Penises and such

[gekkogecko]

Talking in the chatroom this evening, came accross someone who had never heard the term "trouser snake".

So, I'm wondering.
How many synonyms for penis do you know?
Yes, you should list them, at least the ones that aren't yet.

[dreamgurl]

i've heard of the "one eyed snake" too, to go along with the theme you set loose in my head lol

[skyler_m]

I call mine "the little general" :D

[TRUSTNO1]

AARON'S ROD
ARM
BABY-MAKER
BEEF
BLUE VEIN MEATROLL
BALD-HEADED BUTLER
BALD-HEADED MOUSE
BELLY BUSTER
BATHTUB EEL
BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE
BIRD
BONE
BALONEY
BANANA
BAT
BAYONET
BEAN TOSSER
BEEF
BELLY RUFFIAN
BLADE
BROOMSTICK
BUM TICKLER
BUSH BEATER
BUTTON-HOLE WORKER
COCK
CANDLE
CARROT
CLUB
CRACK HAUNTER
CRANNY HUNTER
CRACKSMAN
CREAMSTICK
CULTY GUN
CARNAL STUMP
CHICKEN
CHILD-GETTER
CHINK-STOPPER
COREY
CROOK
DICK
DORK
DONG
DONIKER
DINGUS
DIPSTICK
DAGGER
DART OF LOVE
DEAREST MEMBER
DICKY
DING-DONG
DINGER
DINGLE-DANGLE
DUMMY
DODADDY
DOLLY
DOOFLICKER
DOWN-LEG
DRAGON
EEL
END
FAMILY ORGAN
FIDDLE BOW
FISH
FISHING ROD
FLAPPER
FOOL-STICKER
FOREFINGER
FUCKER
FOREMAN
GUN
GUT WRENCH
GIGGLE STICK
GADGET
GARDENER
GIGGLING PIN
GOOSER
GRAVY MAKER
GRINDING TOOL
GRISTLE
GUT STICK
HAIR SPLITTER
HAMBONE
HAMMER
HANGING JOHNNY
HOE HANDLE
HOLY POKER
HORN
HOSE
HOT ROD
HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE
MISSILE
HAIRY HOT DOG
JACK IN THE BOX
JEMSON
JERKING IRON
JIGGER
JING JANG
JOCKAM
JOHNNIE
JOHNNY ONE-EYE THE
BALD-HEADED CHAMP
JOHNSON
JOINT
JOY KNOB
JOY PRONG
JOY STICK
KEY
KIDNEY CRACKER
KIDNEY WIPER
KIELBASA
KING MEMBER
KNOB
KNOCKER
LADIES' DELIGHT
LADIES' LOLLIPOP
LADIES' TREASURE
LAMP OF LIFE
LANCE
LIFE PRESERVER
LITTLE BROTHER
LITTLE WILLIE
LIVER TURNER
LIVE SAUSAGE
LIZARD
LOB
LOBCOCK
LOBSTER
LOLLYPOP
LONG JOHN
LOVE DART
LOVE GUN
LOVE MUSCLE
LUCY
LUNG DISTURBER
MAD MICK
MAGIC WAND
MAN-ROOT
MARROW BONE
MASTER JOHN THURSDAY
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
MEAT
MEAT HOOK
MEAT WHISTLE
MEMBER
MERRYMAKER
MIDDLE LEG
MILKMAN
MISTER GOODWRENCH
MISTER TOM
MOUSE
MUSCLE
MUTTON DAGGER
MY BODY'S CAPTAIN
NATURAL SCYTHE
NEEDLE
NIMROD
NIPPY
NOODLE
NOONY
OLD BLIND BOB
ONE-EYED NIGHT CRAWLER IN
THE TURTLE-NECK SWEATER
ONE-EYED MILKMAN
ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT
ONE-EYED WONDER WORM
PANT MUSCLE
PECKER
PEE-PEE
PEN
PENCIL
PENDULUM
PERCH
PETER
PICCOLO
PICKLOCK
PIKESTAFF
PILE DRIVER
PIN
PINK PENCIL
PIPE
PISSER
PISTOL
PLUGTAIL
POCKET PICCOLO
POCKET ROCKET
POINTER
POKER
POLE
PORK
PORK SWORD
POST
PRICK
PRIDE AND JOY
PRONG
PUD
PUDDING
PUMP HANDLE
PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR
OF LOVE
PUP
PUTZ
QUICKENING PEG
QUIMSTAKE
RAM
RAMROD
RAW MEAT
REAMER
RED CAP
ROD
ROD OF LOVE
ROLLING PIN
ROOT
RUDDER
RUPERT
RUSSELL THE WONDER
MUSCLE
ST. PETER
SALAMI
SAUSAGE
SCEPTRE
SCHLONG
SEXING PIECE
SHAFT
SHMOCK
SHORT ARM
SHOVE DEVIL
SHVONTZ
SILENT FLUTE
SKIN FLUTE
SNAKE
SPIGOT
SPIKE-FAGGOT
SPINDLE
SPOT-RUMP
SPOUT
STAFF
STEAMING HOT KANGA
STEM
STICK
STING
STUMP
SUGAR STICK
SWORD
TAIL PIN
TALLY-WHACKER
TASSEL
TENT PEG
THING
THIRD LEG
THISTLE
THROBBER
THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE
TICKLE-GIZZARD
TICKLER
TONG
TOOL
TORCH OF CUPID
TOY
TRAP-STICK
TROUSER ANACONDA
TUBE STEAK
UNCLE DICK
VOMITING COBRA
WAND
WANG
WAZOO
WEAPON
WEDGE
WEENIE
WHACKER
WHIP
WHISTLE
WHORE-PIPE
WICK
WILLIE
WINKLE
WIRE
WORM
YANG
YARD
YOSH
ZUBRICK
http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/dirty/malegenitals.html

