Cures for Manflu?

[Vigil]

I have had manflu (common cold) since Christmas. I was wondering whether you can suggest anything?

[Lilith]

I heard that having oral sex with someone in Florida cures everything

[WildIrish]

Must have something to do with all those oranges.

[dicksbro]

Lilith, you definitely can be my doctor. :)

[Lilith]

OK but I don't file insurance claims;)

[Vigil]

Originally posted by Lilith
OK but I don't file insurance claims;)

Surely you do Assurance though?

So let me get this straight. You have to be in Florida, rather than simply with a Floridian, though that may be extra curative?

I've heard about that technique with citrus fruit and a tournique - its a high risk strategy.

Thank you - this is most helpful - I'll keep you posted.

[Lilith]

If the VitC does not work then I can always whip it out of you;)

[Vigil]

Originally posted by Lilith
If the VitC does not work then I can always whip it out of you;)

Yes - but then you might catch it, and what would I do?

[Lilith]

<~~~ does not believe in getting sick

[Vigil]

Ding-a-ling. I thought that it had bells on!

Well just a little sick - to the point of ?

Or is sick just plain sick?

[musketeer]

As a man I thought manflu was incurable! in fact almost fatal. LOL

[LixyChick]

Feeling better yet Vigil?

Zinc is spose to be helpful! It can be found in vitamin C lozenges at any pharmacy (least I think any pharmacy).

Or...maybe there are some frogs we can have shipped in from the rainforrest for you! *giggle*

[Vigil]

Please Please - anything but Frogs.


















Oh you don't mean the French do you?

Yes I am fighting fit - thank you very much for asking. Up for any suggestions this weekend.

[juicylucy]

as a student nurse I'm sure I could help u out!

[Vigil]

Originally posted by juicylucy
as a student nurse I'm sure I could help u out!

Now I feel faint!