Irish
04-08-2004, 09:03 AM
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>Mark Your Calendar
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>We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked
>other than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does.
>
>
>So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women
>are asked to
>walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
>neighborhood
>terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>anti-terrorist effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>their house
>to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they
>think its okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
>American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a
>cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
>anti-Taliban sentiment.
>
>
>The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
>terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God bless America!
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
>
>
>Mark Your Calendar
>
>We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked
>other than his wife and that he must commit suicide if he does.
>
>
>So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women
>are asked to
>walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
>neighborhood
>terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
>anti-terrorist effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
>their house
>to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they
>think its okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
>American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of
>alcohol, a
>cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your
>anti-Taliban sentiment.
>
>
>The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
>terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God bless America!
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON