Here comes Skippy Monkey tail...

[skipthisone]

Tis the Easter holiday this weekend...

When Pixies boys and girls (above the age of 18 of course) will wake up Sunday morning and find their bedside drawers filled with Easter grass (no Steph you cannot smoke it) and new pastel vibes, latex strap-ons, pornos and sex toys of all types....


But just like santa, The Easter Monkey cannot get you anything if you dont write him a letter....so get to it right here.

[Steph]

Dear Easter Bunny Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since Skippy specifically mentioned Easter Grass, I believe you should leave some fluffy buds in a basket by my bed. You can also leave a new pipe and perhaps even a bong.

Your friend,
Steph

[Lilith]

Dear Skippy Monkey Reddened-tail,
I have been sooooooooo so so so good this year. I saw this pretty purple horsehair flogger and was hoping you might bring it to me. Preferably with a nice victim attached. I was also hoping for something thick, stiff, and pink.....Do you think you could slip it in my basket?;)

Love & bunny kisses,
Lilith

[skipthisone]

Steph,

I usually frown on bringing illegal substances around in my flying Easter Van (give me break people) since those Federales in the US are such bastards, However, for you I will make an exception. Since I know that without the Herb you would be jumping PF any chance you would get and we must prevent you two from ever having children at any costs..

With lust,

Skippy Monkey Tail.

[skipthisone]

Lilly fuzzy wuzzy bum lover,

If I were you I would expect perhaps two pink thick ones in your basket and your tasket along with your plane tickets...

Skippy

[Aqua]

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail...

I just want you to bring me Lilith's basket... and everything attached to it... well, except maybe the thick, pink, and stiff thing. ;)

Peace Dude,
Aqua

[skipthisone]

Fuzzy bum water-boy,

Is exactly why you will dig under your pillow (yes you bitch of a tooth fairy you dont have a monopoly on pillows!!!) and find a credit key to a giant suite in a local hotel that just so happens to be right next to the airport and booked on the same night Lilith's airline is due to arrive. The rest is up to you.

Kisses and pinches,

Da Monkey, peace out.

[Lilith]

You know I'm not gonna be at all satisfied with eating the ears off a chocolate bunny now:rolleyes:

[skipthisone]

Dear Lilith,

Note to your above flawed letter, more like a memo I suppose...anyway... Eating the ears off of a bunny are just a precursor to sex, chocolate is afterall just a replacement. So take yourself in your minds eye to the shiney monkey moment in the northwest and you will find an overwhelming calmness and wetness overflow your body...

In yours,

Skippy-tail

[Steph]

How much is PF paying you to spout such lies, Bunny Boy?

[skipthisone]

Stephy wephy woo,

Sometimes the need to never procreate is very obvious...

Nibbles and licks,

Monkey-tail

[GingerV]

Dear Easter-Monkey,

I don't know if I've been good OR bad enough....but I'm stuck all on my own for Easter this year and need your help. I need a playmate to help me get through the holiday weekend. It's spring...and all the little critters are running around the parks looking for mates....I'm starting to feel left out ;).

Ginge

[skipthisone]

Dearest Ginge-myster,

I have a special plan for you at the end of the moring. After my rounds of toy and plaything dispersment is through I will gladly put myself out there as your Sunday playmate. Since I only get out once a year all I can promise is 24 hours of pent up sexual bliss.

In grand horiness yours,

Skippy

[WildIrish]

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

Can you replace all the dumbasses in my building with sexy Pixies?

Yours Bluely,

wildirish

[skipthisone]

Wild Irish of The Conn,

I am afraid I have to decline this one, 1st-ly dumbasses are everywhere and frankly I wouldnt get any sex if it wasnt for dumb woman riding my banana....2nd-ly if the rumors be true, you have been way, way too bad to get anything other than a urgent desire to sleep with Lilith that you will never get.


YOurs in regret,

Skippppppy

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by skipthisone
if the rumors be true, you have been way, way too bad to get anything other than a urgent desire to sleep with Lilith that you will never get.



No fair...everybody has that!

