What Do You Get???

[PantyFanatic]

One of SlowRide’s post get me to thinking about the old “what do you get” jokes. :D Thought it just may deserve it’s own thread. ;) Let’s see? :)


PS-
This is a JOKE thread. NOT another SmutGame Sharni! :(
lol



What do you get when you cross a chicken with a telephone pole?


A 30 ft. cock that want’s to reach out and touch someone. ;)

[Lilith]

I don't know, what do you get? (http://www.whatalulu.com/mixem.html)

[Lilith]

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who's up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

[Lilith]

Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
A: A dictater.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle and a deer?
A: A dildo.

[Lilith]

What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.

[PantyFanatic]

What do you get if you mix Viagra and Propecia?


Don King :D

[Lilith]

LOL Don King...I like that one :p

[PantyFanatic]

(you know better than to give me an opening Lil ;) )

[Oldfart]

PF?

What do you get if you cross Lilith's opening?

What kind of riddle is that?

[WildIrish]

Milk & Quackers! ROFLMAO!!! That was great!

[Steph]

WI, you slay me with your appetite for terrible jokes.

[lakritze]

What do you get when you give an alzheimer patient viagra? ............................................ A man who can get it up,but can't remember why.