Booger Lama Spreading his wisdom (or BS)

[Booger]

Last night in chat I was dubbed Booger Lama because of my great wisdom(or Bull Shit). I figured why just share my wisdom (or bull shit) with the people in chat so I have come here to spread it (if it dosen't help with your problems at least it will make the grass grow). So ask away any question that on you mind if I don't know the answer I will look into my great Oracle of BS and come up with one for you

[gekkogecko]

I could, of course, repeat the parable of enlightenment.

[one-trick pony]

Oh Great Lama, I bow to your wisdom!!!

Your Oracle looks suspiciously like a Lava Lamp though.



*still taking notes on everything you say*

[cowgirltease]

*sticks her jeans inside her boots cause it's fixin to get deep in here*:p

[Mercury_Maniac]

better put the big rubber waiters on, and grab a shovel

[Steph]

ROFLMAO Who came up with that awesome nickname?

[Booger]

Originally posted by one-trick pony
Oh Great Lama, I bow to your wisdom!!!

Your Oracle looks suspiciously like a Lava Lamp though.



*still taking notes on everything you say*

oh grass hopper shhhh it may look like a lave lamp that is because it is the oracle is deep in the cave

[Booger]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
*sticks her jeans inside her boots cause it's fixin to get deep in here*:p


yes cowgirltease be carefull where you step you never know where I'll leave a steaming pile of wisdom

[one-trick pony]

It is deep somewhere. I'll grant you that.

[Booger]

Originally posted by Mercury_Maniac
better put the big rubber waiters on, and grab a shovel

no need for waiters or a shovel I spread my wisdom evenly not all in on place

[Booger]

Originally posted by Steph
ROFLMAO Who came up with that awesome nickname?

oh yes steph finely a question and evn one I know the answer to it was one-trickpony who dubbed me Booger Lama

[Booger]

Originally posted by one-trick pony
It is deep somewhere. I'll grant you that.

yes the Orcale of BS is very deep and dosen't smell that nice eaither that's why I keep at the back of the cave

[imaginewithme]

I have a question oh great one....What is my purpose in life?

[Booger]

Originally posted by imaginewithme
I have a question oh great one....What is my purpose in life?


imaginewithme I can not tell you your true purpose in life that is a path you must find on your own but I can tell you finding Pixies has been a step in the right direction

[Scarecrow]

Oh Great Lama Dama Ding Dong ..... Why is there Air??

[TinTennessee]

Oh Great and Wise Booger Lama...roflmao...ummmm can I touch your "wheel of wisdom"?

P.S. your saffron robe is almost finished, just putting on the final touches...lol

[Teddy Bear]

i bow before you Booger Lama, wisest among the wise, seer of all things great and small..............





where'd i leave my car keys?

[cyberkitten]

oh great booger lama, why oh why can't i relax during oral sex and just enjoy it? what can i do to learn to relax and enjoy?

[Booger]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
Oh Great Lama Dama Ding Dong ..... Why is there Air??



Scarecrow first off if Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong and we have air so we can air out are private parts when they get sweaty

[Booger]

Originally posted by TinTennessee
Oh Great and Wise Booger Lama...roflmao...ummmm can I touch your "wheel of wisdom"?

P.S. your saffron robe is almost finished, just putting on the final touches...lol



TinTennessee first off thank you for all you work on my robe it get cold sitting on top of this moutain in the nude and yes you can touch me Wheel of Wisdom anytime

[Booger]

Originally posted by Teddy Bear
i bow before you Booger Lama, wisest among the wise, seer of all things great and small..............





where'd i leave my car keys?



Teddy Bear I can't tell you where you left you keys but I can tell you where you will find then it will be in the last place you look

[Booger]

Originally posted by cyberkitten
oh great booger lama, why oh why can't i relax during oral sex and just enjoy it? what can i do to learn to relax and enjoy?




cyberkitten come here and I'll teach you so of the Boogest munks relaxation techniques and give you something you can practice on all day

[cowgirltease]

Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong

Why can't I keep a man around?:D

[TinTennessee]

Originally posted by Booger
TinTennessee first off thank you for all you work on my robe it get cold sitting on top of this moutain in the nude and yes you can touch me Wheel of Wisdom anytime

Oh thank you, thank you Great and Powerful Booger Lama...but don't fret..with me touching your wheel you won't be cold for long! :D

[Booger]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong

Why can't I keep a man around?:D




my dearest cowgirltease I do believe if you follow the path you are on you will find the right man or you just need stronger rope

[jennaflower]

<kneeling before thee great one>

Oh Booger Lama, please despense your wisdom upon my lost soul... tell me...

