Ok Guys...time to fess up!

[WildIrish]

All of that wacking off adds up! What's your stats?

The Ejaculator (http://sickjokes.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://strongbad.surrealistic.net/ejaculator.php)

Personally, I have generated 18.416666666667 gallons and 153.69452366667 lbs. of Jizz!

If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 98.222222222222 yards...a football field of spooch.

I have killed approximately 636,480,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3536 kittens...and counting...fast.

[Nice Guy]

I bow to the master

You have made 4.0625 gallons and 33.90320375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 28.888888888889 yards.
You have killed approximately 187,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1040 kittens.

[nikki1979]

LMAO omg to funny !! poor kitties!!!

~nikki~

[Lovediva]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I've drank 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Prophet Reality]

You have made 16.25 gallons and 135.612815 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.

[jseal]

Gentlemen,

You keep me humble,

You have made 14.21875 gallons and 118.661213125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.0111111111111 football fields!
You have killed approximately 655,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3640 kittens.

[Aqua]

Uhm....

You have made 38.59375 gallons and 322.080435625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,778,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9880 kittens.

[Irish]

You have made 93.4375 gallons and 779.77368625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.6444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,305,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 23920 kittens. Irish
P.S.Don't forget,I'll be 60,this month!I counted from when I was
14.Even with regular sex,I still do it,at least,once a day!I figured on 10times a week.Maybe,my wife is right, & I am oversexed!

[WildIrish]

<--- is suprised there are any kittens left at all in New Hampshire.

[Irish]

WI---Everyone needs a hobby!I gave up smoking & drinking!I'll be
damned if I'll give up sex! Irish

[Lilith]

Kittens are over-rated:p

[osuche]

Clearly, I have some work to do.

You have DRUNK 5.28125 gallons and 44.074164875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 37.555555555556 yards.
You have killed approximately 243,360,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 1352 kittens.

[Belial]

You have made 36.5625 gallons and 305.12883375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

I'll catch you yet, Irish! :D

[Irish]

I think that,I found,ANOTHER reason,why you never see cats,outside,of a Chinese Resturant! Irish

[mrbri]

You have made 19.5 gallons and 162.735378 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.04 football fields!
You have killed approximately 673,920,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3744 kittens.

[Sharni]

I've swallowed 121.875 gallons and 1017.0961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens. :eek:

;):D

[kleclere]

You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3866666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 898,560,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4992 kittens.

[SexKing]

where do you find this stuff - its great!

[intrigued]

You have made 24.375 gallons and 203.4192225 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.7333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,123,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 6240 kittens.


That sure is alot of little kitties........lol

[intrigued]

Wow, Sharni, 8 footbal fields.................. Imprressive amount to swallow..

[stiffman]

i dont remember what to say...... because you all counted on mine.

[skyler_m]

Well... at least I'm not the worst self abuser... :D

You have made 27.083333333333 gallons and 226.02135833333 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.8888888888889 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,872,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 10400 kittens.

[SuzyQ]

Anyone want to fill a swimming pool?

[skyler_m]

LOL@SuzyQ...

That would be just a little bit thick to swim in... :D

[Casperr]

You have made 12.796875 gallons and 106.7950918125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 91 yards.
You have killed approximately 589,680,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 3276 kittens.



I blame my youth and busy lifestyle :D

CasperTG

[Eros]

You have made 19.296875 gallons and 161.0402178125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3722222222222 football fields!
You have killed approximately 889,200,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4940 kittens.

Damn..I GOTTA find another hobby!...LOL

[musketeer]

You have made 20.3125 gallons and 169.51601875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.4444444444444 football fields!
You have killed approximately 936,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 5200 kittens.

[flywater]

You have made 35.546875 gallons and 296.6530328125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.5277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,638,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9100 kittens.

Damn, didn't realize the stats! Have to work harder to catch up to others!

[rabbit]

You have made 11.578125 gallons and 96.6241306875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 82.333333333333 yards.

You have killed approximately 533,520,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 2964 kittens.


:rolleyes:



rabbit

[Roberto]

You have made 39 gallons and 325.470756 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9984 kittens.

