Words for masterbation

[eliza261]

Hello people
MY friends and i were boared today and someone started to list off words for masterbation //and why not the cock and pussy too while we are at it. i think that it would be interseting to see what different words people use..
i m sorry if this thread has already been made but there are new peeps on here who need to have their voices heard without going into the achives
anyway.. start listing.. i know all u people out there have some specail words that they use while perving

have fun
Eliza

[SexKing]

Bashing the Bishop?

[SexKing]

Spank the monkey

[Steph]

visiting the man in the canoe

[skyler_m]

I always enjoyed "Punching the clown"...

both the activity and the terminology

[Ryan²]

Shaving the carrot.
Chucking one out.
Playing with man's best friend.
Stroking the salami.

[nikki1979]

lol those are cute
i like
"double clicking the mouse"

~nikki~

[Xpose]

One off the wrist
Five knuckle shuffle

[Frenum]

I always liked the saying, "Hold on while I tug one off"
How about diddling?

[way22hot]

pulling your pud?

[WildIrish]

I've always been fond of "trip the pressure release valve" but often say "pleasure myself" because it sounds more polite. ha ha

[Romial]

How about masturbating or masturbation. :)

[bigman76]

My personal favorite it to: "rub one out"

[rtctfield]

waxing the dolphin

[WildIrish]

Originally posted by rtctfield
waxing the dolphin

<---always wondered why dolphins were so shiny

[skipthisone]

Originally posted by SexKing
Spank the monkey

If I wasnt so turned on I would take offense to that.

:clown:

[rob35can]

Pulling the goalie

[Gilly]

Wacking the Weed

[Gilly]

Paying homage to Rosie and her sisters

[skyler_m]

taming the monster?

or in some cases taming the flea... LOL

[Belial]

Feeding the chickens :)

[flutelady]

Don't forget the old classics...

jacking off and jilling off

[Gilly]

turning japanese

[rtctfield]

Going Han Solo

[jay-t]

loping the mule

[cbass1976]

knock the snot out of tommy

i can't spell

[bb@po9]

Choking the chicken

[paprclphd]

what about - for women only:

"playing with the man in the boat"

[east]

tickle the pickle
launch the rocket
play pocket pool
shine the pole

[skyler_m]

Well, here's the ultimate list (I would think)

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms2.html

Some of my favorites from this site...

Wringing the weasel
Waving the Magic Wand
Visiting Old Faithful


Damn... too many good ones to list here!

[Curious_Fem]

Letting your fingers do the walking. ;)

[Loki]

Masturbation- mas-tur-ba-tion n. -- Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse. —mas-tur-ba-tion-al or mas-tur-ba-to-ry - adj. —mas-tur-ba-tor n.: onanism; to jack off; Anna palm; auto-eroticism; backstroke; baming your wang with the rest of the gang; bean wiggling (female); beat the meat; beat off; beating off; beat your meat; bleed the lizard; bonking your bologna; bop the bologna; bopping your bishop; buffing the purple helmet; burp the worm; bust a nut; catching a nut; check the oil; choking the chicken; choke your chicken; circle jerk (group masturbation); corralling the tadpole; diddling; diddling the box; doing the dishes; feeding the ducks; feel up; feelie; finger blasting; fingering; fingerlingus (for females?); finger blast; finger fuck; finger jabbing; fist fucking; five finger lingo; five finger knuckle chuckle; five knuckle shuffle; flogging the bishop; flog the dolphin; flog the friar; flog your log; flogging your pride; Franny and her five sisters; getting off get excited; get wet; grab the bozac; grease your pole; grease the monkey; hammer hands; hand car; hand jive; hand job; hitchhiking under the sheets; home job; honking his root; humping off; jack your dick; jag off; jack off; jerking off; marching German soldier; milking the lizard; "Nothing Mom!"; one-eyed Kate; paddle the pickle; palm it; Sally palm; piddley diddling; playing with one's self; pocket pinball; pocket ping-pong; pocket pool; pound your pud; piddle the pud; piddle; polish the pud; play with yourself; playing the skin flute; playing with peter; pound your pud; punching the munchkin; pound your pud; pud wacking; pull your pud; pulling your pecker; pulling your puppet; red eye Pete; rosy palm; dating Rosy Palmer; Rosie Palmer and her five friends; to rub off (to masturbate, a female term, used by females); rub one out; rubbin' a chubby; Sally fist and her five sisters; sanding it; scratch the crack (female); shake the snake; self-pollution; self abuse; Shangra-la; shining your helmet; skin your bone; slap your dong; slapping the salami; smack Johnny behind the ears; solo; solitary vice or sin; spankin'; spanking it; spanking the monkey; spank your shank; sparring with the heavy bag; stroke it; stirring the soup (female); stroke the lizard; stroking the muscle; toss off; talking to Henry; Tilly and her four friends; tooting your root; toss-off; tossin' Tony; touckie-feelie; trip to the john; tuggin' on it; tug-o-war with the Cyclops; twiddle a speed bag; twiddling; two finger tango; using the 10-inch black beauty; yank your doodle dandy; wack your squack; walking the dog; wanking; waxing your carrot; wax the dolphin; waxing your pole; waxing the soldier; wack-it; whack off; whacking off; whacking the weasel; wham the ham; whip it; whip your whillie; whittle the wood; wiggling the bean (female); with my imaginary lover; wrap five around woody; yanking; yanking the chain.

[kinx]

Grease da piece

[treeview]

The master wordsmith has come [cum?] up with these:

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/dirty/masturbatemale.html

[Anthony_K]

Some of my fave terms for masturbating:

For the guys:

pocket hockey
stroking the j (or stroking the johnny)
pumping the rod

For the girls:

tossing the salad
tickling kitty


My favorite technique: grind against the bed or stroke with the left had while feeling up the balls with the right..works every time.

:slurp:

Anthony

[midwatchkola]

I always like "Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree".... to release my "sticky white love piss"

[cyberkitten]

Originally posted by Loki
Masturbation- mas-tur-ba-tion n. -- "Nothing Mom!"

*falls over giggling*
i think that's my favorite :D

[Bilbo]

Playing Tennis






You know!


forehand...backhand

forehand...backhand


Juice!

[Lord Snow]

Actually, I like the ones from Transformers. sam's happy time or my special alone time.

[wrestlemark]

:line: RUBBIN ONE OUT !!!!! :line:

[DarkRaven]

saying "hi" to my monster