<<The Tent That Dreams Are Made Of>>

[LixyChick]

I guess this is mostly directed to the ladies.....but I have a question for the men too!

Ladies? Have you ever awakened before him.....glanced over.....and saw the outline of that devine hard cock through the sheets? Did you think to yourself......"Weeeeeeeeee! This'll be a great morning!"....or...."Oh damn....I wonder if he'd mind if I took advantage....or he just wants to pee!"??????? LOL!

Men? Would it bother you for us to just jump aboard.....or suck you up?

I'll tell you that Mr. Lixy would love that I weren't ever apprehensive........but sometimes I know that his "tent" has NOTHING to do with me or his dreams and fantasies......and so I hesitate at times......

So....what's your thoughts?

[BigBear57]

I'd say what better way to start the day, damn Honey hop on and have some!

[Tess]

A simple inquiry will solve the issue. Ask, "Are you going to take care of that, or should I?" If it is the infamous "piss hard-on", he will dispatch the problem. If it is prelude to a wet dream, squat and say, "OOooo, Baby!"

If you get a firm grasp on the problem, you are bound to find the solution at hand.

Simple.

[SuzyQ]

I have taken advantage of it..but if he wakes with a hard-on he gets up to pee...and when he comes back seems to have lost interest.

[Booger]

go for it even if it is a piss hard on he'll forget about it right away

[osuche]

I'm far more likely to wake him up orally...and I've never had a mishap yet.

:hot:

[jennaflower]

If placed in that position..you can bet.. that the last thing I would be likely to do it let it go to waste.... nope.. sorry.. this girl has a lot of time to make up for. LOL

[Lilith]

I thought I would be all sexy and wake Mr. Lil up in the middle of the night by slurping him. I wriggled his member free from the front fly of the jammies he wears and just about the time I wrapped my lips tightly around it he woke up:o and obviously thought I was the willy-monster. He slapped me smack dab on the top of my head and screamed bloody murder:D:D:p


Scared the living hell out of me too...we were both so traumatized we just went to bed. I thought he had fallen back to sleep when I heard him start giggling. Then I giggled too and eventually managed to stop laughing long enough to finish what I tried starting:D

[Titgirl]

Ex BF loved to be woken up with a "surprise" blowjob so much that if he woke before me he would pretend to be asleep so I would roll over and give him one. New BF is to new to know yet.........hmmmmm

[Bardog]

LOL at Lilith

Lixy IMHO go ahead and hop on. It would beat the Hell out of an alarm clock anyday

[Cobalt]

I say have at it, would love to start each day out that way!!!!!!!!!!!

A dream come true!!!!!!!!!!

[LixyChick]

ROFL@Lil! Oops! We can now put "smack on top of the head" in the foreplay column!

Thanks for the replies everyone! Good stuff! I guess I'll just take my chances and hope I don't get the screamin whallop! LOL!

[skipthisone]

Hmm...If there is a pole it should be ridden...end of story.

[LixyChick]

Or..........is it the beginning skip? LOL!

I like your "plain and simple" attitude!

[Ryan²]

Us men are always willing to recieve or give, regardless of the time of day.

[OzKristin]

I personally love seeing that in the morning and take advantage...by waking him up usually ;-) sometimes he did jus need to use the toilet...but that still doesn't mean he is happy (in more than one way ) to start off the morning w/ a little fun hehe

[Aqua]

All aboard... Climb on up and ride away... Or get down for some oral negotiations... either way works for me!

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Aqua
All aboard... Climb on up and ride away... Or get down for some oral negotiations... either way works for me!
You can be my conductor any day!

*climbs aboard*






































Oh......now come on.....who could blame me? Is AQUA!^^^ who said that...........I couldn't resist!

*giggle*

[quisath]

Yep.................... Jump on it and RIDERIDERIDE>>>>>>>>>YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ........... Don't Spare the Horses Honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............... whooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ericthered]

Being of a literary bent, I have just the quotation for you. So read and learn, children.

"There is an etiquette for dealing with this sort of erection. I refer you to Sheherezade and her stories of the great Caliph Haroun al-Rashid in the Arabian Nights. Two of Haroun’s many slave-girls were arguing over just such an erection until one said ‘On the authority of Hisham ibn Orwah, who had it of his grandfather, the Prophet said “Whoso quickens the dead, the dead belongs to him and is his.”’ Even so, she didn’t get to use the erection; her colleague seized it by force and took it as her own. And today the tradition still remains, if you can get it to stand up, it’s yours to do what you want with. Just keep the other slave-girls and concubines away from it."

