What gender???????

[celticangel]

What gender is it?

> If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.

> But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.> For
example...

> Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in but you can see
right through them
> Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
> Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated
> Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere, you have to
Light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part
> Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water
> Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on
>
> Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
> Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
> Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around
> Remote Control -- Female .. . .. Ha! You thought it'd be male.
> But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
>