Conversation with a twist

[Pita]

The door burst open and a very busty, female cop enter the room, gun drawn. Freeze she yelled!!

[rockintime]

Not one to disobey orders, he tried not to move, but the huge knockers on that cop were creating disturbing movements below his belt.

[dicksbro]

"Open your fly and do it now!" she commanded.

[sodaklostsoul]

Pulling down his zipper he complied.

[Pita]

She walked over to him reaching into his pants and.....

[dicksbro]

Tenderly touched his privates, teasing them and tempting him.

[Pita]

(We are not following the rules of the game here. I am starting with DB. Its ABC's)

Undressing each other slowly, letting the passion rise within them.

[Midnight Kiss]

Very lightly she ran her fingers over his chest.

[Pita]

While he slowly ran his fingers into her hair, bringing his mouth down on hers.

[dicksbro]

"X-traordinary," he said with a grin as he marveled at her beauty.

[Pita]

"Yummy," she replied as she gazed upon his hard body.

[dicksbro]

"Zowie!" they both exclaimed as the reached the peak of their passion.

[Pita]

As they caught their breath he leaned over and lightly kissed her.

[thereIam]

But then, he noticed that same damn spider dangling above her left breast.

[Pita]

Crying out in fear she moved quickly as he reached out and killed that spider.

[dicksbro]

"Darling! You're my hero!" she said hugging him.

[Pita]

Empowered by her words of praise he pulled her back into his arms kissing her with passion and desire.

[thereIam]

Feeling her nipples straining to meet him, he very nearly lost all semblance of control.

[Pita]

Gazing into his eyes she slipped her hand down and stroked his engorged manhood.

[dicksbro]

Hardened and horny, his hands pulled up her skirt and fondled her passionately.

[Pita]

"I need you inside me now!" she cried out.

[dicksbro]

Jarring her forward, his first thrust was urgent and powerful.

[Pita]

Knowing what he liked she met him thrust for thrust.

[Catch22]

ttt

[Pita]

Loving the feel of him deep inside her she moaned against him.

[dicksbro]

Moving legs and thrusting hips promised a quick climax.

[Pita]

Nothing could stop the scream she gave as her orgasm racked her body.

[Studmuffin69]

Ohhhhhhhhh she cried out as juices poured out of her.

[Pita]

Panting now from their lovemaking she looked at him with appreciation.

[dicksbro]

Quickly he pressed his lips to hers and held her close.

[Pita]

Raising her arms she wrapped them around his neck and held him close.

[dicksbro]

Snuggled close, he let his hands caress her gently.

[Pita]

Together their hands caressed each other until they felt the passion rising once more.

[dicksbro]

Union seemed to offer the only solution to their raging passion.

[Pita]

Variety being the spice of life she flipped him over and got on top this time.

[dicksbro]

Wonderful sensatations filled them with unbridled joy.

[Pita]

X-rated words came from their lips as they moved in unison together.

[dicksbro]

"YES!" she said, clutching him close to her. "YES!" she said, as waves of pleasure swept over her.

[hardhornyhubby]

Zut alors ma cherie voulez vous se couchez avec moi ce soir

[jseal]

“Ahhhhh! That was nice.” he said as she stroked his cheek.

[hardhornyhubby]

Keep your hands to yourself or I will be forced to do something both of us may regret

[boilergirl1]

:slurp: Keep your hands to yourself or I will be forced to do something both of us may regret
Lick me stick me hell dick me just hurry cause i need a stiffy soon!! :sex: :slurp: :boobs:

[jseal]

Move onto the bed and I’ll take care of you.

[OzKristin]

Need a hug? I'll be glad to supply one for you :)

[Pita]

Oh My! What is going on here?

[jseal]

Penetration is what’s going on here!

[dicksbro]

Quite so! And that's a good thing.

[jseal]

Roll over now, please.

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't you ask that of one of the ladies?

[jseal]

Talk later!

[Pita]

Under the covers I am naked and ready for you.

[dicksbro]

Viva la' readiness! :D :D

[jseal]

Whenever needed.

[Pita]

X-tra attention is paid to those that get naked with me.

[dicksbro]

Yells of joy spread throughout the men's locker room. :)

[Pita]

Zowie!! What had she done! :eek:

[one-trick pony]

Alright, what's going on here?

[jseal]

Beautiful; absolutely beautiful!

[dicksbro]

Can we do that again sometime?

[Pita]

Did you want to do it right now or wait?

[jseal]

Every time is special.

[Pita]

Feeling your hot body next to mine would be special.

[jseal]

Generous of you to suggest that.

[Pita]

Have I told you how much I want your body pressed against mine?

[jseal]

Intimacy is what I need now

[dicksbro]

Joking aside, that does sound wonderful.

[Pita]

Kissing is the best place to start, wouldn't you agree?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Lower, thats where its at :D

[jseal]

Midway down the back would be good.

[Pita]

Notice that I'm wanting it all done.

[dicksbro]

:line: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! :line:

[jseal]

Put your mouth right HERE!

[dicksbro]

Quiet now, she's busy. :)

[jseal]

Repeat please!

[dicksbro]

The lady is wanting it all done.

[jseal]

Ultimately, this should be satisfying.

[Mercury_Maniac]

Very good, tell me more

[jseal]

Well done! Would you like to go again?

[Studmuffin69]

XXX rated is what I am looking for.

[jseal]

You’ve done this before, haven’t you?

[Studmuffin69]

Zowie!!! I say I have done it many times and will continue to do it some more.

[jseal]

About time we had an experienced hand involved.

[Studmuffin69]

Before long with lots of practice you too could be this experienced, Sir. :D

[jseal]

Cadet jseal reporting for duty, Mon Capitan!

[Pita]

Do you need someone to practice on?

[dicksbro]

When one practices, they should have help, shouldn't they?

[Pita]

Everyone should remember this is an alphabet game. ^^^^^^:D

[dicksbro]

Faking (?) senile dementia, I'll avoid that comment. ^^^^ :D :D

[exhib_it_all]

Good idea, it's one of the advantages of becoming a 'seasoned' member of society that I've relied on more and more of late.

[dicksbro]

Happy to know I have good company. :D

[exhib_it_all]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

[Pita]

Just what are you two old timers trying to pull? :D

[dicksbro]

Kindly look the other way, please ... this won't take long looking at your avatar. :)

[Pita]

Looking at my avatar is fine as long as I can look at yours.

[Glyndwr]

My avatar is always at your disposal and private viewings are available by appointment only

[Pita]

Is a private viewing available now?

[Glyndwr]

^^^ Noticing that your eagerness overcame the thread guidelines ~lmao~

[Pita]

Ohhhhhhh now look what you made me do! :D

[Glyndwr]

Perhaps I'm a bad influence on you

[Pita]

QUIET woman I will not hear of such talk!

[Glyndwr]

Reading "woman" and quickly carrying out a gender check in my trousers

[dicksbro]

Scanning profiles is a good way to avoid mis-identification ... if they identify gender.

(I've goofed before, too. :))

[Pita]

Time to go crawl in a hole now and die of embarassment. Good bye :wave:

[dicksbro]

Understand ... so I fixed up this really neat hole with comforters and pillows and chilled wine and ... oops ... did I overdo it?

[Pita]

Very funny DB....you may stop laughing at me now. :p

[dicksbro]

Will you accept my apology for teasing you that way?

[Pita]

X-actly what will you give me if I do?

[dicksbro]

Your wildest fantasy?

[Pita]

"Zipper pulling with teeth?" Cool I always wanted to do that one. :D

[dicksbro]

Always hoped for that to happen, too. :)



(That new avatar is fantastic ... you'll have PF drooling for sure ... along with the rest of us guys. :))

[Pita]

Bet we could have a lot of fun.


(thanks, its my goal to make PF and the rest of you drool. ;) )

[Glyndwr]

Could you define your meaning of 'fun'?

[Pita]

Do you need me to tell you or show you?

[jseal]

Examples will be accepted and are encouraged.

[Pita]

For you dear anything. ;)

[dicksbro]

You sure know how to appeal to my body parts. :)

[Pita]

*Giggles* Stop looking at my ass you went out of the ABC order. :D

[Studmuffin69]

How could you not drool, stare, dream about, want to do, want to taste that hot sexy ass. :hot: :drool:

[jseal]

I think that’s a very nice looking ass!