Due to my extended period of celibacy, can you please enlighten me as to the best way to keep my tongue in proper shape so that the next blow job I give will be as good as the last?

[Booger]

Originally posted by jennaflower
<kneeling before thee great one>

Oh Booger Lama, please despense your wisdom upon my lost soul... tell me...

Due to my extended period of celibacy, can you please enlighten me as to the best way to keep my tongue in proper shape so that the next blow job I give will be as good as the last?


My daerest jennaflower I do believe your extended period of celibacy may help in this the hunger you possess from your long wait will help you. I all so see an end to your extended period of celibacy in the not so ditant feture with a yummy treat you have been admiring a lot lately

[Lilith]

Booger Lama...oh bearer of all that is yummy and cummy....


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does that mean they are in my bed?

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Booger
Scarecrow first off if Booger shama Lama Dama Ding Dong and we have air so we can air out are private parts when they get sweaty
Heah, Great Ding-Dong...:rolleyes:

We sure could use some more of that fresh air around here. :p

[Booger]

Originally posted by Lilith
Booger Lama...oh bearer of all that is yummy and cummy....


If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does that mean they are in my bed?



oh wise Madam Lilith the one who makes things cummy I'm sure if one were in bed with you they would never hear the tree fall

[Booger]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Heah, Great Ding-Dong...:rolleyes:

We sure could use some more of that fresh air around here. :p



oh wise ass PantyFanatic I am spreading fresh air I'm sure your Guru Red Green could explian all about fresh country air

[imaginewithme]

Originally posted by Booger
imaginewithme I can not tell you your true purpose in life that is a path you must find on your own but I can tell you finding Pixies has been a step in the right direction

Thank you oh great one.....I knew you could help me out......

[Booger]

Originally posted by imaginewithme
Thank you oh great one.....I knew you could help me out......


you are more the welcome imaginewithme now please leave a donation of one kiss

[imaginewithme]

ok....come here,,,no, closer.....mmm yeah, just like that.....wow, you smell great booger,,,,let me undo your shirt.....as i put my hand at the back of your neck and pull your mouth to mine, i slowly suck on your lips......leaving you with a soft wet kiss and whisper....."thank you oh great one"

[LixyChick]

LMFAO! Oh wise and all knowing Lama of all Lama's...

Does a bong cancel out the powers of the lava lamp...er...Oracle of BS? Or does it enhance it? Seems to me there's been a lot of enhancing going on in this thread!

[Steph]

Awesome question, Lixy!

And on a similar subject, am I still going to find cheap weed now that my current connection is no longer working with me?

[Booger]

Originally posted by LixyChick
LMFAO! Oh wise and all knowing Lama of all Lama's...

Does a bong cancel out the powers of the lava lamp...er...Oracle of BS? Or does it enhance it? Seems to me there's been a lot of enhancing going on in this thread!



oh chick of the lix's I no not of this Bong you speak of the Only Bong I know is the sound the gong out side of me cave makes but I have been knowen to partake of the Water Pipe of wisdom to help clear up the Oracle of BS at times

[Booger]

Originally posted by Steph
Awesome question, Lixy!

And on a similar subject, am I still going to find cheap weed now that my current connection is no longer working with me?



steph as I see it yes with all the wisdom I've been spreading aroud there will be a bumper crop this year

[jennaflower]

oh wise Lama... answer me this...

The quickest most satisfying path to an orgasm is................ I need to know...

[Booger]

Originally posted by jennaflower
oh wise Lama... answer me this...

The quickest most satisfying path to an orgasm is................ I need to know...



my dearest flower of the jenna seak out the flower in the valley and spread the petals and delve into the sanctuary of woman hood soon you will find the release you seek or come to the my cave and I will be glad to show you the road to enlightenment

[BIBI]

Oh great seer of all things seen
Oh oracle of the orifice....Booger of the bong and the rama rama ding dong!

What pray tell lies ahead for me as I venture forth to the casino on Thursday??????

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Booger
.....the Only Bong I know is the sound the gong out side of me cave .....
Oh Great Ding Dong.

Are you sure that isn't the gong you hear from INSIDE the cave just before the Hook-Of-Direction guides you home? :rolleyes:

[Booger]

Originally posted by BIBI
Oh great seer of all things seen
Oh oracle of the orifice....Booger of the bong and the rama rama ding dong!

