Breast sizes

[Porn_king]

ok guys and girls, my girl gets really annoyed when i dont know all these cup sizes.... so i was wondering, can someone list the cup sizes from like smallest to largest, possibly with piccys demonstrating some of their sizes.

[The Shadow]

Dont worry about the size PK more than a mouth full is a waste anyway !!!!!

[FussyPucker]

Originally posted by fireguy
Dont worry about the size PK more than a mouth full is a waste anyway !!!!! I have to disagreee there fireguy there's no such thing as waste on my lovely lady......and it has to be said loulabelle's are certainly more than a mouth full!!! :D:D:D:D

oh and Porn_king this link should help you:
http://www.northernconcord.org.uk/bra-info.htm

[jseal]

fireguy,

I'm with FussyPucker on this one - I don't see it as a waste.

[vampeyes]

Man didn't we discuss the whole "more than a mouthfull" on another thread? I have much more than a mouth ful (42 dd thank you very much) and I can't say that I have ever had a man or woman say "Wow! I am sorry I don't like your breasts because they are more than a mouth full" and somehow I doubt I ever will!!!!!!!

[FussyPucker]

Let's not get too caught up in the "more than a mouthfull" thing I'm sure it was meant as a joke and that's how I'm treating it.... I just love to point out at any opportunity that my lovely lady has got wonderful breasts hehehe :D:D:D I'm a lucky boy

[flutelady]

I'm a C cup and my man loves "the girls".... they make me happy too, so it's all good here!

[DayDreamer]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one
type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes? Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,
E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra
sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up

[Teddy Bear]

roflmao!!! TY DayDreamer those are terrific! Glad to see you posting. Hope to see more of you. :)

FussyPucker, you are a lucky boy, but lets not forget how lucky lou is to have you!! Goes both ways. :D

Porn_king, If you know what size your girl is, do the rest really matter? Your looking at the others, not measuring them for bra size. I'm putting my 'B's at the bottom. And contrary to DayDreamers joke, they're more then 'barely there'. :D

fireguy, you can put your sexy mouth all over my breast anytime. For its not just a mouthful that matters but multiple mouthfuls and a handful to boot. ;) Not to mention the fact theres a great valley between them just the same size as your cock. :D

[GingerV]

DayDreamer...that was hysterical. I'm keeping the size definitions, that'll come in handy.

[Ryan²]

Teddybear, they are so tasty. I love it when the nipples go rock hard.

[flutelady]

Beautiful breasts, Teddy Bear.... and I love what he's doing to them

[DayDreamer]

Boobies



This is a cute way to send "the message"! There is a serious
message at the end, but you get to laugh on the way there. Now go out
and have your mammies grammed!

Perfect Breasts
(o)(o)
Fake Silicone Breasts
( + )( + )
Perky Breasts
(*)(*)
Big Nipple Breasts
(@)(@)
A Cups
o o
D Cups
{ O }{ O }
Wonder Bra Breasts
(oYo)
Cold Breasts
( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided Breasts
(o)(O)
Pierced Nipple Breasts
(Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
\ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )
Android Breasts
| o | | o |
Mammogram Breasts
___ ___


For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.


After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."


"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."


She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!


My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!


"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.


"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.


It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.


Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.


If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"


This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out!

[nikki1979]

ROFLMAO daydreamer to cute

~nikki

[thereIam]

Teddy Bear, you have a nice collage! :D

.

[lakritze]

In defense of Fireguy,I think he was referring to an old qoute that goes something like, "Anything more than a mouth full is in excess." I am sure that the quote was from a guy to reasure a lady with small breasts.As if a lady with small breasts needs reasuring any way.Large,small, perky or slightly sagging and all of them in between.... Breasts are wonderful aren't they?

[GingerV]

The one that I always heard was that a woman's breast should ideally fit into a champaign glass (note, NOT a flute! ;) ). As an old friend of mine once told me.....there's some damn big champaign glasses out there to suit the really thirsty folks.

[WildIrish]

I've never been fond of champagne.

But I sure do like boobs.

[pinkbutton]

b cup is barely there hey? dont like the idea of that! ill have u know im a 34b and im quite well endowned pudsey will tell u ! lol!

[imaginewithme]

I am 38 C and would love to have the nice perfect round ones like models have......

and teddybear...love the tongue action a lot!!!

[babybunny]

LOL Daydreamer! :D


<~ has 42 C

[sugar]

Cup size? Take a guess!
:D

[FussyPucker]

Well sugar I'll have a guess at D maybe even a couple of 'em of course it's very difficult to tell when my tongue isn't "measuring" them ;)

Since I did say I'm very happy with Lou's gorgeous orbs I should let you all in on the yummy size........ 36F :D:D now that's a hand(s) full!......I might need some help here!!!

[curvyredhead]

DayDreamer~ ROFLMAO... Thank you for the incredible laughs!:jester:

Teddy Bear~ WOW! I'd like to say more, but I can't stop drooling! :lust:

Sugar~ Looks to me like the size is 'perfect' :hot:

FussyPucker~ Anytime you need help, you let me know, 'cause I'm always willing to help out a fellow pixie! :devil:

[SuzyQ]

Daydream they are so cute..I saved them ..welcome to pixies...keep up the good work

[Oldfart]

Sugar, 36C?

[Mercury_Maniac]

if i can't touch them what good are they?

j/k


breasts are beautiful no matter what the size

[imaginewithme]

so is your avatar

[skyler_m]

sugar - I usually use my face to measure breast size... :D