Irish
05-04-2004, 10:19 PM
THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2003
> 1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> 4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
> 7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> 8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> 10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> 11. War Dims Hope for Peace
> 12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> 13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> 14. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> 15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> 16. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
> 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 20. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
> 21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> 22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> And the winner is....
> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
> 1. Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
> 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
> 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> 4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> 5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> 6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
> 7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> 8. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> 9. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
> 10. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> 11. War Dims Hope for Peace
> 12. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
> 13. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
> 14. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> 15. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
> 16. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
> 17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
> 18. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
> 19. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> 20. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
> 21. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> 22. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
> And the winner is....
> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead