~*Ask A Mod*~

[Winston77]

If a bear shits in the woods does anyone hear it?

[Lilith]

yes and it better shut the fuck up cause I'm planning on sleeping in :D

[Soundman]

Lillith or one of the... more experienced... Pixies may can answer this:

Who is "Pixie"? I see the young lady on the home page, but I don't know the story of who she is or why no one is ever "the" Pixie. I would have thought she was one of the Mods, or perhaps the first.

Maybe I haven't been around long enough to understand all the history. Just curious.

Thanks.
-Soundman

[Lilith]

If I tell you who the chick is in the pic you will be so incredibly disappointed so let's just make up a sexy story.

Once upon a time there were two hot lesbians...

[Soundman]

Okay. "Don't ask, don't tell." Got it.

I guess I shouldn't be so curious! Remember what it did to the cat!

Thanks, Lil.
-S

[Winston77]

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Fangtasia]

The amount would vary depending on the individual woodchucks capability

[osuche]

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


African or European woodchuck?

[FallenAngel5]

Are you suggesting woodchucks migrate?

[Aqua]

:roflmao:

[scotzoidman]

A wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could
If his dentures were any good

[WildIrish]

What if that was George Washington's woodchuck?

He'd have wooden teeth. :confused:

What a conundrum!

Not to be confused with a snare drum...which could be used to trap said woodland creature.

[Lilith]

All of you need beating :spank:

[WildIrish]

All of you need beating :spank:


Well...if anyone would know, it'd be you. :D

[Scarecrow]

A wood chuck, is that simaler to Chuck's wood :nana:

[Lilith]

We'd have to ask Lixy

[FallenAngel5]

:spank: :booty:

Um... I'm here for the beatings? :D

[Lilith]

Well little lady, you've come to the right place ;)

Break like a shotgun!

[WildIrish]

Well little lady, you've come to the right place ;)

Break like a shotgun!


Thank goodness you're in charge of beatings...



I've got a hair trigger. :D

[Winston77]

What would you be doing if I didn't write this post that you feel has to be read?

[Fangtasia]

Reading other posts i feel need to be read,
Posting things others might read

[Winston77]

okay just thought I'd askhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/1237.gif

[Lilith]

spanking sombody's ass

[Winston77]

Not with the same ferocity but soon enough!
Baited

[jbh3]

Hey,I can't seem to upload a new avatar.Boo-hoo-hoo!!
I've deleted my previous avatar , so all I get now is that FUCKING red X.

Hep me,somebody hep me!!

[Lilith]

what is the image?

[jbh3]

.jpg 120 x 103 5.23kb
I'm assuming thats what you meant

it's a banana split w/a woman in the bowl

this is the third one i've tried to upload....all different images

[Lilith]

attach it please as an attachment

[jbh3]

duh

[Lilith]

i have no damn idea. i can't do it for you either. i did mine today so i know the function works. let me tinker some more.

[Lilith]

gremlins. I'll keep working on it.

[Winston77]

Is the BESTEST Mod feeling better :)

[Lilith]

better everyday Winston, thank you.

[Matticus]

I am having a hard time with my av. I thought I sized it down correctly, is it okay to host that or should it be attached to the site?

and...thanks for the great place. :loveshowe

[Lilith]

best to attach it...if you post it maybe I can get it up for you. We have had some av storage issues so it might not be you.

[Matticus]

Thanks Lilith--I will put it up in here as soon as I get home today.

**hugs**

[Coaster]

best to attach it...if you post it maybe I can get it up for you. .

Can you do me next? :D :bj:

[Lilith]

Doing my best (http://216.150.68.37/forums/showthread.php?t=28202&page=1&pp=15) ;)

[Matticus]

Here is the one I would like to use. Hopefully I didn't make it too small to work with

:gb:

[Aqua]

That should work as is... it's well within the file size restrictions and also within pixel size restrictions.

*edit*

I was able to upload it as my avatar, so give it a try Matticus.

[Lilith]

*huffs on her nails and rubs them on her chest*





magic touch

[wyndhy]

wassup with that ghost forum in the erotic stories section?

[Lilith]

What ghost forum?

[Lilith]

Ahhhh I know where you mean. At one time when Skipthisone was a story moderator we had a way for stories to go in a que for editing and making sure they were in the correct category. Since then I've just been fixing things.

[wyndhy]

ty lil. and holy crap were you up early!

[Darksoul]

After speaking with teddy about her questions in chat, she thought I should add something to the answer about the qualifications and selections of mods....

Kim and I selected the mods that we currently have for very specific reasons and chose them based on the way we were setting up the forums. Some general attributes of a good moderator are; availability, positive attitude, kindness, being helpful, being able to withstand criticism(thick skinned), fairness, being able to see the BIG picture, friendliness, creativity, good problem solving skills, willing to work hard for little thanks and no$$, and countless others. While there is no steadfast criteria for being selected and asked to help moderate the boards, there are definite things that would prevent someone from being asked. It is a position that entails confidentiality, professionalism, dependability, and loyalty so gossip mongers and shit stirrers would never be asked to help. The moderators have to work as a team even though they all have areas of expertise. So people who are not team players would not be chosen. Another main thing that would prevent someone from being a mod would be if they were decietful, disrespectful, or tried to fool members, being trustworthy is of utmost importance. And being computer literate enough to operate the board helps too.:D

If you have any other questions feel free to PM me. My box is always open;)


LOL @ "Your box been always open Lilith!"...but seriously,,Ive been a mod on a few boards and i agree totally with your suggestions...one thing i would add though...creativity..Imagination to take the board forward yes?

[Lilith]

Creativity is definitely an important trait.

[Darksoul]

Creativity is definitely an important trait.

So....do you want creativity Lilith?

[Lilith]

Keeping in mind, creativity is subjective. One person's creativity, is another's piece of crap.

[Darksoul]

Keeping in mind, creativity is subjective. One person's creativity, is another's piece of crap.

Yeah...understood..I can buy that!

maybe we should talk yes?

[Lilith]

If you have suggestions feel free to post them or PM them.

[Oldfart]

A gallon of mudslide and some chocolate body paint?

[Lilith]

Best idea ever

[Matticus]

This may be a stupid new person question but when I try to click on some of the picture links in peoples signatures...I get a "cannot access".

Totally cool if there are places that some folks can't go but I wanted to make sure I wasn't having a local kind of problem.

Thank you :loveshowe

[Aqua]

Does the new screen have a place for your username/password?

[Matticus]

It does but I never tried to put it in. I suppose I should have tried that huh? :sad:

I have the place set up to remember on my two computers so I might have to get my password reset to do it.

[Aqua]

It's goofy, but it works, and unfortunately I don't know how to fix it.

[WildIrish]

Have you tried a little "percussive maintenance"? :D

[Lilith]

It's just a protective step so that people who are viewing the forums who are not members can't access pics. It makes us all do it, even me. :D

[WildIrish]

It makes us all do it, even me. :D


And here I thought you had some little perks. ;)

[Oldfart]

Almost right, she is a little perky.

[Lilith]

I resemble that remark :p