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Lovediva
01-14-2004, 10:18 AM
Just a little fun quiz...

Let's see how KINKY you really are!:69: :D

Add up the ones you've said yes to and post your score.


1. Have you had sex........5 points

2. Oral sex.....................5 points b. to orgasam.................5 points

3. Swallowed cum ......... 5 points

4. Practiced bondage or sado-masochistic behavior.....5 points

5. Had anal sex ...........5 points b.To orgasam?..............5 points

6. Had sex with someone of the same gender.....10 points

7. Had sex with more than one person at a time..10 points

8. Had sex with more than one person in a week......7 points

9. Used sex toys.................................7 points

10. Bought a dirty magazine................3 points

11. Watched porno...............................3 points

12. Been in a 69................................3 points

13. Had phone sex...............................5 points

14. Masturbated..................................5 points b. in a public place..............................5 points

15. Had sex in a public place...................5 points park.............1 point subway...........3 points alley way........2 points train, bus or police station.......3 points public bathroom.....................3 points

16. Gotten carpet burn.............3 points

17. Participated in an orgy........10 points

18. Watched someone having sex.....7 points

19. Had sex with others watching you....7 points

20. Sucked or licked or had sucked your own: a. female-breasts or pussy............12 points b. male dick..................................12 points

21. Paid for sex......................8 points

22. Been paid for sex.................8 points

23. Had a one night stand.............8 points

24. Pass out during sex...............5 points

25. Had a STD.........................8 points

26. Had sex without contraceptives....6 points

27. Had sex in any other place than the bedroom. 3 points for each place (max. 7 places)

28. Ever given or recieved a "facial" cum in the face.. 15 points

29. Have you ever sat on a mans face/or had a woman to sit on your face to be eaten out?...................10 points b. To orgasam.............................5 points

30. Have you had/given a "snowball" (cum in the mouth transfered to another's mouth) ......7 points

31. Ever been video taped....................8 points

32. Have you ever been in different positions. (max 8 positions)..2 points per position

33. Had sex for mor than 4 hours without stopping.....4 points

34. Have you done the salad toss? (also known as ass licking and rimming)...5 points

35. Have you ever had sex with a relative and didn't know it at the time? ..5 points

36. Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend with sex.....5 points

37. Are you horny now..................3 points

38. Have you let a boyfriend/girlfriend shit on you...........25 points

39. Have you given or received a golden shower................25 points

40. Have you eaten out or been eaten out during a period......25 points





Scoring:

1-25: How does it look up there angels?

26-55: Okay, you know the bare minimum. Join a sex-ed class!

56-85: Okay, you one on the outskirts of being kinky.

86-125: Welcome to the land of kinky sex! Here is your certificate that shows you have completed the kink correspondence course.

126-170: You are a BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class.

171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!! Possible score: 383

thedog
01-14-2004, 11:07 AM
My score is 222.

It might have been higher but there were no points awarded for having sex on a plane, which (not bragging), I've done many times.

Overnighters from San Francisco to Brussels (9 hours+) get really boring.

Do I get some points for each time?

WildIrish
01-14-2004, 11:14 AM
Hmmmph...only 189! I just barely made it!

uwish6969
01-14-2004, 11:19 AM
My score was 209! Damn, I didn't realize I was THAT kinky!

IAKaraokeGirl
01-14-2004, 11:45 AM
Yikes!

<---273 here.

osuche
01-14-2004, 12:19 PM
265. Hmmm....

Aqua
01-14-2004, 12:42 PM
*gulp* 309

I can't believe I don't get points for knowingly having sex with a relative... sheesh.

IAKaraokeGirl
01-14-2004, 12:44 PM
<----thought *she* was bad, but is in awe of Aqua. :D

Vurginne
01-14-2004, 01:03 PM
45......... It would have been a lot lower if it hadn't been for question 20 a and 20 b.

Lilith
01-14-2004, 01:15 PM
237 :D

Aqua
01-14-2004, 01:17 PM
Oops... I misread one of the questions...

New score... 321

Teddy Bear
01-14-2004, 01:41 PM
162 - - You are a BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class. :D

Lilith
01-14-2004, 02:03 PM
would gladly attend^^^^^ said instructional event:D

Sharni
01-14-2004, 04:28 PM
241

nikki1979
01-14-2004, 04:45 PM
171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!! Possible score: 383

i got 232 and jeeping got 196

~nikki~

dm383
01-14-2004, 05:00 PM
247 here! ;)

DM

sillyme
01-14-2004, 05:20 PM
151 here - I'm just not in the same league... oh well, that can change :)

LixyChick
01-14-2004, 06:03 PM
246 here! Schnikies!

dm383
01-14-2004, 06:08 PM
Schnikies?!?! :confused:

LixyChick
01-14-2004, 06:11 PM
I dunno....I dunno! Just an expression hun...(and a bad one at that)!

Did you happen to notice how close our scores were? Hmmmmm? *giggle*

I've been 1 up'ed!!!

dm383
01-14-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
I dunno....I dunno! Just an expression hun...(and a bad one at that)!

