Come on, Lie to me!!!

[skipthisone]

So tell me what happened in your bed last night...and no I dont want to hear the truth...this is the time for a sexy lie.

[osuche]

Well...I recently met this guy...who kidnapped the strap-on he and his wife regularly use...and brought it to Columbus. He BEGGED me to use it on him last night.

I made him fasten it on and bend over the bed, then I had him beg me to violate his *ss.

After I violated him for hours (no lube, and after he begged me to stop), I laid back and made him lick me :D


Truth or fiction? I'll never tell!

[skipthisone]

I think i just stained my pants.

[Lilith]

wasn't in *my* bed last night;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

<---wasn't in her bed last night, either...was too busy christening the *other* rooms of the house. ;)

[skipthisone]

Dont you girls listen....lies I want to be lied to!!!!

[osuche]

I know for a fact more than one of us was lying :D

:hot:

[BamaKyttn]

I sucked cock last night and spit.



















































Incase anyone forgot, when I wasn't a lesbian I swallowed.

[WildIrish]

I hacked up my wife into little tiny pieces and buried her in the back yard. Shhhhh!

[jseal]

WildIrish,

Damn! Now I gotta use a different lie!


Hmmmmm...


Lessee......

[PashkinThePanther]

Originally posted by skipthisone
So tell me what happened in your bed last night...and no I dont want to hear the truth...this is the time for a sexy lie.

I had Scarlett Johansen in my bed last night.... ;)

[skipthisone]

stinking filthy muskie smelling liars...you all

[IAKaraokeGirl]

If you really want to know the truth, I did *not* christen every room in my house. I only christened the ones with no blinds on the windows, and I did it with all the lights on. :D

[skipthisone]

Foooooeeyyy

[osuche]

Tonight I had him rub my nipples down with ice cubes (using only his teeth) and then eat chocolate mousse out of my pussy. There's nothing better than dessert in bed :hot:

Of course, we *could* have used some of your white chocolate cheesecake, skip :D

[SuzyQ]

And my husband came home with all 5 of his friends and the gang banged me on the living room carpet...Now I got to rent a carpet cleaner in the morning :P

[osuche]

<-- Hates when ^^^ happens to me.

















Unless...of course...you can convince the carpet cleaners to give you your cleaning for free :hot:

[curvyredhead]

Or you can just have hard wood floors... and toss down a few mats... and never have to clean the carpet!! Besides all the oil is sooooo much easier to wipe up!

[pinkbutton]

I hads the best time last night with someone i shouldnt have been with cause he has himself a girlfriend. We lay round on the sofa for hours just chilling out and wathing the TV. then when we finally got in to to bed we undressed each other slowly and finally made love for what seemed like hours on end.

[skipthisone]

I always knew you women had it in you to fib all the time.

[osuche]

Hey! Who said I was fibbing??????

[nikki1979]

Originally posted by curvyredhead
Or you can just have hard wood floors... and toss down a few mats... and never have to clean the carpet!! Besides all the oil is sooooo much easier to wipe up!


or be like me and own the steam cleaner hhehehehheheheheheehheheheeh

~nikki

[nikki1979]

last night jeeping came home and tied me up . then he put a blindfold on me and i heard ppl walking around. i spend the whole night getting teased and turned on by unknown amounts of ppl of unknow sexes. and to top it all off he made them leave bf hed take the blindfold off!!!! HOW WRONG!!!!! ehhehehhee


































dont i wish!!


~nikki

[skipthisone]

How did you know my nickname was "steamcleaner"?

[nikki1979]

lol

[Tess]

I was spirited away by the Tag Police for removing the label on my pillows, and was interrogated by an Amazon Gestapo woman with a cattle prod and an Oreck vacuum cleaner, and forced to watch a looping video of Pee-Wee Herman doing the "Tequila Dance" until I came all over myself.



Otherwise, nothing unusual happened last night.

[GingerV]

Couldn't sleep last night.....probably BECAUSE I knew I had to be up before dawn this morning. And the fact that the love of my life was snoring like a buzz saw next to me wasn't helping. I know it's not possible to snore smugly...but at 2am, it sure seems like it.

Well, if I can't sleep...he's not going to. Woke the darling boy up with what started as a gentle frontal massage. The snoring sure stopped, but he didn't want to admit he was awake...fair enough, half the time...I just want to talk something out ;). So I let my hands move lower, and started gently stroking his cock....that was awake sure enough. At that point, I think he was playing possum for another reason....curious to see how far I'd go. Silly boy, should've known I was going down on him as soon as I was done teasing.....at least for a while.

And rather than force our mods to move this post into the story category, I'll just say that I went as far as can do....wound up face down in the pillows with my tail in the air getting happily screwed from behind.

Afterwards, I curled up in a happy, exhausted heap and slept like a baby for the rest of the night.















OK, so I'm a rotten liar. After all that I still couldn't get to sleep last night ;).

[skipthisone]

I almost bought that one

[Lilith]

Last night he massaged my back til I was almost asleep, almost. As he rubbed I could feel my silk gown gliding up over my ass. Soon I felt his warm lips placing gentle kisses on my ass cheeks and the small of my back. I shifted slowly til I could reach his cock, sliding his shorts off I greedily sucked his cock til he was throbbing and begging me to stop so he could fuck me. Eventually I acquiessed, and rolled onto my back. He slowly slid his stiff cock balls deep, in my wet pussy. I tightened my muscles and clamped down on his aching cock as he began to slowly thrust inside. Suddenly he stopped, and looked into my eyes, I said, " Babe what's wrong" He whispered, "nothing, just not yet" and dived between my legs lapping at my soaking pussy. then I heard......








*knock*knock* "Mommy, can I come get in your bed?????????"










I wish it were a lie:p

[paprclphd]

<~~~~~ Laughing at Lilith. That was darling!

[paprclphd]

Last night we drove out to the lake and sat and stared at the water for hours. We made out passionately as the small waves rolled slowly on the shore. It was such a beautiful night in Texas, and the stars were out in full effect. He whispered in my ear that he was ready for something more, and I could feel my pussy beggining to throb in anticipation. We started to undress each other until we were completely naked, open to the fresh air. We made love to each other right there in the sand, me on top riding him while looking out on the beautiful scenery...........................













So when we got home the bed was used for nothing but sleeping!

[cowgirltease]

I took you home with me and fucked you with my strap-on.;) :p

[Porn_king]

last night i went to see my friends band, then after heavy drinking i went to the nearby field with my girlfriend and her 5 mates and had a mass orgy