Squirm

[Ryan²]

This may be an odd question to ask, but when you masturbate and feel yourself reaching an orgasm, do you squirm about a bit?

I tend to.

[Lovediva]

Man oh man oh man.


Another masterbation question.



UkG² is that all you think about????



There is more to life than just masterbating!!!! ;) :D

[Vigil]

In the other hand........................................................

[Vigil]

Oops sorry.

Should it have read?


On the other hand........................................

[Lovediva]

LOL@Vigil

anyhandwilldo!!!

[Vigil]

The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

[Steph]

ROFL Diva, Booger and Vigil

But that song doesn't mention squirming! :D

[Lovediva]

Originally posted by Vigil
The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist







and a Davy Crockett hat.





OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












I have a hat like that..my dad gave it to me....

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! LOL

[Vigil]

My Dad used to have a Davy Crockett too ????????????????????????????????????








They must be out of fashion now that shaving is so popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vigil]

I've got a skull cap though?

[Catch22]

And the apple pie from American pie.

[Steph]

My friend uses a sock. Ewww!

Did you ever wear a pot on your head to pretend you were Davey Crockett?

[Catch22]

Wool or cotton sock?

[PantyFanatic]

Davey was just a nut in the trees.;) lol

[Vigil]

Yeah, Steph, I used a pot.

But everyone laughed because I forgot to take the flowers out first.

[LixyChick]

Originally posted by Steph
Did you ever wear a pot on your head to pretend you were Davey Crockett?
Who ya asking? And.....which head?

[WildIrish]

I tried using a sock a few times. I got rugburns.

And I'm pretty sure I squirm.

[Lilith]

I squirm too but I prefer the word writhe;)

[PantyFanatic]

Isn't that ANOTHER reason god made PANTIES? :D

[LixyChick]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Thanks a fuckin lot Vigil, Diva & Steph! Now I'm singing the Davy Crockett theme song!

Let's talk about Daniel Boone squirming instead!

[Catch22]

I wonder if Davy had socks?

[Steph]

I have no idea what type of sock my friend uses. For some reason, I picture a white cotton one.

[PantyFanatic]

Maybe silk stockings??????....................:D that could work.

[Vigil]

Originally posted by Steph
I have no idea what type of sock my friend uses. For some reason, I picture a white cotton one.

and soiled?

[Steph]

I would never ask him that! I'd be afraid of the answer!!!

[Catch22]

Now between a gals feet while she had stockings/socks on! But that wouldn't count as wanking!

[Vigil]

Just do it?

[Catch22]

But then again knowing that Lilith likes to writhe while playing with herself is not a bad thing to know.

[BlueSwede]

I don't think I squirm before I come, but I not only squirm but look like I'm having a seizure with my body and limbs going in all different directions involuntarily when I do come. I always figured it must look rather comical rather than sexy when it does finally happen.

And, uKG2, please DO keep your wanking questions coming (no pun intended); I look forward to them (smile).

[Ryan²]

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Thankyou. Big kiss for BlueSwede. Attracting audiences for my masturbation topics is not the intention, but if it works, then so be it!

People, people: live a little and get fucking horny.

[BlueSwede]

Originally posted by ukG²
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Big kiss for BlueSwede.

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh...I'll take it! Thank you! :D

[Sharni]

I tend to Squirm a bit.....when i orgasm i have a moment of suspension...muscles all tight and stiff...then go into a sorta mini seizure *LOL*

[Ryan²]

Sounds painful.

[Sharni]

Not at all....quite the opposite *LOL*

[Lilith]

It's like sexy convulsions:p

[LixyChick]

without the cherry?

OK......I don't have my cherry......but I still have the box it came in!

*if ya don't get it......I ain't esplainin!*

[Cheyanne]

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Davey Crocket
Daniel Boone **SNORT - SNORT**
Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(((((((((Just do it))))))))))))))) **Thinks of the swoosh!!** OMG!! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

.................the box it came in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

............oh the pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!

[LixyChick]

*get's the Pixies pee bucket out for Chey!*

Oops!

*dumps the pee bucket and gives it a water swish.....then hands it to Chey*

[skipthisone]

I am corpse like

[LixyChick]

*shovels dirt on STO*

Hey! He was ripe in another thread......now he's a corpse! What's a girl to do?

[Lilith]

Originally posted by skipthisone
I am corpse like

then you may need inspiration;)

[skipthisone]

i was only kidding..geez

[Lilith]

we know...we just like to watch you..............squirm:D

[tdot]

catch 22 a wool sock may be kinda itchy

[Catch22]

I like to wank while a woman is doing the same or watching. I also like sit over a woman and do it over her breasts. Ladies I have known have always liked that. I think I move my hips about, but not squirm.

[Ryan²]

If you are both masturbating in front of each other at the same time, not only does she enjoy it as well as you, but it's a turn-on her for her too.

[OzKristin]

i know right before i cum i squirm a lot too..i get really into it..but since i got my man its an even more powerful orgasm when he's fingering me vs when i get my own self off..however if he's watching that gets me more turned on..in any event yea...totally squirm a lot and get very loud...and then tremble all over as the orgasm washes over me..mmm

[lonedude]

I think wether you are masturbating or making love you always squirm a little before you release just your bodies way of relaxing into it hmm or should that be tensing into it :p

[Ryan²]

I guess we squirm because when we feel ourselves about to cum, we're like "oh yeah!" and it's such a great feeling.

[osuche]

I'm not sure...anyone want to come over here and find out???

[Ryan²]

YES PLEASE! :D

[osuche]

Originally posted by ukG²
YES PLEASE! :D

Perhaps we can meet somewhere mid-Atlantic?

[Virgin Teen]

Going off topic... I've heard that song! Vigil, thanks for the memories bringing that one up. :)

Now... back on topic. I guess I squirm, but I wouldn't call it squirming... There's a tense moment, before a wave of pleasure that runs through my body. And that feels a bit like when someone gently blows on the back of your neck, only it's all over... and it's a most wonderful feeling. :) And then, with my head back moaning softly, my muscles tense and relax... If that's squirming, I squirm. :D

[Grumble]

Originally posted by osuche
Perhaps we can meet somewhere mid-Atlantic?

Its off the topic but that quip reminded me of the only funny joke I ever found in a Christmas Bon Bon

Q What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A About half way

:D :D :D

Oh yeah I squirm too

[Ryan²]

Originally posted by osuche
Perhaps we can meet somewhere mid-Atlantic? P.O.A abolished all of a sudden! Soz!

[hornyblonde]

great song - is it real?

[hornyblonde]

i meant the song

[Ryan²]

Song? :confused:

[SuzyQ]

Is there a web site with naughty songs?

[WildIrish]

Are there naughty phrases to the Davey Crockett song?

[Ryan²]

Hell, now I'm confused.