I would rather mow the lawn.......

[Loulabelle]

....than have sex with Brad Pitt.


Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?

[Lilith]

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Justin Timberlake.

[jseal]

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with either Brad Pitt or Justin Timberlake.

[WildIrish]

I hate mowing the lawn. And Brad is kinda cute. But before I commit myself to an answer...are we talking about a one shot deal? Or is he gonna want me to put out every week?

Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.

[Curious_Fem]

Originally posted by WildIrish
I hate mowing the lawn. And Brad is kinda cute. But before I commit myself to an answer...are we talking about a one shot deal? Or is he gonna want me to put out every week?

Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.

Hell, I would mow the lawn to see that, and I've never mowed a day in my life! :lust:

[Steph]

I'd mow a football field to see WI and Brad and Aqua getting it on! :D

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Jerry Springer.

[Bardog]

I would rather mow the lawn than sleep with Bette Midler or Barbra Strisand (sp?) Those two women make my teeth itch every time I see or hear them on TV.

Nope... not even during one of the longest dry spells in recorded human history could you get me drunk enough to sleep with them.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.

But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww!

[cbass1976]

i'd rather mow than have sex with joan rivers

[BlueSwede]

I'd rather mow the lawn every day for the rest of my life than have sex w/President Bush.

[jseal]

Loulabelle,

I was being a smartass, but I think you've tapped into something here.

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Steph
I'd mow a football field to see WI and Brad and Aqua getting it on! :D
Well... Ok.... BUT, it has to be one of those old school push mowers. And you have to be naked. And we get to watch you mow. And take a shower after. (And you better drop that soap at least once) :p

[skipthisone]

I'd rather mow lawn than have sex with ......... gimme a week i'll get back to ya..

[Aqua]

I'm with ya skip... I can't think of anyone (female anyway) that I would put aside so I could mow the lawn. Not yet anyway.

[WildIrish]

Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Ozzy Osbourne.

Hell, I'd rather mow the lawn than even watch his televison show!!

[flutelady]

Ewwww, Ozzy Osbourne.... I'm with you on that one!

I'd rather have sex with Tom Selleck than mow the lawn, tho.

[Aqua]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO
Ka-Ching!!!

[OzKristin]

ha....Mick Jagger has someting sexy about him...I'm 19 and I feel that way lol.....and as I'm against smoking, I can only say that Ronnie (not Keith-sorry lol) is the only guy that looks awesome when he smokes...lol just had to add that

Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.

But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww! :p

[thedog]

I would rather mow the lawn at Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, AND Windsor Castle with a nail clippers than even consider having sex with Laura Bush

[Sharni]

Originally posted by Loulabelle
....than have sex with Brad Pitt.


Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?
Oh now...i had a very very intersting dream about Mr Pitt...*LMAO*...and based on that...i'd jump his bones in a nanosecond :D

[Sharni]

Originally posted by WildIrish
Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.
Shit....i'll mow ya lawn ta see that!! :D

[Oldfart]

I am very picky whose grass I cut.

Can it be a ride on mower, you know the kind, air con with it's

own ice-box, surround sound, 26" TV with DVD, spa on the trailer

and Lilith as the chauffer in a kinky leather cap?

[Lilith]

Can I wear the matching leather bustier and thigh high boots????

[Aqua]

Only if I get to see too... ;)

[Lilith]

Originally posted by Aqua
Only if I get to see too... ;)

Your lawn is first;)

[Lilith]

Some how I am now entertaining the thought of starting my own BDSM themed lawn service:D:D:p

[Oldfart]

Was there ever any doubt?

[Lilith]

Well, I had hoped to grow up and be a teacher:rolleyes:

[Oldfart]

They are somehow mutually incompatable?

Ooohhhhhh, the possibilities.

Lilith's School for Young Pixies.

Lawnmowing 101, with additional credit for nude edging.

[Kissy]

Originally posted by Oldfart
Lilith's School for Young Pixies.

Lawnmowing 101, with additional credit for nude edging.

I'm confused, is that like Bush Trimming 101? Or is that a different course? Are their advisors to help with figuring out which classes are the most appropriate to take? And what would the placement tests be like?

