Girls and Guys... worst chat up lines youve used/heard

[Porn_king]

ok, this is a kind of shoot off of the other chat up line thread.... now whats the worst chat up line you've heard/used?

i personally have never used chat up lines, theyre sad, corny and stupid.... but ive had a few used on me, the worst is by far

your eyes sparkle like a cats in the headlights of an oncoming car.

[Vigil]

Was that a threat or a chat up line?

[osuche]

Hey bebe...Bacon or sausage for breakfast?

((I didn't even bother to respond))

[BigBear57]

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again.

[Porn_king]

mine was a chat up line, pretty sad really

another one used was "come to bed with me and you'll see why i dont use chat up lines" i was like sshhyeah, i went to bed with her... but not cos of the chat up line

[Englishlush]

That top is very becoming on you but if I was on top of you I'd be coming too.......:D

[SuzyQ]

ASL?....gawd..I really hate it when they ask that after I have said all that stuff in the room...and the other is Wanna Fuck?..i usually say yes, but not you! most of the time I just ignore that stuff.

[Wicked Wanda]

^5 SuzyQ
You picked my two least favorites!!!!
Followed by the bar line "hey baby"

WW

[Steph]

I edit opening lines for a dating company. The written ones are bad, too.

~I'm the one your mother warned you about.
~I might be what you're looking for.

Those are used ALL the time.

*runs away screaming, hands over ears*

[Nice Guy]

I truly hate the asl especially when it is all they type. I used to channel op on IRC and those morons would PM me anyway.