[huntersgirl]

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

Since I've been such a good bad girl this year, I have a few requests. First, I want some of those lovely nipple rings, you know, the ones just like Lilith's. I would also love a cordless "big gun", I am sick of getting tangled in that damn cord!;) If that is too much to ask for could I at least get a weekends worth of batteries, for the trusty old standby?

Extra playful Monkey spanks for you!

~hg~

[skipthisone]

Dear Huntersgirl,

Ah, for you I have just the thing....a new battery operated big-gun with new batteries that recharge themselves off of pussy juice. Just use your vibe and it gets more powerful as time goes on (dont you wish guys were like that ;) ). Have a good time trying them out.

Licks and pinches,

~ Your monkeyness

PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.

[huntersgirl]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Dear Huntersgirl,
Just use your vibe and it gets more powerful as time goes on (dont you wish guys were like that ;) ). Have a good time trying them out.

Licks and pinches,

~ Your monkeyness

PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport.

I have a guy just like that, thats why I am so spoiled and need the vibe to do the same thing;)

Not to be ungrateful or anything but what about my nipple rings?

And maybe we can't hunt monkeys for sport, but how about for fun?:p

[skipthisone]

Sweetest Huntersgirl,

I was going to leave the nipple rings as a surprise...well franky...by putting them on you with my teeth while you slept (magic monkey butt dust would have kept you from waking). However, now I am greatly disturbed by this monkey hunting for fun stuff..

Distressfully yours,

Scared monkey pants.

[huntersgirl]

Dear Skippy Monkey tail,

I'm so sorry you must have misunderstood! By hunting I did not intend to use any weapons of mass destruction only a pair of binoculars and some bananas perhaps.;)

And btw, there is no need for the the magic monkey butt dust, I can sleep through anything:o Now if your intent was to wake me, I do have a few pointers on how it can be done.;)

Appologetically,

~hg

[skipthisone]

Dearest Huntersgirl,

I accept your most sincere appology (I always was a sucker for a good banana) and now you have alloted for a pair of gold and silver nip rings. Also I have you down to spend at least 2 hours putting them on you for propper fit.

Up and readily yours,

Monkey

[osuche]

Dearest Skippy Monkey Stud,

I am in need of some special Easter present, as chocolate is certainly not satisfying me. I leave it to you to find for me a treat that would suit my needs.

I'll wait with bated breath,
Osuche

[SuzyQ]

Dear Skippy Easter Monkey,

I would like a a big banana, with batteries, and one of those little battery operated easter eggs to bring me to orgasm...don't much care about the colour..and if it helps any, I would never hunt you, except for sex of course...:-)

Susan...:D :heart: :devil:

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by osuche
Dearest Skippy Monkey Stud,

I am in need of some special Easter present, as chocolate is certainly not satisfying me. I leave it to you to find for me a treat that would suit my needs.

I'll wait with bated breath,
Osuche

Osuche-est one of all,

You have been seeking the wrong type of chocolate I think to fill the craving inside you. I have a spare gentleman who is very tall, very dark (almost chocolate you may say) that I will leave bundled tightly under your covers for you to unwrap in the morn..

Ta ta,

Studly Monkey

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by SuzyQ
Dear Skippy Easter Monkey,

I would like a a big banana, with batteries, and one of those little battery operated easter eggs to bring me to orgasm...don't much care about the colour..and if it helps any, I would never hunt you, except for sex of course...:-)

Susan...:D :heart: :devil:

Suzy wuzy,

Battery powered bananas are my speciality...and as for the eggs...well I will put that in a tight wet place that only you can find....

Sleep tight, or not,

Monkey

[Summer]

Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Hop on down to Summer's trail. Hippity, hoppity, send me a mountain man today! Once I climb up that hill, you better believe I won't fall like Jill! Hippity hoppity please hurry right away!

Smiles giggles and grins,
Summer

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by skipthisone
PS. Remember it is illegal to hunt monkeys for sport. Not to worry, I only hunt them for profit

[fzzy]

Dearest Skippy monkey tail ...