Oh and by the way, I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Richard Simmons....and I'm sure a few more people but I don't want to think too hard about it! Lol

[vrmag]

I would rather mow a block of lawns
then to have sex with Michael Jackson.

[TinTennessee]

I would rather mow the world..than have sex with my ex husband lol

I will mow everyones lawn to see Aqua and our other sexy Pixies men with, well damn near anyone..especially me LOL

[Mercury_Maniac]

Originally posted by Lilith
Some how I am now entertaining the thought of starting my own BDSM themed lawn service:D:D:p

You would make a killing!!!



I would rather mow a friggin' meadow, then have sex with Roseanne

[denny]

MM, you took the words out of my mouth!

[Loulabelle]

LMAO - I'm definitely with the ladies on the Brad Pitt, WildIrish and Aqua theme.

In fact, I'd have to say that I would even go with Brad Pitt if I got to watch him with the guys afterwards......mmmm....Aqua sucking my juices of Brad's cock....mmmmm......ahem......sorry, did I say that out loud?! :D

[HarleyRider6769]

I Had Rather Mow every Lawn in Alabama with a 1950 Push Mower than Have Sex With My Ex-Wife

[HarleyRider6769]

I Had Rather Mow The entire U.S. With a Pair Of Scissors than to Have Sex with Rosie O'Donald

[Cassiopeia]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with William H. Macy...*shudders*

[silentsoul]

I know this has nothing to do with this but we just got one of those $1299 Troy Built Bronco Lawn Mower and it kicks ass. I turn the wheel all the way to the side and the back wheel barely moves. It is by far the tightest turning lawn mower I'ver ever encountered. Plus it's got cruise control, with our yard it's not very useful but ms. ss's car doesn't even have cruise[that works]. But this is a big thing because our yard is set up like:


EDIT:
well crap, my little picture is messed up so it's basically two rectagles with this first having the long part go up and down and the second rectangler being right next to that with the long part going left and right, you're intelligent people I'm sure you can get my point that it's a big freaking yard


part A is approx 90' x 225' and part B is 120' x 200' and for the past several years it has been mowed with a push mower. The only help I had was occassionally my mom who has a tumor the size of a childs basketball in her thigh and my wife who's work schedule kept her unable to help for the most part

BUT NOW I CAN SIT MY LAZY ASS DOWN AND MOW THE LAWN JUST BY STEERING!!!! YAY!!!!!!

And now back to your regularly scheduled program

[dicksbro]

Does this mean that if we don't pick someone, we don't have to mow any more? :D





Hmmmmmm. I'd better think carefully.

[osuche]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Tony Blair. There's something...oily and creepy...about him

[LixyChick]

ROFLMFAO@EVERYONE! Gawd, you guys are so f'in funny! I can't get the mental pic of kneeling and clipping the lawn, blade by blade, with nail clippers...outta my head! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Too funny!

And ss? OMG! I'm peeing my panties over here! LOLOLOLOL!

OK...*trying to catch my breath and wiping the tears of laughter away*...

I'd rather mow the lawn....no wait! I like mowing the lawn! I'll make this more specific.

I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork...and then eat it raw...and close the wound with a filthy needle soaked in bat guano and threaded with wild boars hair...than sleep with...

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein

[rabbit]

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Julia Roberts.

...can't stand her!


rabbit

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'd rather mow, fertilize and trim the lawn and afterwards clean and tidy Lilith's dungeon than have sex with George W. Bush.

[imaginewithme]

I'd rather mow the grass than have sex with Nascar driver Ward Burton.....his voice bothers me sooo bad.

[scotzoidman]

I Fought the Lawn & the Lawn Won...


sorry, had to say it...


Yeh, I'd hafta agree about Ward Burton's voice...gives southern accents a bad rep...

[dicksbro]

Originally posted by LixyChick
I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork...and then eat it raw...and close the wound with a filthy needle soaked in bat guano and threaded with wild boars hair...than sleep with...

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein


ROTFLMAO. Only you could come up with that. (((( HUGS ))))

[way22hot]

Originally posted by BlueSwede
I'd rather mow the lawn every day for the rest of my life than have sex w/President Bush.
OOP's to late darlin' he already got you .
I don't think he's finished yet?
just don't ask for a marriage license!