[dicksbro]

Joyfully acknowledges that I was distracted by that lovely avatar.

[wyndhy]

kinky avatars are a perfectly legitimate reason for momentary distraction.

[Pita]

Lucky for us Pixies we like to be distracted.

[wyndhy]

may it always be that way.

[dicksbro]

Naturally, it's nice of you ladies to accept me in spite of my faults. :)

[Pita]

Oh, I think you are much to modest. Now lets all get naked!! :D

[dicksbro]

Perhaps I should have waited until you made the suggestion. :D

[Pita]

Quite so Mister DB. :D

[dicksbro]

Ready now, mamm. ;)

[wyndhy]

someboby pinch me, i think i'm dreaming

[dicksbro]

Tweeks her tush tenderly. :)

[Pita]

Under these shorts I am not wearing any panties.

[Galatea]

Velvet ones are what I have on right now.

[dicksbro]

Wow ... velvet panties?

[Galatea]

X..........actly :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

You sure know how to get our attention, Galatea. :)

[jseal]

Zounds! May I help you out of those beautiful panties?

[nikanik]

Always great when a guy asks first, jseal.

[Pita]

Be careful velvet doesn't like stains. :D

[jseal]

Carefully pull them down your legs!

[Galatea]

Don't worry about ripping them or staining them because I have another pair.

[dicksbro]

Everyone is so enthused.

[Pita]

Feeling velvet panties must be very sensual.

[dicksbro]

Gives me goosebumps thinking about it.

[jseal]

Hard to be patient, under the circumstances.

[dicksbro]

Instant gratification I'd guess.

[Pita]

Just so you know, I am very horny right now.

[Studmuffin69]

Kinky sex is the only option for this topic.

[jentheredhead]

kinky is as kinky does sir

[Studmuffin69]

Love to get kinky with you.


(abc game)

[jentheredhead]

(abc game)


teach me

[Studmuffin69]

My pleasure to teach you. The first letter of the first sentence is in ABC order. Like its your turn so start your sentence with an "N". Got it sexy? :)

[jentheredhead]

Now i lay me down to sleep.

[Studmuffin69]

Oh my I think you got me oops I mean it

[jentheredhead]

pouty lips waiting to be kissed.

[Studmuffin69]

Quite right I love to kiss pouty lips:x:

[dicksbro]

Really? (Notice how us ol' folks try to keep the answers short. :) )

[Pita]

Short answers huh? Laziness I say. :D

[jseal]

Tough!

[Studmuffin69]

Under the rock I crawl.

[dicksbro]

Visions of stone danced on your head. :rolleyes:

[Pita]

What is this all about?

[Studmuffin69]

X-actly what do you think its about?

[Pita]

You just need to tell me now so I don't have to go back and read this thread.

[dicksbro]

Zis is about zex und ze ways zou can zexperience zit. (Notice the cool continental accent? :))

[Pita]

Alrighty then DB that was a big stretch but funny. :D

[jseal]

Bundle up for winter - don't want anything to get frostbite!

[Pita]

Cold weather isn't something I have to worry about to much.

[jseal]

Depends on where you live, I guess.

[Pita]

Either that or I have polar bear blood in me. :D

[dicksbro]

Florida isn't famous for freezing temperatures, is it?

[jseal]

Great Winter weather in Florida!

[Pita]

Have you been here for a visit?

[jseal]

I've not been to Florida during the winter months.

[Pita]

Just what are you saying then?

[dicksbro]

Knowledge of Florida's weather during the winter certainly is a positive when considering a trip. Also, knowing that several of Pixies most fantastic people live there is a real selling point, too. :)

[Pita]

Listen if you ever come down to Florida you better come visit us. ;)

[dicksbro]

Mucho gracias doesn't hardly seem adequate when given such a kind offer. :)

[Pita]

Nothing would make me happier then to meet my friends here at Pixies in person.

[dicksbro]

"On the road again ...," er .... suddenly that song came to mind. :D

[jseal]

Please stay at my house on your way to Florida.

[dicksbro]

Sensational idea, jseal.