I'd like a man who on a whim dances me around the kitchen or catches me off guard in the laundry room with sneaky long fingers finding just the right spot .... but if I can't have that,

I'd like a pair of those nipple rings as well -- and feel free to apply them a few times if you like! :)

Your's truly, Fzzy

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by Summer
Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Hop on down to Summer's trail. Hippity, hoppity, send me a mountain man today! Once I climb up that hill, you better believe I won't fall like Jill! Hippity hoppity please hurry right away!

Smiles giggles and grins,
Summer

Ah, Summer...Summer...Summer,

I am afraid your exploits are too well known and the immortal words from Seinfeld.."NO SOUP FOR YOU!!"

Yours in penance,

Skippy Monkey.

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by fzzy
Dearest Skippy monkey tail ...

I'd like a man who on a whim dances me around the kitchen or catches me off guard in the laundry room with sneaky long fingers finding just the right spot .... but if I can't have that,

I'd like a pair of those nipple rings as well -- and feel free to apply them a few times if you like! :)

Your's truly, Fzzy

Dearest Fzzy,

Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.

Wetfully yours,

Tongue Monkey.

[Summer]

Dearest Skippy-Monkey-Tail,

Instead, perhaps, could I have a set of those nipple rings??? But I will need a day or two of instruction. ;)

Summer

[curvyredhead]

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....:love:

Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? :grope: (and an extra one for you!!)

Longingly yours,

Curvy

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by curvyredhead
Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

Since I still have to wait another month for the present that I want soooo much....:love:

Could you please bring all my friends at Pixies a hug and kiss for me? :grope: (and an extra one for you!!)

Longingly yours,

Curvy

Dear selfless Curly one,

Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.

Yours in latex,

Skippy

[Aqua]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Dearest Fzzy,

Into the crystal ball I look (yep, I stole it from Madam Lilith's place last year) and well it's all fuzzy to me since I have no clairvoyant skills....anyway...Nipple rings you shall get, each fresh from between my teeth. My long monkey tongue may have to work them up to a hardened state 1st, but I am sure you wont mind.

Wetfully yours,

Tongue Monkey.

Pardon oh tailed one,

I need to offer a correction... the crystal ball works fine... it's just that Madame Lilith had it fixed to only reveal my fuzzy bum if anyone else should try to use it but her. :p

[skipthisone]

Oh water logged young man,

The only down side to this is I may develop the same obsession for fuzzy bummed creatures in the northwest.

Monkey Shines

[nikki1979]

dearest monkey

i wud so luv it if u cud bring me a new toy. color doesnt matter but i wud so luv it if it had a nice stong BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

yours
nikki

[LixyChick]

Dear Skippy Monkey Tail,

All I want on Sunday is my tits up high!

Ya see oh agile, long-tailed one...gravity has been a foe to my chesticle (word?...is now!) region! Every morning, I awaken and call the beasts of breasts to attention...and each morning they exhibit more and more BADD (breast attention deficit disorder). If you could somehow lift my upper bits...I would be ever so grateful (so much so, that I would lower my head to your nether region...:slurp: )!!!! TY so much in advance...oh hanger on of the chandelier!

[curvyredhead]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Dear selfless Curly one,

Your letter has brought moisture to mine eyes. Since you so freely offered my monkeyness and all pixies your hugs, I will have to make your house my last stop. I will first stop by with my most advanced mold making machine and "form up" your long lost grumble-myster. Then I will drop off a fresh made realistic vibe to you...think of how prepared you will be for the real thing.

Yours in latex,

Skippy


Dearest Skippy,

What more could I ask for! :lust:You are such a dear... I'll have to have a special treat waiting for you after such a long night!


Your friend forever....

Curvy

[cyberkitten]

dear skippy monkey tail,

long time listener, first time caller.....erm....wait, that's not right...

since there seem to be so many pixies in ohio, while you're on your way through, if you could stop and leave me some kitty toyz and spend a little time petting da kitty, i promise to curl up next to you and nuzzle and love on you 'til you're purring too :D

lub,
-ck

[curvyredhead]

Lixy~ that one is happening to us all! <pout> Gravity is the enemy!!! If Skippy Monkey Tail is unable to help... then how shall we ingage the enemy, ma'am? (If you figure it out let me know and I shall lead the charge!) LOL

[Lilith]

I don't know about you guys but I was shafted...lol and not in the good way!!!!:D:D:p