New Party!

[Irish]

Usually,on the ballot,are the Republican,Democratic & Independant Parties.
I would like to introduce,you to a new party.It will be known as the "Bada-Bing" party.It's presidential nominee is Tony Soprano!
His V.P. will be the owner/manager of the Bada-Bing Gentlemans
Club.
The Bada-Bing convention,will be held,at the club,of the same name.The presidential cabinet,will consist of the members,that usually meet there.
Male convention atendees,will be provided with their own nude
female dancer & one free oral orgasm.Female convention attendees(providing they are not against Lesbianism)will also be
provided with one oral orgasm,but won't have their own nude
dancer.(New party,financial constraints!)
Taxes will heretofore be called "Protection Fees."
Tonys campain promise,is to eliminate(rubout)all terrorists.More
promises will follow.
New members,of the party,may have to reregister!As with any new party,new ballots will have to be made & things in general
worked out.Questions are invited & will be awnsered to the best of my ability! Irish

[skipthisone]

Gotta respect the Bing!!

[Catch22]

The new deal, you can no refuse!

[LixyChick]

Wish I watched the show now! LOL! I do understand the mafioso references though...*ducks*

There actually is a new member for the Libertarian party in the Presidential race. His name is Aaron somethingorother (I think...lol) and he wants to run against Bush and Kerry with the qualifications that he slept with Bette Midler and he is responsible for bringing Led Zepplin to the USA. He might have other qualifications and may even have an actual platform, but I had to go to the bathroom when this was being talked about on the radio today...so I missed most of the report. Yikes!

Anyway...He can't be all bad if he gave us Led Zepplin, eh?

[jseal]

Irish,

I suspect that many Europeans think that that was the party that won the last presidential election.

[Catch22]

Does the left hand know what the right hand is doing?

[musicman]

does it ever?

[jseal]

Not for those who walk the path of righteousness!

[Irish]

jseal---In the "Bada-Bing",the right hand NEVER knows,what the
left is doing.If you don't pay,your taxes(protection fees),at least,
weekly.Your hands are removed(cut off)It's more humane then,breaking your kneecaps! Irish

[Catch22]

Ah! The Black Hand. Or is that the Masons?

[jseal]

No, that would be the Republicans - or perhaps the Democrats.

Oh, wait! This is supposed to ba a NEW party...

[Catch22]

You can have one of ours. We have no use for them!

[thedog]

I thought Benson already started that party (private joke).

[Irish]

thedog---Wait until everyone finds out that Benson has a pregnant girlfriend!If his wife divorces him,it will be hard to get a
2cd term! Irish

[thedog]

Would that be Linda Pepin?

[Irish]

The "new Party"rule phamphlets(sp?)have not been printed up,
but one of the rules,is a MANDATORY optomistic attitude.If anothers party,has a 6% unemployment rate,members must say
that 94% are working!This will work,the same as,the principle of
wether the glass,is 1/2 full,or 1/2 empty.This will do away with
alot of "Petty" arguements! Irish

[jseal]

Irish,

Well, that is a step in the right direction. A non negatives campaign would be a very pleasant development.

[Irish]

thedog---I don't know her name!My wife told me about it.(Gossip)

jseal---Yes,it would be nice.A complete new attitude.As another member said:If you can't say something nice,Don't say anything!
Irish