :p

[Summer]

LOL why yes that could possibly be the same one!

I so forgot the bathroom bit!! Ugh! So when are you cuming, I mean coming, to the new house/bathroom. hehe

[Summer]

Originally posted by skyler_m
damn. Can I be invited to your next birthday party? :D
absolutely :slurp:

[Lilith]

I'm planning on christening your new house properly don't you worry ;)

[Summer]

LOL you thought my last bathrooms were small just wait til you see these! ;) Just don't break the claw foot tub and it will all be good!

[skyler_m]

just tell me when and where. :hot:

[Lilith]

Maybe Skyler will help me christen it:p

[Gilly]

For my soon-to-be divorced friends's bachlorette party, we went bar hopping. Just about 1:30, we walked to one, and while the others were still getting carded, they had me go in and grab the drinks. SOOO not sober. So not sober to the point where I was barely walking. So, I get up there, and I had on this tiny jean skirt, and this weird faux suede tan top which was cut very wide on the chest. It cut down below my chest in a V, and the sides were wide enough that you could see enough chest that it stopped only before the nipple. The edges were elastic, so it would fit snugly.

Well, I get up there, and tell the bartender I want 5 blow jobs (A really nasty, vial shot topped with whip cream which doesn't sit well on an already drunk and quesy belly). He starts making them, and I ask how much they'll cost. He says, $15 if you show me your tits. So, I jokingly pretended like I was going to and asked how much again. He said again, $15 if you really show me your tits.





















Yep, I did it.

[imaginewithme]

Mine was by having too many shots of southern comfort, using a straw since I am not very good at taking shots and missing a week of work and having to go to the doctor......

that was supose to be fun????

[Gilly]

Hmm... lessee... there was another night, involving the same friend, her soon to be ex, and a handful of other friends. It was her birthday, and she polished off a 5th of vodka doing body shots off me. ;) I flashed the video camera... for $5 that I later misplaced.

A bit later, we were so totally wasted, and started playing truth or dare. I traded clothes with her man, down to the panties. Last dare of the night- me and her made out for 30 seconds. On video. ;)

[naughtyangel]

I don't have any stories like that, because I'm a total slush, and can't drink enough to get that drunk LOL :D

[skyler_m]

Lilith - I would love to help with that.

Gilly - I would have given you the shots for free. :D

imagine - it's fun at the time....

[Summer]

Originally posted by naughtyangel
I don't have any stories like that, because I'm a total slush, and can't drink enough to get that drunk LOL :D

I use to never be able to get drunk. Then I figured it out! Don't eat atleast 4-5 hours before going out to drink. Works for me! :D

[skyler_m]

Gilly - how do i get that video?????

[imaginewithme]

I would much rather be in Miami sippin on drinks and making my own videos.....

:bj:

[skyler_m]

c'mon down, darlin. :hot:

[imaginewithme]

Yeah, where is my ticket at anyway???? Did you forget to send it to me?????

Are you up for another night of drinkin'?

[cowgirltease]

Originally posted by skyler_m

So... share your drunk/hangover stories!!!! Help ease my pain a little.
PLEASE share your stories. :D :D

hell no!!! you gonna play you got to pay! LOL
sounds like my kinda party!

[Steph]

The business trip party sounds like the craziest party ever. My parties now seem tame.

The craziest one lately was leaving a pub around Christmas to smoke a joint with friends. Some of them were setting off fireworks at a major intersection and when the bouncers wanted to kill them, other friends broke out a guitar and sang a cheesy theme song from a Canadian TV show (The Littlest Hobo) to drunkenly defuse the situation.

[LixyChick]

We thought we were going to live there forever, but we got a call back to Pa. from the Fla. Keys after only five months. We hadn't even did any tourist stuff because we had to find jobs and a place to live since we went down there on blind faith that we would make a place for ourselves. Soooo...off to Key West we went, in search of the tourist trap. We spent all day just roaming around and drinking and eating and having fun. We ended up at Mallory Square and saw a sign for a Champagne Sunset Cruise aboard The Western Union. Hey! What the hell!?

On board the champagne was flowing like water and apparently I was dehydrated. We hoisted the masts and sang songs and watched the sunset...and I was fine. It was a lovely trip. At the dock, I stepped up to get on land and suddenly I was blind. Blind drunk, that is! I have never before or since been so stinkin, blind, sloppy drunk. Good thing Mr. Lixy loves me or I would have been left in Key West and he would have come home without me. I'm told...cause I can't remember much after I stepped off the ship...that he had to drag me through the streets of Key West, all the while I was crying and fighting with him. I stubbed my big toe and later, threw up on it. It was windy and I kicked the door to our Camaro open so hard it nearly hit the front tire. The passenger door never worked right after that.

All in all...that's one thing I am NEVER doing again!

