I once knew a chicken from nantucket...damn that's not right

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Anyone else ever screw up the stories or jokes they tell??

Give me some of your messed up examples

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My Yugoslavian grandma...when we drove by farmland under water with cattails abounding...used to call it "Swammi Land"

LOL ~ Always cracked us up

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*scratches head*



No!! not that one you sickos

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Well, I waited TWO hours...and no one lese had any ideas. Gimme a freakin break!

ACtually, I have this joke I've told a couple of times...and I forget the punch line...but it's REALLY long so I won't trouble you here.

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bumping chicken threads *shrugs*