who wants full control over a cock?

[Scorp]

now that i have your attention:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


i have NO idea how it does everything you want it to do!!!!

[osuche]

You know, that thing kinda creeps me out.

[Scorp]

its really really ugly. thats for sure. tell it to lay a egg. :D

[Lilith]

I find myself strangely attracted to him....wait til Skip sees it.

[naughtyangel]

waaaay too weird!

[Sharni]

Now thats just plain freaky!

[StarfishBaby]

ok I told him to do the chicken dance twice and his dances have been different...isn't there just one chicken dance.......oh yeah and tell him to shake his booty....lol...he's definitely creapy though

[nikki1979]

lol freaky

~nikki

[musketeer]

I wonder what it would do if I told it to insert a pound a half of sage and onion?

[naughtyangel]

hubby made me ask him something....er.....naughty, and he came up to the camera and shook his finger at us! LMBO!

[Lilith]

I told him to fry his self :p

[skipthisone]

Why am I suddenly ready to take my banana and run up a tree to hide?

[Cassiopeia]

Originally posted by naughtyangel
hubby made me ask him something....er.....naughty, and he came up to the camera and shook his finger at us! LMBO!

lol! I bet we all asked him to do something perverted! I think I my fav thing was asking him to breakdance and to moonwalk

[WildIrish]

There must be something wrong about watching a chicken spank his own ass.

OMG!!!

<--- begins searching for a subservient monkey

[Summer]

LOL this is hilarious! I told him to fly!

[FallenAngel5]

I must say... this was so extremely disturbing. :)

[flutelady]

I like it... a big cock that does whatever I tell it to do. Sign me up!

[denny]

Originally posted by flutelady
I like it... a big cock that does whatever I tell it to do. Sign me up! I'm signing FL up for sure!

[Irish]

I keep getting a message that says:This page cannot be displayed.I have tried three(3)times & Yes I'm logged in. Irish

[Gilly]

-rofl- About 2 months ago, some guy my husband works with showed us that site. My kids love it. ;)

[Kissy]

Originally posted by Irish
I keep getting a message that says:This page cannot be displayed.I have tried three(3)times & Yes I'm logged in. Irish

:mad: I'm having the same problem, and now after reading everyone's posts I'm all excited to try it. Maybe their just too busy or something, but I'll be irritated if I can't join everyone in enjoying it. Nothing like feeling like an outsider! :p :rolleyes:

[Irish]

Kissy---Don't worry!I have been called an outsider(danced to the beat of a different drummer)for most of my life.I'm still alive.Just remember-What doesn't kill you,makes you stronger! Irish

[darogle]

Holy crap! I just know I'm going to have nightmares about this tonight! LOL

[Ranger1930]

.. somethings just wrong. about a chicken that humps the couch when its supposed to be flying.. and spanks itself when its supposed to be laying an egg....

[flutelady]

Yeah, but it's big and it does just what I want it to do, and it's happy to oblige.... oh yeah, sign me up NOW!!

[Mackenzie]

Someone sent that to me last month.......he does a great cartwheel! LOL

When I first saw it I was creeped out!!!

[flutelady]

A cock doing a cartwheel... now that's something you don't see every day! :D

[Aqua]

I told him to eat a chicken sandwich and he put himself between two couch cushions LOL

[Lilith]

LOL I told him to snap his garters

[Lilith]

sissy chicken boy...just the way I like 'em