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Lilith
01-14-2004, 07:15 AM
The Joy of Having a Dick



I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
An organ surrounded by senditive skin
That's smooth and rarely hairless

It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below;
Soft, obedient and loyal.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild untamed beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during the summer,
wearing little, sunning on the beach
The slightest sight of shaking boobs
And to cover up you'll have to reach.

Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes guys quite distraught.

They peek across in uninals,
To compare and try to see
But if another glances back at them
Theres no way that they can pee.

Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Cuz it really can relieve.

Without this fabulous organ,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.

It has two main bodily functions
I'm sure you'll all agree
To start a whole new life
And of course, daily to pee.

But I think the thing that's marvelous;
About that one eyed brute
Is that when its trying to procreate,
It knows which fluid to shoot.

And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarize I'd say with certaintly
That every male loves his little friend
But girls, no matter what we do,
Please don't fold, spindle mutilate And NEVER NEVER Bend!!!

lakritze
01-14-2004, 12:55 PM
Hhahahahh hahah hah hah I thank you and my friend thanks you. Great poem.....

WildIrish
01-14-2004, 01:02 PM
That's like an owner's manual set in prose! Awesome!

Lilith
01-14-2004, 01:25 PM
Well beings that I have this little dick fetish I thought I'd post it for you guys;)

WildIrish
01-14-2004, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
Well beings that I have this little dick fetish I thought I'd post it for you guys;)

You do? AWESOME!!!!!

<--- has a little dick! :D

Lilith
01-14-2004, 01:28 PM
smart ass:D

Aqua
01-14-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Lilith
Well beings that I have this little dick fetish I thought I'd post it for you guys;)
Damn... sorry Lilith. I just don't think it's gonna work out then... I'm just not that little. :(

Lilith
01-14-2004, 01:38 PM
I think I will bring this up as an example in my linguistics class:D

musketeer
01-14-2004, 01:56 PM
Somebody I know just south of my navel act just like that lol.

saggybear
02-08-2004, 08:16 AM
cure poem lil
sure does sound like mine

dicksbro
02-09-2004, 07:53 PM
Lilith, you sure know how to get a "rise" out of us, don't you? :D :D

Cute poem. ;)

curvyredhead
02-11-2004, 01:29 AM
Lilith,

TY for bringing a smile to my face just when I needed it!

intrigued
02-11-2004, 01:45 AM
LOL...... that is great........ most of it true also.....

babybunny
02-11-2004, 01:32 PM
:p :D Thats too cute.


Oh...darn...hubby hates when I say that..