[Pita]

Time to eat the turkey! :D

[dicksbro]

Up to the table,
Down in the chair,
Pass the white meat,
Clean the plate bare. :D

[Pita]

Very clever DB. :D

[dicksbro]

Well, thank you, TinglingTess. ;)

[Pita]

X is the letter I really don't like to get.

[jseal]

Yet it should not be skipped.

[dicksbro]

Z is another one that shouldn't be skipped, but is a pain to get. :(

[jseal]

Anyone who has tried to use those difficult letters would agree with you.

[Studmuffin69]

Better you all then me. :D

[Pita]

Can I just say that this is one of my favorite games?

[jseal]

Delightful diversion, don’t you think?

[dicksbro]

Enthusiastic agreement ... this is a super fun game!

(I think the secret is that you folks are all so special. ;))

[jseal]

Fun indeed; 'though certain letters can be difficult!

[dicksbro]

Golly, there you go with the X and Z complaint.

[jseal]

Hope that's someone else's problem this time.

[Studmuffin69]

I know if it happens to me I just skip it. :D

[dicksbro]

Jolly good idea, Studmuffin. Jolly good.

[jseal]

Know what? Keeping those letters in the alphabet is more trouble than they’re worth!

[Pita]

Let's just make up our own alphabet then.

[jseal]

Making up an alphabet would be quite a task!

[Pita]

Nothing you couldn't handle I am sure.

[dicksbro]

Only real change involves eliminating two letters. :)

[jseal]

Perhaps we should look carefully before eliminating them.

[Pita]

Quit being so cautious, I say dump that X and Z right now!! :D

[Studmuffin69]

Right you are.

[Pita]

Stud do you realize that your bells are hanging out. :hot:

[Studmuffin69]

Tess would you like to play with my bells?

[Pita]

Should I use my fingers or my tongue?

[dicksbro]

Wait, let me find some bells. :)

[jseal]

Unless I'm mistaken, haven't we skipped "V"?

[Pita]

Very good of you to catch that mistake jseal.

[jseal]

What are fiends, I beg your pardon - FRIENDS, for?

[dicksbro]

X-acting and thorough ... that's our jseal. :)

[Pita]

X is once again the letter I get stuck with. :rolleyes:

[dicksbro]

Yes, you would have if I'd been a bit slower. :D :D

[jseal]

Zealot for accuracy –that’s me!

[dicksbro]

Absolutely, if I do say so myself.

[jseal]

But enough about that, what about sex?

[dicksbro]

Can't think of a better subject to switch to.

[Pita]

Did you all know talking about sex is my favorite topic?

[jseal]

Ever get enough?

[dicksbro]

Fair question, but I don't recall that ever being a problem.

[jseal]

Guess we won't explore that topic just yet.

[Pita]

How about we talk about our sexual fantasties?

[dicksbro]

Including really far out stuff?

[jseal]

Just stick to what you're comfortable with.

[dicksbro]

Kinky stuff that involves a lot of oral sex?

[Pita]

Love the way you think DB. ;)

[dicksbro]

"My dear, only the best for the best," I always say.

[jseal]

None better, I'm sure.

[dicksbro]

Oh, my. Doesn't look like anyone's around to continue the conversation right now. :(

[jseal]

Perhaps they were off having *** gasp *** SEX!

[Pita]

Quietly slips in after having (sex ;) )

[jseal]

Rats - everyone is having sex except me! :madfire:

[hardhornyhubby]

Sex ??? - I'm glad I'm not having sex with rats!!!

[Pita]

Tess is glad your not having sex with rats too HHH! :D

[dicksbro]

Undies like your avatar are wearing are enough to cause eruptions. :drool:

[jseal]

Very true sir. Very true!

[Pita]

What do you think of my latest avatar?

[jseal]

X-mas never looked so good!

[dicksbro]

Yep. That's something me and my manhood can honestly confirm.

[Pita]

Zeal for the holiday's is a good thing.

[dicksbro]

Absolutely. ;)

[SuzyQ]

Beds are good...

[dicksbro]

Couldn't ask for anything much better than that!

[Pita]

Dreaming of being in his arms while in bed is a wonderful thing to do.

[dicksbro]

Exactly what I was thinking ... except, of course, you could substitute "her" for "his." :)

[jseal]

Feeling and fondling each other?

[Studmuffin69]

Going down to taste her sweet nectar.