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Irish
04-08-2004, 09:03 AM
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>Mark Your Calendar
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>We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked
>other than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does.
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>So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women
>are asked to
>walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
>neighborhood
>terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>anti-terrorist effort.
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>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>their house
>to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they
>think its okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
>American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a
>cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
>anti-Taliban sentiment.
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>The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
>terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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>God bless America!
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

thereIam
04-08-2004, 09:33 AM
Now that's a Patriotic Act worthy of Congressional approval!

musketeer
04-08-2004, 03:48 PM
I'm not American - but I'd support that proposal!

Scarecrow
04-08-2004, 06:03 PM
Musketeer, we must root out terrorists from around the world, so feel free to ask your neighbors to participat. :cool:

rockintime
04-08-2004, 08:28 PM
You can count on me!

Rockintime breaks out his lawn chair from winter storage and chills a 6-pack in anticipation of rooting out terrorists from our midst and demonstrating FIRM support of American womanhood.

Hey, maybe the Ladies of Pixies could do a naked run-through on this thread this Saturday. I'd COME TO ATTENTION for that! :slurp:

:D

LixyChick
04-09-2004, 03:30 PM
OMGGGGGGGGG! Gimme a couple shots of 99Bananas and I'm in!

PantyFanatic
04-09-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Irish
.....We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked other than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does......
Then why aren’t we dropping leaflet bombs of nude pics and drawing prono in the skies of Iraq with vapor trails? ;)

Nice Guy
04-09-2004, 08:30 PM
Now that sounds like a damn good way to find those sneaky bastards.

Eliza
04-09-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Then why aren’t we dropping leaflet bombs of nude pics and drawing prono in the skies of Iraq with vapor trails? ;)

PF I always knew you were an evil genius.:D

dicksbro
04-10-2004, 04:02 AM
The idea is certainly a good one. :D


Would have replied sooner, but I was out setting up lawn chairs. :D

dicksbro
04-10-2004, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by PantyFanatic
Then why aren’t we dropping leaflet bombs of nude pics and drawing prono in the skies of Iraq with vapor trails? ;)

And why are we dropping them here? :lust:

having_fun
04-10-2004, 06:28 AM
Great suggestion Irish

rabbit
04-10-2004, 08:51 AM
That's it....see, we've been going about this war on terrorism all wrong. :p