Do You Remember Rowan and Martin's "Laugh-In"?

[LixyChick]

I heard a joke today and it sounded like something from Laugh-In...so I thought I'd tell it here in the tradition of the show!

Please add a "Laugh-In" style joke directed to another Pixie! Let's see if they pop in...(or open the door, so to speak) on the Pixies joke wall...and ask for the answer! Might be fun, huh? On the other hand...this could take forever! Oh well! If you've seen the show you'll know that if the person that the joke (one liner) is directed to doesn't answer (after a reasonable time), anyone else on the joke wall can ask for the answer or add one themselves!

If you are too young to know about, or have never heard of Laugh-In...click on the link (below) to get a history of the show!

Laugh-In (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/9348/laugh_in.htm)

I would have put this in "Smut Games", but it isn't smut and I don't get over to that forum very often...so I stuck it here! Now...on with the show!

*opens door on joke wall...and giggling in true Goldie Hawn style*

Hey PantyFanatic? What's the difference between panties and a stage curtain?

*giggles somemore and closes door to wait for PF to ask for answer*

[LixyChick]

BTW...would someone please Sock It To Me???

[thedog]

A-a-a-c-c-c-k-k-k-k-k!

Goldie Hawn is now a Grandmother.

Now ... awaiting PF's answer.

[BIBI]

I am sure it will be..........


*clears throat and adjusts ciggy in its holder, smirks,pushes palm leaves aside and says in a terrible German accent*

VERY INTERRRRRRESTING :)

[musketeer]

So we're sat here in beautiful downtown Burbank waiting for the answer.

[Teddy Bear]

I think PF is out on the town with Grumble. :D

[Scarecrow]

Mom always did like you best

[Cheyanne]

**Stands in front of a rather large microphone with one hand cupped around my ear**.........

Coming up next week folks! When the flying fickle finger fate award.... (or the wonderful winged weenie as our producers call it).......

<<<<SPLASH!!>>>>

[Cheyanne]

"If your buddy is a-sleepin' better give 'em a nudge Every-body look alive cause Here come the judge!" :D

[BIBI]

Originally posted by Scarecrow
Mom always did like you best


You can bet your bippy!!! :)

[LixyChick]

LMFAO@^^^^^!!!

WTF is PF? I see him logged in. I bet he's sleeping at the puter again! I'll just give him a call...

*crosses one leg over the other...wrinkles up nose and puts on headset..."one ringy dingy, two ringy dingy's...Is this the party to whom I am speaking"? snort, snort*

OK...well...I'll give him a few more moments and then I'll get back here! In the meantime...in order to make anything of this thread...ANYONE can jump in and open their door and call on another Pixie at anytime! I see some of you remember that show very well! TY for participating!

[Teddy Bear]

(I think 'the boys' will be leaving for the airport soon. Grumble starts the next part of his trip - & his life - in a few hours. PF probably thought he could sneak in a little perving before they left.)


*In my best Ruth Buzzie, hairnet knotted on forehead, saggy nylons, 'sturdy' shoes, baggy sweater*......

*I whack PF with my purse*......


Heeeeyyyyy PFFFFFFF!!!!

[LixyChick]

Oh the mental pic^^^^^! LMAO!

Well...they said when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport, but they never mentioned PF would be going there too! He IS off to take Grumble to his next and final destination of the heart! I wish you love and luck Ian!!!...*hugs*



BBL...and so will PF (so he said)!

[BIBI]

......so while we wait, let's have a poem!:)

(thick southern accent) ;)

THE FROG....

BY

HENRY GIBS0N


THE FROG HE IS MY FRIEND
CAUSE WHEN HE CROAKS
HE DOESN'T DIE
IT IS HIS WAY OF SAYING HI!

THE END

:D

[PantyFanatic]

Well of course I’m too young to remember that show:rolleyes:………….. but I read a lot. ;)

*scoots over closer to Lixy on the bench ;) *

The difference between panties and a stage curtain is panties is what I want to see falling off our Pexietts and a stage curtain is what I wanted to see fall on Mistress_Perverta, …….. and DID! :D ………….. Now how bout you help me with the other half. :lust:

*stables self with both hands on the cane and waits for Teddy to hand Lixy the purse*

[BIBI]

LOL @ PF

I think that there is no difference...