What pray tell lies ahead for me as I venture forth to the casino on Thursday??????


BIBI I for see a fun time but watch for the lady of the hearts she may for tell bad tiding

[Booger]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Oh Great Ding Dong.

Are you sure that isn't the gong you hear from INSIDE the cave just before the Hook-Of-Direction guides you home? :rolleyes:




ducking the Hook-Of-Direction and grabbing it deftly from oh wise ass raider of the panties
you must be having 70's flash backs again that Gong is used by the lost sheep for summonsing The Grate Booger Lama when he is in the cave meditating
hands wise ass raider of the panties back his hook now poor shepherd get the flock out of here

[dreamgurl]

oh great and wise booger, when will i get asked out again, and please don't say as soon as you move here. lol

[Booger]

Originally posted by dreamgurl
oh great and wise booger, when will i get asked out again, and please don't say as soon as you move here. lol




oh gurl of my dreams I for see many dates for you in the future as you walk your path of life the great secret is to just say yes when asked out

[one-trick pony]

You must be losing your touch, Oh Wise One.
No customers in 2 days

[Booger]

Originally posted by one-trick pony
You must be losing your touch, Oh Wise One.
No customers in 2 days



one-trick pony I don't think it's that with all the wisdom I've been spreading I think they are all off mowing their lawns

[one-trick pony]

Good answer. I guess that's why you're the Lama

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by one-trick pony
You must be losing your touch, Oh Wise One.
No customers in 2 days
You can't say that about our Great Ding Dong! :mad:

I happen to believe he's been touched for a looooooong time. :D

[cyberkitten]

oh booger lama, will pantyfanatic not love me since i don't wear panties?

[Booger]

Originally posted by cyberkitten
oh booger lama, will pantyfanatic not love me since i don't wear panties?



cyberkitten I fear he will not for pantyfanatic is a man who likes the gift wrapping more then the precious gift that it hold as for the Lama he enjoys the precious gift so come vist my cave anytime

[Booger]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
You can't say that about our Great Ding Dong! :mad:

I happen to believe he's been touched for a looooooong time. :D




oh wise ass raider of the panties you are one who would know all about being touched being that you have been touched for a long time

[Scarecrow]

Oh great Ding Dong I'd like to touch cyberkitten, can it be arranged?

[Booger]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
Oh great Ding Dong I'd like to touch cyberkitten, can it be arranged?




oh scarer of the crows that is a question I can not answer for only she knows but heed my warning you will have to go threw Indiana to get to her

[cowgirltease]

Oh great Booger Lama......
Do you think it's time for me to post pics of me and my new hot lover?:D

[Booger]

Originally posted by cowgirltease
Oh great Booger Lama......
Do you think it's time for me to post pics of me and my new hot lover?:D



cowgirltease the Oracle of BS want to know what you are waiting for but be carefull of lurkers in the shadows

[cowgirltease]

Thank you.
I'll take your advice. I'm just anxious.:)

[cyberkitten]

Originally posted by Booger
you will have to go threw Indiana to get to her

actually, i'll be in michigan in the great one's cave :P

[Summer]

Oh Lama Lama Lu whatever shall I do?
I can't decide should it be one or two?

[Booger]

Originally posted by Summer
Oh Lama Lama Lu whatever shall I do?
I can't decide should it be one or two?




summer this is the Booger Lama's cave I think you are looking for Dr. Seuss cave it to down to the left he took it over from the Grinch

[Summer]

:spank: Bad Lama :spank: Bad Lama :spank:

:p

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh Great Booger Lama........Will I ever get off my butt and away from Pixies and find a job?? :p

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Booger
oh chick of the lix's I no not of this Bong you speak of the Only Bong I know is the sound the gong out side of me cave makes but I have been knowen to partake of the Water Pipe of wisdom to help clear up the Oracle of BS at times
You should run for President of the world oh Booger Lama hun! If the candidates can't dazzle us with brilliance...they baffle us with bullshit too. But you do it so much better!

*bows in your presence* And...while I'm down here.................................................................

*giggle*

[Booger]

Originally posted by sodaklostsoul
Oh Great Booger Lama........Will I ever get off my butt and away from Pixies and find a job?? :p

sodaklostsoul after you have absorb all the knowledge Pixies has to offer you will be much more quifed for any job

[Booger]

Originally posted by LixyChick
You should run for President of the world oh Booger Lama hun! If the candidates can't dazzle us with brilliance...they baffle us with bullshit too. But you do it so much better!

*bows in your presence* And...while I'm down here.................................................................

