Hokey Cokey and all that cobblers...

[Ryan²]

I am now Ryan² instead of ukG² by the way.

Thanks to Lilith. :) :D ;)

Anyhew: After watching the best comedy on TV, The League Of Gentlemen, Pauline's "Hokey Cokey, Pig In A Pokey" phrase reminded me of the song "Hokey Cokey" song that may have been sung to you when you were a nipper.

Classic! I remember it well.

Can anyone think of some other good ones?

# You put you left foot in... #

[Sugarsprinkles]

Actually, it "The Hokey Pokey" :D

[celticangel]

"In and out the dusty bluebells!" was a fav of mine when I was wee!

[dm383]

Originally posted by Sugarsprinkles
Actually, it "The Hokey Pokey" :D




Over THERE it might be hon; over HERE, it's definitely the "Hokey Cokey" !!! :D (But we still "shake it all about!;))

DM

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Ryan²
[b]I am now Ryan² instead of ukG² by the way.

Thanks to Lilith. :) :D ;).....

<----- *makes note*

Thank you Lilith. :rolleyes:

[Lilith]

YVW pantyfanatic ..er I mean PantyFanatic!

Everyone gets one free nick change....after than you have to bribe me. It's the assholes with 6 dif nicks that use each of them to vote in polls and pretend to be things they aren't that piss me off. I understand using dif nicks in a role play but to just deceive is unacceptable.

[Catch22]

bribe you with what?

[dm383]

Ya mean I'm not SUPPOSED to have 1084736813641 different nick's?!?!?! :eek: Damn!! :D

DM

[LixyChick]

I wanna change my nick to PoosilPatrickFooFooJones!

*LOL! That was my mom's cat's name when she was a little girl! I can't believe I remembered that!!!*

[Lilith]

I can arrange that:D

[LixyChick]

Ain't it too longggggggggggggggg?????????

LOL!

[Lilith]

LOL...I amlost just changed it to play with you but what if I could not get Lixy back :spin:

[Aqua]

Uh-oh.. Seems we may be in for a flogging DM! :eek:

Funny that it's the Hokey Cokey over there. Any ideas why? Is Cokey slang for something? Of course I don't know what Pokey has to do with anything except it Rhymes with Hokey.

[LixyChick]

Wait Lil! I don't even know if I spelled it right anyway.......

Pooseal

Poosile

Pooseel

I never did see her write it down....she just told me about her cat a lot! LOL!

Nevermind......I'll just be me! TYVM!

[PantyFanatic]

Originally posted by Aqua
...Of course I don't know what Pokey has to do with anything except it Rhymes with Hokey.
... and we sure seem to have an abundance of HOKEY over here.:D


.....Everyone gets one free nick change....after than you have to bribe me. .....
That seems like a CAPITOL idea, but I can see the price would be very high. ;)

[dm383]

Originally posted by Aqua
Uh-oh.. Seems we may be in for a flogging DM! :eek:

Funny that it's the Hokey Cokey over there. Any ideas why? Is Cokey slang for something? Of course I don't know what Pokey has to do with anything except it Rhymes with Hokey.


A flogging, eh? OK..... but YOU first!! :)


Cokey/Pokey....... who knows? Not really "up" on rhyming slang..... must investigate!!!

DM

[BlueSwede]

How about "I'm a little acorn nut..."? Or "Itsy Bitsy Spider"? Or what is the name of that one that starts out with "There was an old woman who swallowed a fly..."? Or what is the one that has the lines "...in came the doctor, in came the nurse, in came the lady with the alligator purse..."? My favorite is "I'm a little acorn nut...." My daughter thinks it's hysterical when I sing that one. Of course, then there is "Twinkle, twinkle, little star...."

[dm383]

Originally posted by dm383
A flogging, eh? OK..... but YOU first!! :)


Cokey/Pokey....... who knows? Not really "up" on rhyming slang..... must investigate!!!

DM


http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/h/hokey_cokey.asp


This is mildly amusing!!

[dm383]

There's THIS too........ not too sure about it though!!




Hokey Cokey


Often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).

I had a bit of a Hokey Cokey last night, know what I mean?


DM

[Scarecrow]

DM is that when you shake it all about


lol

[Lilith]

^^best line I heard all day:D

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by BlueSwede
"...in came the doctor, in came the nurse, in came the lady with the alligator purse"

Don't know about the rest of um.....but....well......here goes.....