[kinx]

I'd rather mow the lawns of all Pixie members than have sex with Maria Shriver or any of the Kennedy chicks.

[Vurginne]

I would much rather mow the lawn than have sex with either Mel Gibson or Marlon Brando (an older Marlon Brando that is). In fact, I'll add Brad Pitt in there as well. Too scrawny for my taste.

But Hugh Dancy and Sean Astin would be my top picks for having sex on the lawn!! and leaving the mower in the garage. lol

[GingerV]

Can I just say I HATE mowing the lawn? But I'd much rather spend a broiling hot afternoon pushing one of those nasty, smelly, noisy machines than have sex with.....ok, how embarrased am I that I'm not thinking of someone right off the bat?

I'll vote for Tom Cruise....something snakelike about him that puts me off. Now, if the world depended on it...I think I could get over it. But if all we're talking is lawn mowing....yeah, I think I'd rather get the sun. ;)

[Loulabelle]

LOL - I know what you mean about Tom Cruise - in 'Eyes Wide Shut' he just reminded me so much of my dad, I squirmed the whole way through it!

[Jax]

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. Just not my type.

[Irish]

I know this has nothing to do with this but we just got one of those $1299 Troy Built Bronco Lawn Mower and it kicks ass. I turn the wheel all the way to the side and the back wheel barely moves. It is by far the tightest turning lawn mower I'ver ever encountered. Plus it's got cruise control, with our yard it's not very useful but ms. ss's car doesn't even have cruise[that works]. But this is a big thing because our yard is set up like:


EDIT:
well crap, my little picture is messed up so it's basically two rectagles with this first having the long part go up and down and the second rectangler being right next to that with the long part going left and right, you're intelligent people I'm sure you can get my point that it's a big freaking yard


part A is approx 90' x 225' and part B is 120' x 200' and for the past several years it has been mowed with a push mower. The only help I had was occassionally my mom who has a tumor the size of a childs basketball in her thigh and my wife who's work schedule kept her unable to help for the most part

BUT NOW I CAN SIT MY LAZY ASS DOWN AND MOW THE LAWN JUST BY STEERING!!!! YAY!!!!!!

And now back to your regularly scheduled program
Hint:Along with my Simplicity Broodmower,I also have a Bronco(Troybilt)The hint is that if you dissconnect the safty wire that stalls the engine,when you
backup,with the cutting blades engaged)you can also cut,while backing up,
without it stalling!Just remember to hook it back up before having warranty
work done,to avoid voiding your warranty! Irish :irish:

[osuche]

I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Perez Hilton...that girl bugs me.

[PantyFanatic]

As much as I'd love to share a hot lady with you ^^^ I would have to help you throw that air-head ditz overboard instead.

[RaTheSunGod]

The only way I'd have sex with Brad Pitt is if I was on acid and some really good pot..and I wouldn't touch acid with a ten foot pole, so that's out of the question lol.

[Lilith]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Tom Cruise

[rabbit]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein. They just piss me off.

:mad:

[pinkFlames]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Tom Cruise

I would rather getting down on my knees in the heat and mow the grass with my teeth than have sex with Tom Cruise. :roflmao:

[Aqua]

LMAO - I'm definitely with the ladies on the Brad Pitt, WildIrish and Aqua theme.

In fact, I'd have to say that I would even go with Brad Pitt if I got to watch him with the guys afterwards......mmmm....Aqua sucking my juices of Brad's cock....mmmmm......ahem......sorry, did I say that out loud?! :D
:o

I don't think I ever saw this post.

:hot:

[themi01]

I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein. They just piss me off.

:mad:
I second this one Though Diane Feinstein has that quality about her that you wouldn't be surprised to see her crawling around with a dog collar on a leash

[jbh3]

I would rather mow the lawn with a steak knife duct taped to my cock than fuck Hillary.

but ....I would do Condi in a heartbeat.....there's something strangely attractive about that chic :)

[Coaster]

............ I'll second jbh3...... hillary and kate couric just makes my skin crawl..... boh repulse me!