How's that for a list of slang-term's for you all......:D

[LixyChick]

Well........there ya go!

I'll just say hiya then gekkogecko!

Oh...wait! Trouser Trout isn't on there!

Whew! I always feel better when I can contribute to a thread! LOL!

[Tess]

For the more militant Republicans and military, I've heard:

Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
Helmeted Warrior

OOO-Rah!

[davidlovesit]

I've also heard Cunt-Cleaner, and Womb-Rammer. I wonder how many names there are for the big toe? Fewer I would think.


davidlovesit

[Vigil]

Trouser Trout????????????????????????????

Is that Rainbow or Brown?

[GingerV]

What the heck kind of disease do you have to catch to wind up with a rainbow colored trouser trout?!? ;)

[TRUSTNO1]

I think you can only get a rainbow colored trouser trout on easter when ya spill your kid's egg coloring dye on yourself ;-P

[HarleyRider6769]

My Favorite "Bologna Pony" and The ever Popular Skin Boat to Tuna Town " God Rest Burgis Merridth

[curvyredhead]

LMFAO!! Thank you so much, everyone who have poted here... I'm going to be laughing for the rest of the day!

I must confess my favorite has always been the Heat Seeking Moisture Missle, my female friends and I used to abreviate it HSMMmmm.

[LixyChick]

LMAO@HarleyRider6769! Nice, smiley memory!

[sillyme]

flesh flute - saw skin flute on that awsome list but not flesh :)

[skyler_m]

not that a penis is funny, but i've heard male masturbation referred to as "punching the clown", so I guess it could be called

Bozo

[Teddy Bear]

ROFLMAO!!!

gekkogecko, Terrific thread, TY.

I can't add any, but TY to all of you who did.

TRUSTNO1, That list is great. Was going to try & pick out the funniest but thats impossible! TY! And WELCOME TO PIXIES!! Will be watching for more post from you. ;)

teddy :) :D

[musketeer]

just a couple more:

Love Muscle
Love Trunchion
Lady Pleaser
Pocket Howitzer
Purple Headed Demon
Splurge Gun
Sperminator

[paprclphd]

winky binky

[Euphemism]

The Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger, to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or john-thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public, or they'll stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Thank you very much.

(c) Monty Python's album-whose-name-i-can't-remember

[TRUSTNO1]

:sperm: Forgot to list one, and it's my personal Favorite!! { BOB }

Well that's what one of my GF's called it!!:hump: :bj:

[BarrysNic3]

Mister Wiggley

[Ryan²]

I guess TRUSTNO1's list puts it into perspective.

[nikanik]

My son (5) calls his Mr. Winky. The other calls his WeeBuddy.

[mcjim623]

Unfortunately, when hanging out with my wife and her friends, they don't have a lot of nice things to say about a penis, mostly, its ugly, and not very nice to look at, but counts most is what it can do for them, and I guess, to them.

Now, I don't neccessarily agree, but I am slowly trying to change their way of thinking, and one day, I will overcome---so to speak...=)


McJim

[curvyredhead]

McJim,

Not all women feel that way! I think that penis' are fantastic to look at! I just love to watch one go from very soft and limp to rock hard and throbing! Each one is different and has it's own features! So take heart (and hard on LOL), and maybe they will see the light!