[Ranger1930]

Fine!.. Fine.. I'll tell yall about the infamous B-day party.. March 9th, 8am Early preperations have began. My brother, our friend and I load up into our friends truck and drive to the beer disributer. Purchasing, 4 kegs of Bud light. Loading them up in the bed we go to Denny's and get breakfast. Mainly wasting time until the liquer store opens at 9:30. Then a hope and a skip across the parking lot. (yes the beer distributer, Denny's, K-mart, chinese food buffet, staples, Giant and the liquer store is all in the same plaza. Its like fucking heaven...) Purchasing, 2 Half gallons of vodka, 2 half gallons of Bacardi Rum, 1 Half gallon of Captain morgan Spiced rum, 1 half gallon of Captain morgan spiced rum Silver. 1 Case(30pack) Of Bacardi O malts. and 1 case(30pack) of Bacardi Raz malts.

On to Sheetz to pick up nearly 30 bags of ice. Then back to the house to stock the coolers and fill the keg tubs with ice. chilling everything. Picking up the living room and removing all furniture to turn it into a dance floor, Calling my friend who is a DJ having him come set up the house. By this time it was lunch time. and we were still drinking from the case of beer the night before so the only thing being drank is a few of the small malts and none of the kegs or bottles cracked.

4:20 Pm Yes you know what we were doing =)

4:30pm After much coughing and gagging, we tap the first keg, pour the first beer to the pussy not doing a keg stand. and Commence the insanity..

10:30pm I'm already throwing up in the bathroom, after having consumed the half gallon of Cap't morgan Spiced rum.

The entire house is filled to the brim with people. the entire lot of grass across the lane is packed with cars. the dance floor was a fucking hit. And i've already had sex with 3 different women. and completely forgot the name of the current one i'm fucking in the ass... in the kitchen.. with people who i don't know watching...

I was so drunk i could barely keep an erection. but i was still plugging away.. and that girl(who's name i found to be Kelly) still calls at least twice a week wanting more of me.....

12am. I'm drunk. passed out naked on the dance floor. with kelly riding me. and all the people dancing do not seem to notice..

6am, finally got dragged to my bed upstairs. All the kegs are kicked. no liquer to be found.. and kelly wrapped protectively about me with a vicious look to anyone who would approach "her man"


Of course I don't remember any of this... I was far far far too drunk. but.. the 3 different video tapes of the entire party pretty much prove it all.. So i cannot deny a thing..

[osuche]

OMG... That's crazy. Too bad you can't remember most of it...

I have nothing to say -- only been drunk twice in my life, and other were tame by comparison. But the stories sound wonderful...I'm enjoying the read. :D

[huntersgirl]

Not too long ago, it was my first weekend w/out kids (my ex took the baby for the first time on an overnight.) Anyway my boyfriend and I went to dinner had some wine, then proceeded to a little tavern where the Guiness was cheap! Who knows how many I had, but I was so wasted that I persuaded some cute girls to let me touch their tits! I had a blast! I was giving some shy guy pointers on how to talk to women. I was, to say the least, the old obnoxious drunk lady! lol.....We finally departed, and I awoke the next morning feeling like absolute crap with vague memories of hot and steamy sex! Thankfully my bf filled me in to make the dream like memories more real!;) I couldn't stop thinking about how silly I had been the night before, you know those hangover induced remorse issues! It was a tough couple of days. Needless to say I will avoid that little tavern for quite awhile. At least until I come up with a passable disguise!;)

[skyler_m]

It's great to hear everyone's stories. Unfortunately, I don't have any good sex stories from the other night. At least I don't think so. I know that I woke up naked the next morning naked in my bed... my clothes were pretty much all over the room.

[cyberkitten]

what's up with the mad urge to be naked when you're drunk? whether you're with somebody or not? it can't be a reproduction thing...can it?

[skyler_m]

well, i normally sleep naked, so I may have just gone through my normal routine on pure instinct. :D

[Irish]

As most of you know,I'm a recovering Alcoholic,so after(approx)
35 yrs of drinking & partying,I have too many stories to tell.None
that I regret tho.FYI-My wife & I both agree,that you never do anything,that you're not inclined to do.You're inhabitions are just
lower.We have agreed on this after happenings in MANY states!
Irish
P.S.Perhaps the reason,that one doesn't show any effects,is that
after yrs. of heavy drinking,you build up such a tolerance,that your
consumption would knock ,most people,on their asses,just to feel
normal!

[Ranger1930]

I know what Irish saying.. After awhile your tolerance just goes up and up. and its takes so much more to get drunk. And well.. about being naked... I Didnt do it myself.. Sorry i got stripped.... by someone else.. =/ it was on camera as well.. And well.. i really couldnt walk up the stairs to get more clothes.. cause mine were ran away with...
However i did try on several different girls thongs.. but none of them seemed to fit properly...

[plbrad]

Being a college senior and somewhat of a partier i have plenty of these stories. Lets just say theres nothing like waking up naked the next morning with your best friend's girlfriend in your bestfriend's bed. I received a black eye about 2 hours later to go with my hangover. I still don't know whether it was worth it or not. :cheers:

[Gilly]

Ranger, next b-day you have like that, send up an invite, would ya? :p