*giggle*

chick of the lix's are you all ready applying for the intern job

[sodaklostsoul]

Originally posted by Booger
sodaklostsoul after you have absorb all the knowledge Pixies has to offer you will be much more quifed for any job Thank You oh Great Booger Lama.......I cheated and applied online. :D

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Booger
chick of the lix's are you all ready applying for the intern job
Well, since you asked...while I was bowing, I WAS looking for a cigar you might have dropped! :D

Oh great lama lama ding dong...do you have a fat one for me?



































(cigar, silly....cigar!) :rolleyes:

[Steph]

Was anyone else thinking joint then penis? :D

[jay-t]

I come seeking your great wisdom and bow before you to ask a simple question. 1 If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey is an ass then why oh wise one is a ram in the ass a goose?

[one-trick pony]

Good one jay-t.
Now we're getting toward the true meaning of life.
I am eagerly awaiting the Great One's answer. His Lava Lamp will be working overtime on that one.

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh Great Booger Lama.. what color is your Lava Lamp?

[quisath]

LMAO .................. Too Funny Oh Lama ..............

[Booger]

Originally posted by LixyChick
Well, since you asked...while I was bowing, I WAS looking for a cigar you might have dropped! :D

Oh great lama lama ding dong...do you have a fat one for me?



































(cigar, silly....cigar!) :rolleyes:


sure I do chix of the lix's






















oh I also have a cigar for you

[Booger]

Originally posted by Steph
Was anyone else thinking joint then penis? :D



steph you may have been the only one thinking joint first

[Booger]

Originally posted by jay-t
I come seeking your great wisdom and bow before you to ask a simple question. 1 If a sheep is a ram, and a donkey is an ass then why oh wise one is a ram in the ass a goose?


sorry for the delay in the answer jay-t but the chick of the lix's had me distracted
this looks like the old anal sex question sure it if fine to do just as long as you partner is ok with just use lots of lube and take it slow at first

[Booger]

Originally posted by sodaklostsoul
Oh Great Booger Lama.. what color is your Lava Lamp?


the lava lamp changes color depending on the answer that part of it's mystical powers

[Ando3]

I thought joint first as well...


OH GREAT BOOGER LAMA...

Could you tell me why Rhode Island is so named?? It is neither a road nor an island.

(I like your intern selection process btw)

[one-trick pony]

Oh Great One.......
This philosophical question has bothered me for years. You are the only one that can answer it............

If the "&" sign is called an ampersand, why doesn't the "@" sign have a fancy name? Everyone calls it the "at" sign but it should have a name.

Waiting patiently for your wise response.

[LixyChick]

LMAO@one-trick pony!

Who knew the "&" sign was an ampersand?

All those (cept...of course Booger Lama....he's a smarty ass pants...er...smarty!)...raise your hand!

*looks at my hand and lowers it lower*

Oooooooh! And Booger hun? If we (you) don't have a fancy schmancy name for the "@" sign...can I name it and put it in the Lixtionary?????

*jumping up and down with excitement*

[PantyFanatic]

Oh great DING-DONG, can you answer this question for me?

No matter how many times I flush, this thread keeps surfacing. What am I doing wrong?:confused:

[LixyChick]

Well hell PF! Even I (and I ain't no lama lama anything!) can answer that one. Pardon me Booger...while I take care of your light work!

Plunge it PF! Geezzzzzzzzz!

[Booger]

Originally posted by Ando3
I thought joint first as well...


OH GREAT BOOGER LAMA...

Could you tell me why Rhode Island is so named?? It is neither a road nor an island.

(I like your intern selection process btw)


Ando3 fisrt off it Rhode not road as for the island part the state was first settled on an island and as time went by they took more land

[Booger]

Originally posted by one-trick pony
Oh Great One.......
This philosophical question has bothered me for years. You are the only one that can answer it............

If the "&" sign is called an ampersand, why doesn't the "@" sign have a fancy name? Everyone calls it the "at" sign but it should have a name.

Waiting patiently for your wise response.


one-trick pony the @ is just that the at symbol it a don't assume that just because at is a small word it not worth as much as some bigger fancy work at in and of it self is quite a cool word after all it is where it's at

[Booger]

Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Oh great DING-DONG, can you answer this question for me?

No matter how many times I flush, this thread keeps surfacing. What am I doing wrong?:confused:


oh smart ass raider of the panties you know what they say about BS it floats

[sodaklostsoul]

Oh Great Booger lama....Do you think the plane will be on time?