And for your other question - will the owner of said erection object if he wakes up and finds himself buried in something warm, wet and succulent? Are you crazy? You know the male brain becomes completely disengaged in such a situation. And when he floats back down to earth, he will reflect on how lucky he is to sleep with such a sexy lady.

[rusti.1]

I say go for it
I would love any attention

[peej410]

my god that would be wonderful

[StarfishBaby]

I have to agree, going down in the morning is so much fun, especially when it's double the pleasure double the fun! I was with some friends and we had a "sleepover" and in the morning the two of us -having been up all night after he went to bed so he could get up early for work- decided to wake him up and send him off to work fully satisfied and ready to face the day. It was so much fun and I fully recommend everyone try it at least once. ;)

[imaginewithme]

I would love to wake him up that way, but what Lilith said about him waking up freaked...that would be us!

[StarfishBaby]

Yeah thats the funny part about sex, sometimes it's not as smooth as you were hoping it would be...sometimes stuff happens you would never expect..lol..but I think the way Liliths story ended was the best....to be able to laugh about it and then still both get off is the best! I give it an A for kick ass origionality and probably a pretty good ride ;)!!


**My theory..you have to laugh at yourself...you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. :P**

[Coaster]

I honestly can't think of a better way to jump start my day!:slurp:

[Coaster]

Guess how my day started!!!;) :slurp: :slurp: :hot:

[Curious_Fem]

Originally posted by Coaster
Guess how my day started!!!;) :slurp: :slurp: :hot:

Color me jealous. ;)

Sitting here giggling at Lilith's post. Fearing that, I would probably just run my fingers along that delicious hardness, gently playing until he started to wake up...then slide down and wrap my lips around him, waking him up completely.

A girl's allowed to daydream, isn't she? ;)

[Teddy Bear]

Hubby loves it when I wake him up with my mouth on his cock. :D Better then any alarm clock. ;)





But check out the funny below......

[Coaster]

^^^^LMAO Teddy Bear ^^^

[Roostah]

the only issue if trying to convince the dog to get off the bed and lock the door to the bedroom... and by then, hope the mood has not passed

[osuche]

We have interesting roles at my house...my SO is the prude, and I am the merciless harlot who tries to lure him into new adventures. I tried the whole "wake him up the right way" thing...ONCE. He screamed bloody murder and wouldn't let me touch him. <sigh>

[wyndhy]

sometimes I wake up to feel a hard cock pressed against my bottom. so I squirm closer, rolling my hips until he wakes up too. without a word to each other, he’ll reach between my legs, spreading my pussy open, and plunge in. aaaahhhhh. quietly, he fucks me with a driving force, fingering my clit, biting my neck. he tells me how wet and tight I am and I love to hear it. sometimes he rolls me over and pins my hands above my head, rearing up so we can watch our bodies come together. ooooh just thinking about a morning quickie is making me wet right now.

even on the rare occasion that we don’t satisfy the “morning wood”, I’ll call him at work after he’s been there a few hours and tell him how I’ve been thinking about his cock, how I’ve got my dildo stuffed inside my panties and how I wished it were him that I was riding all day. I know that that night, when we finally go to bed, he will rock my world.

either way, it’s a win-win situation

[having_fun]

Please - Please - Please get started without me... Without a doubt I will be up for the pleasure.... And Please don't pull a Mr. Lilth and smack me in the forhead if I get started without you.

[huntersgirl]

I have to share:p Woke up early this am...sitting at my puter, my sexy man arises, and walks out of the bedroom all a splendor in a white shirt and nothing on the bottom except that beautiful hard cock. He approaches me, leans down for a kiss, while I grab that gorgeous member, look up at him and ask "Do you need to pee?"I get just the response I was hoping for and take him in my mouth, and lick and nibble and suck him to a week kneed orgasm! Yummmy!:slurp:

[StarfishBaby]

My kinda morning :slurp:

[Eros]

HG...can I spend the night at your house????...LOL

[dicksbro]

LOL@Teddy Bear's picture.

I think I'm ready ... "HONEY ... " :D

[rabbit]

I would never have a problem with her waking me up for some action.


rabbit

[east]

morning action is the best, i wouldn't mind it. if you don't use it, you loose it.

[cbass1976]

help yourself i would have no problems

[denny]

Hmmmmmm...if the feeling strikes you, just go for it. Even if his state hasn't been caused by you, I'm sure you can gather some evidence of his passion for you if you persevere. Ladies, don't be shy... at least not on my account.

[katekate42]

Lilith- Hilarious story- sounds like the way some of my bright ideas have turned out :) Laughter first, THEN sex!

This is one that I managed to pull off without a hitch and he loved it-- I would advise trying it... But perhaps wearing protective headgear :)