They both can cover an asshole! :)

[lakritze]

HEH HEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH....Want a Wallneto ???

[PantyFanatic]

*peeks out from behind potted palnt*

Very interesting. I vill be vatching you BIBI;)

[Steph]

LOL

Good one, BIBI!

[Teddy Bear]

This is MY purse! Lixy will have to get her own.
(sorry Lixy - $9.95 at Wal-Mart)



*whacks PF with my purse*
Get out from behind that plant so I can reach ya better sonny.

[gekkogecko]

(cue fake German accent)
Veeeeeeery Iiinteresting...
but shtupid!
(end fake German accent)

[LixyChick]

ROFLMFAO@all ya'll! Just love the poem BIBI...er...Henry!

*pops door open...giggles and giggles and giggles*

Nooooo PF! The difference between panties and a stage curtain is...um...*giggle*...when the stage curtain comes down, the show is over....but...*giggle*...when panties come down IT'S SHOWTIME!

*closes door while chanting...sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me*

[Slow Ride]

Originally posted by LixyChick
ROFLMFAO@all ya'll! Just love the poem BIBI...er...Henry!

*pops door open...giggles and giggles and giggles*

Nooooo PF! The difference between panties and a stage curtain is...um...*giggle*...when the stage curtain comes down, the show is over....but...*giggle*...when panties come down IT'S SHOWTIME!

*closes door while chanting...sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me*



*pulls Lixy's panties down*

I'm not old enough to remember the show......;) but my Granny talks about it all the time

[lakritze]

Tonight the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to..............

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Slow Ride
*pulls Lixy's panties down*

I'm not old enough to remember the show......;) but my Granny talks about it all the time
*Quickly runs out to "Purses R Us" and buys the biggest bag I can find to whop SR over the head with...again and again and again*

lakritze...^^^^^^he get's that award! LOL!

No one wants to sock it to another Pixie? Hmmmmm...Who'll be next?

[PantyFanatic]

Define "sock it to another Pixie".:cool:

VAAARY interesting question. ;)

[Slow Ride]

Originally posted by LixyChick
*Quickly runs out to "Purses R Us" and buys the biggest bag I can find to whop SR over the head with...again and again and again*

lakritze...^^^^^^he get's that award! LOL!

No one wants to sock it to another Pixie? Hmmmmm...Who'll be next?


*grins* I'll sock it to you baby :slurp:

[Slow Ride]

*pouts*..............looks like I killed another thread

[Cheyanne]

****Opens the door....peeks head out****

<giggle> "I don't get it....."

***shuts door***

[Slow Ride]

*slings open the shutters* (I know this is an old one ,but) what to you get if you cross a Donkey and a slice of Onion?

[Oldfart]

I don't know, but I hope it's goodnight Dick.

[Slow Ride]

good night Dick !!!!!!!!


and the answer......."a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes"

ha ha ha ha

[LixyChick]

*opens door...giggles*

Sorry SR...wasn't sure who you were talking to!

Hey SR? What do men do after sex?

*giggles...closes door again*

[Slow Ride]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beg for more????????????

[LixyChick]

*opens door again*

No silly! *giggles* Um...2% eat...3% smoke...4% take a shower...5% go to sleep (though, I am sure that percentage is much higher!) and 86% get up and go home to their wives!

*giggles...and closes door*

[Slow Ride]

LOL @ Lixy

[Slow Ride]

*opens a window*

Hey Lixy.................do you know the square root of 69?


*peeps in Lixy's window......... before closing my window*

[LixyChick]

*opens door again...still giggling*

Um...no Slow Ride. What is the square root of 69?

*closes door...biting bottom lip and giggling*

[Slow Ride]

*Opens door*

the square root of 69 = 8 (ate) something


*grins*

*closes door*

[Slow Ride]

LOL...................it wasn't that bad!!!!!!!!


or maybe nobody got it....................*ducks*

[Booger]

no it was just that old

[Booger]

in fact that joke's older then PF

[Slow Ride]

I didn't think anything was as old as PF