[ l ] Self Help Book [ l ]

[Lilith]

If you wrote a self help or 'how to' book, what would the title be?

What would it be about?

[jseal]

"Data Base Design for Mere Mortals"

Relational data base design guidelines and suggestions.

[FussyPucker]

"How to make a million......by writing a book about how to make Million"

Then hope people are dumb enough to buy it when the only line in it says "Write a book called 'How to make a Million' and sell it to stupid people like you!" the rest of the pages will be blank to allow people to start their own books :)

jseal, do it PLEASE!!!!! Would it cover 3 dimensional databases? :D

[jseal]

FussyPucker,

You're very kind, but that requires a HUGE amount of time.

If you think I may be of service, please don't hesitate to ask. I am familiar with data modeling, particularly business processes. I may be able to help.

[FussyPucker]

jseal - Thanks, I don’t have any immediate need but you never know! It’s always nice to know there’s advice available if I need it!

[Kissy]

I am fully confident that I could write a book on multitasking.

In fact I could write the book while mopping my floor, talking on the phone, cooking dinner, doing laundry, and entertaining two kids. :rolleyes: :D

[Crichton]

I would have to call my self help book
"How To Be Like Me, So You Can Stop Annoying Me"
Present company excluded of course.

[PantyFanatic]

I’m not certain what a self-help book looks like.:confused: When I went to the book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?', she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.:(

[osuche]

LOL @ PF.

"How to Market Like a Saleswoman and Think Like an Engineer"

...very small readership...

[LixyChick]

"If I wanted shit from you, I'd have split your head open and scooped it out"....and other witty snippets for the person who hates hindsight!



Oh geezzzzzz......I've become so cynical and jaded!

[Steph]

I'll help co-write, Lixy! I prefer the title, "Stop Whining Now (No really, that's an order!)"