Did you happen to notice how close our scores were? Hmmmmm? *giggle*

I've been 1 up'ed!!!


1-upped eh? I KNOW sweetie..... I've seen the pics, remember?!?! :D

(1 of a difference though...... does make ya think, doesn't it? ;))

DM

quisath
01-14-2004, 07:29 PM
I had to re-total twice to make sure......................dayummmmmmmm no one told me that was "KINKY". ;)

305

Scarecrow
01-14-2004, 07:33 PM
Just missed 300, must be slipping LOL

jseal
01-14-2004, 07:43 PM
Lovediva,

183 for me!

jseal
01-14-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by LixyChick
...Schnikies!

LixyChick,

You Pennsylvania Dutch are all the same. Normal on the outside...

Sugarsprinkles
01-14-2004, 07:54 PM
"only" 199 here






































































damn!!! And I thought my score was high................









*prostrates herself on the floor in front of IAKG, Aqua, Lixy, DM383, Lil, LoveDiva, et al



"I'm not worth!!..............I'm not worthy!!......" :D:D:D:D

SuzyQ
01-14-2004, 08:16 PM
240...never qualified for one of the 25 point ones..

Nice Guy
01-14-2004, 11:09 PM
52, guess I'll just stick to the plan ol uneventful sex.

pinkbutton
01-15-2004, 03:10 AM
shit i only got 89 :( i would have thought id have got alot more than that!

Casperr
01-15-2004, 04:25 AM
I got 86....... pretty awful, but I think I've done pretty damn well for a virgin!

CasperTG

dm383
01-15-2004, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by CasperTG
I got 86....... pretty awful, but I think I've done pretty damn well for a virgin!

CasperTG

I'll say you have!! :D (Dirrrty boy!! LOL ;))

DM

Teddy Bear
01-15-2004, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
would gladly attend^^^^^ said instructional event:D

LOL... With your score of 237 and mine at 162, guess who's the teacher and who's the student. :D

I wonder if we could get some of the people with high scores to be guest speakers... perhaps with demo's. ;)

Lilith
01-15-2004, 06:48 AM
they would have to bring relatives :D

Lost
01-15-2004, 06:50 AM
ok, ok, I wasnt sure I wanted to post my score after totaling it up, but after talking to a couple ppl, they think I should sooo...
here it is...





















324

Lilith
01-15-2004, 07:05 AM
Now Aqua has something to strive for:D

Lost you are nassssssssssssssssssssssty;):D

Lost
01-15-2004, 07:15 AM
no no no, I'm not nassssty, i'm..... um, I....... welll, ya see........
it just....... ive just have ALOT of fun? ya thats it, i just have had alot o fun!

Lilith
01-15-2004, 07:18 AM
Did you earn those points all tonight?:D

LixyChick
01-15-2004, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by jseal
LixyChick,

You Pennsylvania Dutch are all the same. Normal on the outside...
Well.......you do know I wasn't born in Pa. Dutch country....doncha? :D

LOL@SS! Just imagine what Madonna's score would be!

Lost!!!! :dizzy:

Lost
01-15-2004, 07:33 AM
umm, NO!
i dont think someone COULd earn that many points in 1 night...
hrmmm, if only I was a few years younger, I might just try, hehehe

Steph
01-15-2004, 10:22 AM
207

Cobalt
01-15-2004, 01:17 PM
145, compared to alot of the posts here I am kind low, Damn, have to work on that!!!!!!!!!!

Vigil
01-15-2004, 02:15 PM
100110011001

OK - So it's more impressive in Binary.

RyanČ
01-15-2004, 02:24 PM
I'm afraid it's a lame 36 for me. :(

Oh, the shame! (:D)

I bet we all got 3 points on question 37.

Wicked Wanda
01-15-2004, 09:54 PM
Ok, I tried subtracting from the total, ( the short cut) and I tried adding it up, and I get different answers.
I am also very tipsy while answering this, so phooey!!! on you if you want to say mean things about my arithmetic.
#1-14- of course!! 93 points
#15- yes to all, 17 points
16-19 yes to all 27 points
#20. I have licked my own nipples.12 points
#21 Well, sort of.. She "borrowed " money from me after a wonderful romantic night. The transaction was explained to me later by friend. I still feel weird about it. A woman paying another woman for sex... Oh well. if that one time counts... 8 points
#22. YES DAMMIT!! I trade sex for free internet access. I would sleep with him anyway, but everyone else says this is trading something for sex.!!! 8 points
#23 Many many times. I'm easy. I am a slut. Big deal. 8 points
#24. Yes, from exhaustion, from intensity, (scared my partners too!) and from alcohol, like tonight. 5 points
# 25 yes, courtesy of my rat bastard EX husband. Knocked me up AND gave me gonorrhea and chlamydia. My lawyer was MUCH better than his. 8 points
#26 oral sex. anal sex. I have also had vaginal intercourse without contraception (see #25) 6 points
#27 at LEAST 7 other places.. more like 30 other places..21 points
#28 About two hours ago... after a nice after -work dinner, I had desert in the front seat of his car. 15 points
#29 15 points, both sexes (I should get 30?)
#30 Yes, usually during 3 sums. 7 points
#31. by about a thousand people every year during Carnival.
While flashing, making out with people, usually topless, and *ahem* sucking things, frottage', and and other (see # 20)sexy, nasty things. 8 points
#32 silly question (8 x 2) 16 points
#33 Oh yes!!! 4 points
#34 Yes 5 points
#35 distant cousins in France, nothing else, so NO 0 points
#36 yes 5 points
#37 yes 3 points
#38 NO!!!
#39 Once. I was curious, and was talked into it. It was warm. it smelled like garlic. Won't do it again. 25 points
#40 of course. 25 points
total 341
But if there is a total of 383 points, and I subtract my two no answers, ( 25 points, and 5 points= 30 points) the answer is higher. 353
Either way I am a perv!!!!!

