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hitachi
01-04-2004, 03:24 AM
Madness or Genius read this and tell me which you think.


With the coming of the New Year I have decided to loose a few pounds I am not really all that much over weight but I need to drop 15-20 pounds. My biggest weakness is lack of will power with the late night snacks that I eat right before bedtime; I don’t really snack because I am hungry but more because I crave the taste of something. My wife does not believe me in that I just want the taste she thinks that I overeat because I am hungry. So I am trying to workout a deal with her, what I suggest is that when I get a craving for something to eat, I will just eat her pussy instead of junk food. Let me say that eating her pussy is one of my favorite things to do, but for some reason she can’t explain she rarely lets me do it. Now my spouse claims this won’t work, because it will not satisfy me or my hunger and I will snack any way. But I believe that this will give me some serious motivation to quit the junk food and get in to shape, because if she does not see any results she will break off the deal. I mean what better situation could I be in I get to eat what I love and loose weight it’s a win win situation not only me but for her as well.

So what do you think am I on to something or just out of my mind?

Ryan²
01-04-2004, 09:07 AM
Genius. Have her.

don73153
01-04-2004, 10:17 AM
Oh my! That's definitely a good deal! Go for it!



(PS- Take some pictures and keep us posted on how it's going!)

Tess
01-04-2004, 10:53 AM
Insert banana, then eat... a happy compromise. :)

Teddy Bear
01-04-2004, 12:03 PM
Great idea!!

Lucky you & Lucky wife!!

Keep us posted on the weight loss and good luck.

Loulabelle
01-04-2004, 12:15 PM
Hmmm - looks like a win win situation for you and your other half - let us know how it goes!

jennaflower
01-04-2004, 12:28 PM
ROFL w/Tess.... perfect compromise :)

PantyFanatic
01-04-2004, 12:44 PM
Now write a book and call it The Hitachi Juice Diet.;)

"Eat all you want and smile as you still lose weight!" :lust:

LixyChick
01-04-2004, 01:42 PM
I have to say genius too! ROFLMFAO@PF.....he's always thinking ahead!

Ryan²
01-04-2004, 01:58 PM
If you wanna get the situation sorted ASAP, going alone isn't the answer. Involving your partner verbally or using ways of sex will help get the job done a lot quicker, plus easier. ;)

dm383
01-04-2004, 01:58 PM
I think, a touch of Mad-Genius........ Mad idea, but Genius if it works!! :D

DM

SuzyQ
01-04-2004, 07:02 PM
Will have to suggest it to Hubby...I have the opposite problem..he never wants go down on me...

SuccubusKitty
01-04-2004, 07:26 PM
Well you know I think it will work. I have the same problem about snacking more for the flavor and texture of the food than because I am hungry. Actually every time I feel really snacky...I go have sex....Exercise and not snacking! It's a wonderful thing. Hope you wife will understand.

jseal
01-04-2004, 08:24 PM
hitachi,

Genius. Definitely genius.

sillyme
01-04-2004, 08:31 PM
Sounds like genius to me :)

osuche
01-04-2004, 09:24 PM
Absolute genius -- the kind that keep relationships alive!

BigBear57
01-04-2004, 09:35 PM
Definitely the kind of diet I'd love to start the year off with.

Oldfart
01-05-2004, 07:57 AM
Hitachi

This requires rigorous scientific testing before we can comment.

42 days eating Mrs Hitachi, with weights measured each morning

followed by 42 days without.

The curves will show us all.

Aurora
01-05-2004, 09:16 AM
If I can't have a cookie, I'll take the pussy?

Don't know... The end justifies the means? For me I prefer not to be the second choice ;)

Aurora
01-05-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by SuzyQ
Will have to suggest it to Hubby...I have the opposite problem..he never wants go down on me...

What a loss, for both of you!

WildIrish
01-05-2004, 09:30 AM
That's BRILLIANT! And...there's no way she can say no! If she pushes you away then you can fire right back with "You're sabotaging my diet."

lakritze
01-06-2004, 02:18 PM
Great idea.But you can't just pop in for a quick snack while shopping at the Mall...... ............can you?

Lilith
01-06-2004, 02:29 PM
genius^^^^^

<~~~~~~ Opens her own little cart in the mall:p

WildIrish
01-06-2004, 02:37 PM
<--- is betting ^^^'s cart is more popular than TJ Cinnamon's!