"Minnie Minnie Ha Ha....went to see her papa......papa died.....Minnie Minnie cried........Minnie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim.......put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim......he drank all the water, ate all the soap......died last night with a bubble in his throat........Minnie called the doctor, doctor called the nurse, nurse called the lady with the alligator purse.......in came the doctor, in came the nurse, in came the lady with the alligator purse..........measles said the doctor, mumps said the nurse, nothing said the lady with the alligator purse........out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse..........."

Dunno if that's the end.....but that's where my memory stops!

BTW....I wouldn't hang out with Minnie.........death seems to happen all around her! Kinda like the guy who's been struck by lightening xxx amount of times.....he'd be no friend of mine! LOL!

*bows and walks off stage......can't find the split in the curtain and exits stage left instead*

[Catch22]

Originally posted by LixyChick
I wanna change my nick to PoosilPatrickFooFooJones!

*LOL! That was my mom's cat's name when she was a little girl! I can't believe I remembered that!!!*

FooFooChick has a ring to it.

[LixyChick]

^^^^^ Sounds too poopieish (is that a word?....is now!) to me!

[Catch22]

a foo is something that isn't really there. foofighters were what they use to call UFOs.

[nikki1979]

my friends and i did the hand games to miss suzy

miss suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, miss suzzy went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator give me number nine and if u disconect me ill kick ur behind the fridgeorator there was a piece of glass ,miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little asssssssssk me no more questions ill tell u no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up the flies are in the city the bees are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissin in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK! DARK! DARK!

lol i can not belive i remembered all that! lol we used to go faster and faster till the teachers thought we were cussing and wed get in trouble and sent to seperate places LOL

[Lilith]

Speaking of foo

Little Rabbit Foo-Foo~ Hoppin through the forrest scoopin up the field mice and bonkin' 'em on the head;)

[BIBI]

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town...

The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish..........

etc. etc. etc. :)

[Scarecrow]

In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
you find the fun and snap!
The job's a game

Nad ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! Aspree!
It's very clear to me

That a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

[BlueSwede]

Thanks, LixyChick! :D That's how I remember it, too. Thanks for jogging my memory (Minnie Ha Ha song).

Here are the words to the song about the little acorn nut...what I remember at least:

I'm a little acorn nut, lying on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me, that is why I'm cracked you see.
I'm a nut..<<click click>> I'm a nut <<click click>> Amen...amen...

Ohhhhh...

Called myself on the telephone, just to hear that golden tone,
asked myself for a date, gotta be home by half past eight.
I'm a nut..<<click click?? I'm a nut <<click click>> Amen...amen...

Ohhhhh...

Took myself to the picture show, got a seat in the very first row,
Wrapped my arms around my waist,
got so fresh I slapped my face.
I'm a nut..<<click click>> I'm a nut <<click click>> Amen...amen...

Ohhhh....

I'm a little T an' T, and I'm as cute as I can be,
I can sing and I can dance,
I wear ruffles on my pa...OOPS! Boys! (another guess)...
I wear ruffles on my dress.

Boom ditty yah-ta..boom boom!

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Catch22
a foo is something that isn't really there. foofighters were what they use to call UFOs.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! So FooFooChick means I am not really here? Stealth? Or nonexistent? I'm curious and need to know these things!

*pinches self! OUCH!*

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by nikki1979
my friends and i did the hand games to miss suzy

miss suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, miss suzzy went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator give me number nine and if u disconect me ill kick ur behind the fridgeorator there was a piece of glass ,miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little asssssssssk me no more questions ill tell u no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up the flies are in the city the bees are in the park miss suzy and her boyfriend are kissin in the D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK! DARK! DARK!

lol i can not belive i remembered all that! lol we used to go faster and faster till the teachers thought we were cussing and wed get in trouble and sent to seperate places LOL
It's funny how things change but are the same from country to country......

We sung that song (above) and did the hand game too....but it was.....LouLou had a steamboat.......etc.

And we did another hand game called Miss Mary Mack

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back

She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jumped the fence, fence, fence

They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And never came back, back, back
Till the 4th of July, July, July

*I'm doing the clapping game in my head to that....lol!*

[LixyChick]

YVW BlueSwede! It was fun remembering it!

[BlueSwede]

I remember Miss Mary Mack, too! Somehow I get the impression that most of the boys missed out on these on all sides of the ocean.