Next time someone says I'm a great big wanker, I'll have to agree!
What is it with the kittens? or am I too innocent to know?

[dicksbro]

You have made 26 gallons and 216.980504 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!

If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.7733333333333 football fields!

You have killed approximately 1,797,120,000,000 little swimmers.

You have killed 9984 kittens.

[denny]

You have made 125.125 gallons and 1044.2186755 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.8977777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,765,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 32032 kittens.

Hmmmmmmmmmm....am I a bad person?

[osuche]

Originally posted by denny

Hmmmmmmmmmm....am I a bad person?


YES. And it's what I like about you, my friend :D

[Irish]

denny---According to your profile,you were born in 1949!I was born in 1944,so you have less time,creating sperm, then I.I bow
to your dedication! Irish

[TRUSTNO1]

You have made 17.265625 gallons and 144.0886159375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.2277777777778 football fields!
You have killed approximately 795,600,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4420 kittens.

Definately not something I would normally think about,but Damn that's impressive!! :D

[hornybigirl]

Originally posted by Sharni
I've swallowed 121.875 gallons and 1017.0961125 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 8.6666666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,616,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 31200 kittens. :eek:

;):D

Seriously? You've swallowed that much? That's like, what... almost every load your man blows? I think that's even more than me! :D

[popper70]

I have made 13.40625 gallons and 111.880572375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If I lined up my ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 95.333333333333 yards.
I have killed approximately 617,760,000,000 little swimmers.
I have killed 3432 kittens.

[Ryan²]

You have made 1787.5 gallons and 14917.40965 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 95.333333333333 football fields!
You have killed approximately 61,776,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9507 kittens.

*shock/horror* IS THIS REALLY ME?!

[Mercury_Maniac]

You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.

[Mercury_Maniac]

i guess i need to wack off more or something

[kace]

You have made 98.109375 gallons and 818.7623705625 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.9766666666667 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,520,880,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 25116 kittens.

should I get out more??

[Sharni]

Originally posted by hornybigirl
Seriously? You've swallowed that much? That's like, what... almost every load your man blows? I think that's even more than me! :D

What can i say....i love to suck cock...and errr swallow :D:D

[Mercury_Maniac]

Originally posted by Sharni
What can i say....i love to suck cock...and errr swallow :D:D


then you need to come over here and swallow this!!

[Sharni]

Now if i were single i just might have taken you up on that sexy :slurp:

[Mercury_Maniac]

aw thats too bad,


your missing out

[DarkRaven]

You have made 18.28125 gallons and 152.564416875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 1.3 football fields!
You have killed approximately 842,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 4680 kittens.

[WildIrish]

Woo Hoo...it's been a busy year!

Since February, I've manufactured and distributed 4.1302083 gallons and 34.468257145 lbs. of Jizz!

And I have killed 2236 kittens.

All with my bare hands!


/me pats self on back (after washing hands of course)

[WildIrish]

This must be the result of a typo! I can't have filled 4 milk cartons with spoo!

[texascubfan]

I'm cufused, what does me abusing darth vader have to do with kittens? anyway, here's my stats. mind you, they're a little skewed since i'm an older person!
You have made 48.75 gallons and 406.838445 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.6 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,684,800,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9360 kittens.

[Cjack]

I didn't take it cause I don't wank.

[WildIrish]

I'm cufused, what does me abusing darth vader have to do with kittens?

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[Ruff Eek]

You have made 89.578125 gallons and 747.5656426875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 6.37 football fields!
You have killed approximately 4,127,760,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 22932 kittens.


Personal Estimates:
15% went directly into the toilet
65% went into pieces of Kleenex
20% went here and there, and everywhere!

p.s. In addition to those 4.1 trillion swimmers I killed, I am proud to also have made ONE perfect BABY GIRL! 1 year old next month!

[bigmike01]

i figure for a 21 year old i'm not doing too bad


You have made 8.125 gallons and 67.8064075 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 57.777777777778 yards.
You have killed approximately 374,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 2080 kittens.

[scotzoidman]

You have made 45.703125 gallons and 381.4110421875 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.25 football fields!
You have killed approximately 2,106,000,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 11700 kittens.