tipsy, dazed, horny, and confused

Wanda

dreamgurl
01-15-2004, 11:00 PM
um......i got 8 i feel well ...............nevermind

Southern Charm
01-16-2004, 02:05 AM
304

In the words of Fionna Apple i think it was...

"I've been a bad, bad girl."

Tess
01-16-2004, 02:29 AM
198... and counting :)

RyanČ
01-16-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by dreamgurl
um......i got 8 i feel well ...............nevermind

*big hug*

Aqua
01-16-2004, 02:55 PM
Wicked Wanda, You're my Hero... ;)

LixyChick
01-16-2004, 06:32 PM
OMG! I gotta put a potty in my puter seat! This thread is sooooooo funny!

((((((WW))))))) We gotta party together someday! You're a roar when you are drinking! Oh hell.....you're wonderful whenever!

Bilbo
01-16-2004, 08:26 PM
223

dancingrugger
01-16-2004, 09:51 PM
311 for me

kitkate
01-17-2004, 12:50 AM
232...and yes I had to answer "yes" to the are you Horny right now question ;)

rabbit
01-17-2004, 01:56 PM
My score: 199

darkangel37
01-18-2004, 09:32 AM
121 here - must try harder.

d5254t
01-20-2004, 02:04 PM
222... Didn't know I had that much kink in me :-):hot:

Mae
01-22-2004, 06:37 PM
:hot: Hmmm...interesting. 207.

dicksbro
01-22-2004, 09:02 PM
166 ... see, I told you I led a sheltered life. :D

Lilith_82
05-02-2004, 08:06 PM
I got 310!

171+ : You are the Dean of Kink College. You are not only a client, you DA KINK PRESIDENT!!! Possible score: 383

TinTennessee
05-02-2004, 08:27 PM
I got a "mere" 211...but only because we were limited to positions and rooms in the questions lol :)

nikanik
05-02-2004, 10:28 PM
I got a 301! I am happy to b Kinky!

Eros
05-03-2004, 01:07 AM
188...damn...I need more practice...anyone willing to help? >:)

BIBI
05-03-2004, 05:59 PM
258

Mercury_Maniac
05-03-2004, 06:08 PM
28


how pathetic is that?

denny
05-03-2004, 06:12 PM
228 but I sure don't see myself as kinky!

Coaster
05-03-2004, 08:31 PM
190 here..... I don't think I'm kinky either..... adventurous yes!:)

darogle
05-05-2004, 02:43 AM
209....but still diligently working on more!! LOL

Englishlush
05-05-2004, 01:38 PM
damn! I need someone to help me increase my score!! I only got 107!

sss83
05-05-2004, 01:50 PM
Jesus! 271
Why don't you get points for the number of people you've slept with?

sxycat
05-05-2004, 09:13 PM
154.....and only getting better with age. :D

plbrad
05-05-2004, 09:22 PM
169, hmm...69 Thats a good idea, time to make a phone call.

caliguy
05-07-2004, 01:38 AM
BONA FIDE KINK!! You can teach a kink class

Misteria
07-18-2004, 06:06 PM
256 i new i was bad :rolleyes: but not that bad ') lol

sodaklostsoul
07-19-2004, 01:19 AM
218........Yea a test I passed.

Pita
07-19-2004, 07:23 AM
199 kinky but not to kinky I think!!

skyler_m
07-19-2004, 07:58 AM
Hmmmm. I have no idea how I missed this thread in January. Anyway, I got 254... and a couple of ideas. :D

Good to see I'm not the highest one in here. lol

Oldfart
07-19-2004, 08:58 AM
168.

It felt much kinkier when I did the quiz.

scotzoidman
07-19-2004, 09:48 AM
Got a 126, just barely into serious kink territory

Who decided there were only 8 positions? I would think there should more than just 2 points for some of them...& extra points for coming up with a new one...

monkee_dancer
07-19-2004, 09:34 PM
247.... wow didn't really realize that i have done that much stuff... seems kinda interesting now...

Mackenzie
07-20-2004, 09:43 AM
175......

pepsigirl
07-21-2004, 07:49 PM
I got 165.....am i kinky enough to join you guys. ;)